Sunday, July 31, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Selena Gomez Sunbathing Topless (For The Most Part)

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 09:39 PM PDT

   
Here’s 19-year-old (Seemed like a good idea to point that out.) Selena Gomez sunbathing in Orlando over the weekend and, okay, fine, looking not pregnant. And while I’m being completely honest, its time all of us stop lying to ourselves about Justin Bieber hitting this and start focusing on harvesting His power. I’m talking Read More ...

Bane Looks Like This Now

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 05:00 AM PDT

   
“I don’t know what raped me worse: The traffic or your quarterback. OH! But, seriously, folks, I’m here to talk about emphysema…” I guess I should’ve started this whole post off with *SPOILER ALERT* because here’s Tom Hardy in his full Bane getup on The Dark Knight Rises set in Pittsburgh on Saturday where apparently he’s Read More ...

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Justin Bieber Punks Fast Food Drive-Thrus

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 12:40 PM PDT

Get in, we're going coneing.

Justin Bieber posted a video on Twitter showing him punk various fast food drive-thrus, including doing a little something called "coneing," aka the new planking. Have you heard of it? It's the prank where you order an ice cream cone at a drive-thru and pick it up by the top of ice cream and then drive off. Yeah, that's a thing, apparently.

So, being the silly little Justin bear that he is, the Biebs pranked a couple of fast food joints by ordering ice cream cones. HIGHlarity ensued, obvs. Ch-ch-check it out above!

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Soulja Boy NOT Buying A Private Jet

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 12:20 PM PDT

Phew!

Soulja Boy is more sensible than we thought!

Contrary to earlier reports that the 21-year-old was going to buy a $55 million private jet for his 21st birthday, a spokesman for the rapper denied the reports.

He said that the rumors "are not true," adding, "the elaborate rumors circulating about Soulja Boy purchasing a jet for his 21st birthday are grossly over exaggerated."

Soulja DID however have a lavish $300,000 birthday party at a Miami nightclub.

Mere pennies compared to a $55 million jet, but still pretty pricey for someone who's had tax issues in the past. The more reasonable, the better, Soulja!

[Image via WENN.]

Arnold And Maria Back Together

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 11:40 AM PDT

Well, they're back together for a day.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver put aside their differences and spent Arnold's 64th birthday together at Barney's in Beverly Hills. The estranged couple put on a brave face as they spent the day with their children.

Good to know that they're capable of keeping things civil for the sake of the kids.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Jason London Ties The Knot

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 11:20 AM PDT

Pretty wedding picture!

Jason London (brother of Celebrity Rehab's Jeremy London) marred actress Sofia Karstens in North Hero, Vermont, the bride's hometown.

The couple married four months after Jason divorced his first wife, Charlie Spralding.

It was a fast engagement for the two, but it seems like they're really in love.

Congratulations!

[Image via Jesse Hlady.]

Harry Potter Makes $1 Billion Globally!

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 10:40 AM PDT

Holy magic-making moneymaker!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 has hit the $1 billion mark worldwide.

By last Thursday, the movie grossed $296 million domestically and $630 million overseas. With this weekend's box office numbers, the movie crossed the magical billion dollar mark, making it the 9th movie in history to do so.

The only movie to go past $2 billion was Avatar.

Don't worry, we have a feeling Potterheads will make sure it joins the $2 billion club very, very soon.

Are U surprised that it's made $1 billion so soon??

Glambert's New Gay Anthem!

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 10:20 AM PDT

LOVE this!

Adam Lambert performed his new single about acceptance at the Sainte Agathe Festival in Canada.

Listen to Outlaws of Love above. It's a ballad for the gays!

Another Royal Wedding! Zara Phillips Marries!

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 10:00 AM PDT

The royal family luuurve their weddings!

Queen Elizabeth II's first granddaughter Zara Phillips tied the knot with rugby player Mike Tindall in Edinburgh, Scotland on Saturday.

The bride looked absolutely beautiful wearing a Stewart Parvin gown as she smiled big while walking out of the church with her new hubby.

The event was a royal star-studded affair as Queen Elizabeth II, her son and grandkids were all in attendance.

To see pics of all your favorite royal superstars, ch-ch-check out the gallery below...including The Queen! Duchess Catherine! Duke William! Prince Harry! Prince Charles! Duchess Camilla! Princess Beatrice! With a new hat!

Congratulations to the happy couple!

[Image via WENN.]

Going GaGa At The Sydney Monster Hall

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 09:20 AM PDT

Earlier, we posted some footage from Lady GaGa's performance at the Sydney Monster Hall, but this time we're giving you the whole enchilada!

Watch GaGa's amazing opening number, Born This Way, above.

And click after the jump to watch the rest of the show!





Sookeh And Beel Anna And Stephen Take A Lover's Stroll

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 09:00 AM PDT

These two are so happy to be in love!

And do you blame them, really? They're both pretty and they both star one of the hottest shows right now.

Real life husband and wife Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer took a lover's stroll on the streets of Venice, California over the weekend. Enjoying the sunshine (something they don't experience too often while on set), the couple held hands and made each other smile while whispering sweet nothings in each other's ear. Or at least that's how we imagine it.

They honestly do look really happy though. And they're one of our favorite Hollywood couples so let's hope it stays that way!

For more pics of these two crazy lovebirds, check out the gallery below!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Al Pacino's Daughter Arrested For Drunk Driving And Smoking Weed!

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 08:40 AM PDT

Poppa's not going to be happy!

Al Pacino's daughter Julie Marie Pacino was arrested over the weekend for driving drunk and smoking pot.

The 21-year-old aspiring film director was busted at a checkpoint near Washington Street in lower Manhattan in NYC. She admitted to the police that she drank three beers and "smoked weed."

A criminal complaint said she had "watery and bloodshot eyes, had slurred speech and had the odor of an alcoholic beverage on [her] breath."

She blew a .12 on a Breathalyzer and was charged with a DWI. Oh, and top it all off, she was driving with expired registration.

Yowsa! The last person we'd want to piss off is Al Pacino. Hon, you better have some good excuses to get out of this one!

[Image via WENN.]

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‘Torchwood: Miracle Day’ Is The Scariest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 10:48 AM PDT

Have any of you been watching Torchwood: Miracle Day? I know there are some Doctor Who fans lurking around Crushable, but Torchwood has generally had a smaller American audience than its parent show, so I’m curious about who out there in Crushable Land also follow the adventures of the one and only Captain Jack Harkness (John Barrowman). I plugged Miracle Day in 8 New Summer TV Shows to Watch Out For back in June, though, because this year, Torchwood has moved away from Britain and the BBC and found a home in America on Starz on Fridays at 10pm. At the time, I noted that we had no idea what to actually expect from the story, but hey, it’s Torchwood, so it’ll probably have aliens in it. Well, we’re about four episodes into this season, and though we haven’t seen any aliens yet, I can safely say that Miracle Day is by far the scariest thing I have ever seen. Here’s the thing: We get a lot of end-of-the-world stories in the sci-fi and action genres, but the end of the world isn’t actually the worst thing that could happen. What could be worse than the end of the world, you ask? Miracle Day could. That’s what. And here’s why.

A little background first: While Doctor Who is a kids’ show that still manages to appeal adults, Torchwood probably isn’t something you want your favorite five-year-old watching. It made sure to declare itself as such early on; the second episode of the first season dealt with a purple alien gas that took on a host and then killed its victims through sex (and no, I didn’t just make that up. Really). Torchwood probably best described as The X-Files’ cooler, younger, sibling with an inexplicable Welsh accent. It always had a sense of humor about it, but as the show went on, it got more serious; it wasn’t shy about killing canon characters, and its third season, a five-part mini-series called Children of Earth, was one of the greatest pieces of television I’ve ever seen. The show’s fate was somewhat up in the air after that season; it wasn’t the show was doing badly– on the contrary, its viewing figures had never been better– but no one was really sure if they were going to keep doing it for whatever reason. Eventually, though, news hit that Torchwood was coming to America in 2011, and the world rejoiced. Or at least, the British sci-fi telly-loving part of the world did.

Russell T. Davies, the man responsible for both the 2005 revival of Doctor Who and the subsequent creation of Torchwood, kept the lid very firmly on Miracle Day until it started airing– and it’s probably a good thing that he did, because the premise hit home that much stronger once we were finally allowed to see what it was. For the curious, here’s what’s been going on (no spoilers except for what you find out in the first five minutes of the first episode): One day on Earth, no one dies. Not one single person. And then it happens again the next day. And the next. And the next. And the next. Pretty soon, it becomes clear that no one on Earth is dying, and that’s why that first day is called Miracle Day. But don’t be fooled by its name, because Miracle Day is not a good thing. It’s the worst thing that could possibly have happened to us.

Why? Because when I say no one is dying, I MEAN no one. Dying of old age, or illness, or trauma– none of that happens anymore. People who are so old they shouldn’t go on, do, in great pain the entire time. Terminally ill people aren’t terminal anymore, but they, too, are forever in pain. People who have been burnt beyond recognition, or have had their heads hacked off in freak accidents– none of them will die. The burnt ones will continue to be burnt, their cells will not regenerate, and they will feel as if they are on fire until the end of time. Just because a person has lost their head doesn’t mean they’ve lost their life– not anymore– and those people, too, will feel the unspeakable pain of having been beheaded forever. Furthermore, there’s normally an exchange that would happen: Each day, a certain statistic of people would die, and a certain statistic of people would be born. Now, they’re still being born, but they’re not dying– which means that the world will soon be overrun with humans it has no space to hold. We will consume faster than we can replenish. The justice system will collapse; the definitions that the legal world has run on will cease to have meaning. There will be no argument over capital punishment anymore, but the jails will quickly fill up. What are we to do with criminals then? Criminals like Oswald Dane (Bill Pullman), the man who raped and murdered a child without remorse and were set to be executed by legal injection– how are we to stop them from hurting people again, and again, and again? Perhaps most important, though, is this: Within four months, the world’s food supply will run out. People who are starving to death? You’ve got it: They’ll continue to starve, but they won’t die. They’ll just starve forever. It’s not the end of the world. It’s the anti-end of the world, and it’s much, much worse. And no one– not the American government, not any other government, not one single person– will be equipped to deal with it.

And THAT, my friends, is true horror. The end of the world is scary, but it isn’t horror, because once it ends, it just ends (after that meteor hits and existence is blinked out, you’re not really going to care much about it anymore). Serial killers in hockey masks aren’t horror either. Neither are strange European hostels that kidnap its travelers and sell them to torture addicts. Ghosts aren’t horror, ghouls aren’t horror, and demons, devils, and vampires aren’t horror. But this world imagined in Miracle Day? That is by far the most horrifying thing I could imagine, because there is no end to the pain that the entirety of humanity will suffer.

What do you think, Gentle Readers?

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17 Awesome Costumes from Comic-Con 2011

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 08:47 AM PDT

Pictures have been surfacing of the truly spectacular costumes fans made and showed off at Comic-Con this year, so as promised, here’s a bunch of our favorites. Have fun geeking out!

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Sunday Cute: Baby Anteater Finds His Feet

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 07:15 AM PDT

Meet Sunshine, a baby anteater who lives at the Sunshine International Aquarium in Tokyo. Sunshine is adorable. He’s adorable when he’s learning how to walk. He’s adorable when he’s hitching a ride on his mum’s back. He’s adorable when he’s hitching a ride on his mum’s back while she’s hitching a ride on the back of a human. I have come to the conclusion that anteaters are, in general, adorable, so you should have one. Here. You deserve it. Awwww.

Happy Sunday!

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Creepy Things That Seem Real But Aren’t: The Holders Series

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 02:41 PM PDT


Creepy Things That Seem Real But Aren't is a series that explores modern urban legends, bringing you a new tale each week.

In any city, in any country, there’s a mental institution or halfway house where certain Objects wait. There were once 2,538 of these Objects, but 2,000 were lost.

They are kept by THE HOLDERS, and the remaining 538 must never come together. Ever.

They could be anything, the Objects: A music box, a scalpel, the silence of a room in which no one has spoken for countless years. The stories about them come from many sources, not all of which are reliable; but they all tell of the same things. When brought together, these Objects will bring about unimaginably horrific consequences. Few know the details of those consequences– or rather, few have heard the details and held onto their minds– leaving the rest of us to mere speculation. Will the Objects are gathered together, will they bring about the end of the world as we know it? The end of the universe? Or will it be something far, far worse– something we can’t even begin to contemplate? The only way to find out is to know.

Say that you’ve heard of the Objects. Say that they interest you, in a casual sort of way. Say you want to find one– just as for sport, of course, because naturally those Objects can’t actually exist. Then try this: Locate an institution that seems like the sort of place an Object might wait. It could be in your hometown, or it could be halfway across the world; but whatever your choice, go there and do not hesitate to walk in. At the front desk, tell the attendant that you wish to visit The Holder of the End. The attendant will appear frightened, but he will do as he is told. he will take you to a cell hidden deep in an otherwise ignored section of the building. As you walk the halls, you will hear the voice of someone talking to himself. You will not understand the language, but you will also know that it is not a language you would ever wish to understand.

The talking might cease. If it does, stop and say aloud, “I’m just passing through. I wish to talk.” Should the silence remain, leave immediately. Should the voice resume, continue onward. The cell, when you finally reach it, will be a windowless room, and a person will stand in the corner, speaking the language you do not understand and holding something in his arms. The person will not respond to anything you say– unless you ask, “What happens when they all come together?”

The person will look you in the eye and answer your question. You may not wish to know the answer, but once it has been heard, it cannot be unheard. You may lose your mind in that cell. You may disappear. Or, you may choose to look upon the object cradled in the person’s arms.

Your death will be in that room, by that person’s hands, for that person Holds the End.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together.

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13 Actors Who Could Have Played Iconic Roles

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 09:38 AM PDT

Severus Snape? Alan Rickman. Marty McFly? Michael J. Fox. Vivian Ward? Julia Roberts. We all know and love these characters, and their actors’ portrayals of them were so perfect, it can be hard to imagine anyone else playing them. But guess what? If things had gone a little differently, Alan Rickman might not have landed Snape, Michael J. Fox may not have donned Marty’s orange vest, and Julia Roberts may not have become one of the world’s most well-known prostitutes. That’s right: Each of these characters were originally pitched to different actors, and in some cases, were even recast midway through shooting. What other iconic characters might have ended up being played by totally different actors? Read on to find out!

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Infographic: The Evolution of the Geek

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 11:45 AM PDT


We’re all geeks in one way or another. Tech geek. Book geek. Gaming geek. Geek chic. Gleek. Don’t try to deny it. But it’s okay, because geeks are awesome! But where did we all come from? Turns out every single variety of geek has other geeky ancestors in common. So come on. Join the family reunion. Click through to view the full image charting the evolution of the mighty geek!

[Via Buzzfeed]

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The Young, Black, and Fabulous

The Young, Black, and Fabulous


SPOTTED: Halle Berry's Daughter Nahla Splitting Time With Gabriel Aubry & Olivier Martinez

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 08:31 AM PDT

 

Halle Berry's daughter Nahla split time between the two men in her life, dad Gabriel Aubry and her mom's boyfriend Olivier Martinez over the weekend.  See the pics inside.....

 

On Friday, "True Religion" model Gabriel Aubry was spotted dropping his daughter Nahla off at school.


 

And Gabe had no problem carrying around Nahla's pink lunchkit as she clung to him. 

 

 

Since they haven't been warring in the tabloids lately, I hope Halle and Gabe are getting along better these days.

 

 

And on Saturday.....

 

Nahla had fun in Malibu on the beach with actor Olivier Martinez.

 

It looks like Nahla and Olivier enjoyed their playtime on the beach.

 

Photos via AKM/GSI Media

BACK TO WORK: Post-Pregnancy Lauryn Hill Performs In L.A.

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 07:56 AM PDT

Though she recently gave birth to her sixth child, Lauryn Hill is already back on stage.  She recently performed at The L.A. Rising Festival.  See pics inside.....


 

 

In a high-heeled pair of white boots, Lauryn Hill got back to work at the 2011 L.A. Rising Festival at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.

 

 


 

You can barely tell the Lauryn recently gave birth, but folks are still buzzing because she is keeping mum on the baby father's identity.

 


 

Fan can still check out Ms. Hill performing her classic LP The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill during the Rock The Bells tour.

 

 

The randomness

1, Plaxico Burress signs on with the New Jersey Jets.  Story.

 

Photos via Wireimage/C. Lauren

HAMPTONS FAMILY AFFAIR: The Simmons & Celebs Party It Up For ART FOR LIFE Benefit

Posted: 31 Jul 2011 06:55 AM PDT

It was a full out Simmons-Lee-Hounsou family affair last night in East Hampton.  Russell Simmons hosted his annual Art For Life Benefit in the ritzy NY parts, and had his whole fam and celebrity friends out to celebrate.

 

Pics of Kimora, Djimon, the kids, Russell, Rev Run & all his kids, J-Hud, Lala, and more inside....

It's a family affair indeed.  Russell had his & Kimora's girls Aoki & Ming Lee at his Hamptons affair looking cute as ever.  While ex Kimora brought her hubby Djimon and kiddie Kenzo out too.

Angela and Vanessa Simmons were there, along with Justine.  And little Miley was there with her brother Russey and Uncle Danny

Brothers Rev Run., Danny, and Russell kicked it upon arrival.

Kenzo's growing up so fast!  Aoki and Ming wore cute flowy pastel summer dresses.
 

And the girls posed it up with step-Daddy Djimon and their lil bro.

These kids are naturals--this needs to be an ad or some ish.

Awwww.

I see somebody wants a party favor to bring home...

Kimora busted out her slim and trim bangin' bod in this leopard print dress.

Hot.

Star Jones hit up the event in a pink and red floral dress.

Russell kicked it with actress Jennifer Esposito.

Mary J. and the Reids posed with Kimora.

Cute dress and perfect skin for Erica.

Model Jessica White floated in the mix with this interesting sheer gray number.

Mary J's hubby Kendu kicked it with the fellas.

Ming is becoming a spitting image of her mama more and more everyday.

Athlete Dhani Jones was there.

Bevy Smith and Jaslene Gonzalez interviewed celebs upon arrival.

Awww.  Angela and Vanessa looked cute as usual posing with their little sister Miley.

CNN's Soledad O'Brien took in the dinner party.

Jennifer Hudson was there in a cute dress alongside Tangie Murray to perform.


Nice.

Taraji P. Henson and Gayle King partied it up with MJB.

DJ M.O.S. wa son the turntables and had his wife DJ K.I.S.S. there to support.

And LaLa worked this cute floral dress with a slit.

And MJB rocked a purple number:

This hair though....

Fab folks for a fab cause.

Photog: Nunez

MAGAZINE FAB: Cassie Covers The August 2011 Issue Of "STATUS" Magazine

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 01:22 PM PDT

 

Cassie Ventura covers the latest issue of STATUS magazine and we have a preview of the photos before they hit magazine racks inside....

 

On the heels of her BLANK magazine cover, Cassie now appears on the cover of the August 2011 issue of STATUS and we have some of the scans.

 

And in case you are in the Phillipines tonight, you can swing by the release party for the magazine here:

Photos via Cassieverse.org/Styling by Jason Rembert

VIDEO FAB: Chris Brown's "All About You"

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 12:54 PM PDT

 

Chris Brown has released a video for "All About You", a bonus cut from the F.A.M.E. disc and we have it for you insde....

 

One would assume Chris Brown's latest video, "All About You" was shot a few months ago as it is set against a snowy background while most of the U.S. is experiencing record high temperatures now.

So maybe Breezy's team wants to give us a summer.....breeze.

In the clip, we see Chris' sensitive side as he sings about love while playing with his puppy, and walking alone on a bridge.

 

Watch the video for "All About You" here: