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- Hot Guy Friday: Because we need a good dose of man-meat
- Eddie Cibrian’s ex bashes him for spending money on LeAnn Rimes
- Chris Robinson (Kate Hudson’s ex) bashes Taylor Swift: “She’s horrible”
- Julia Roberts Oprah-farts about her “passion” still being “vibrant”
- Jesus Luz plays on the beach while Madonna toils away
- Lady Gaga bio: Gaga has fired 150 people, made assistant sleep & shower with her
- Lindsay Lohan already hit a baby while driving, says Radar
- Paris tweeted, caught with purse she ‘borrowed’ w/ coke in it 6 weeks before arrest
- Eminem wants to be The Riddler in Christopher Nolan’s third Batman film
- Blake Lively name-drops Anna Wintour during interview for Marie Claire UK
| Hot Guy Friday: Because we need a good dose of man-meat Posted: 03 Sep 2010 09:02 AM PDT This week I was at a loss for a dude to start out Hot Guy journey. I just hadn't thought about it - usually, I like to start with a headliner that everyone can agree on. So this week's headliner for HGF is my beloved Robert Redford. I'm doing him vintage too, because though I still have love for the current, un-butchered, old as dirt Robert Redford, the man looks rough (bless his heart). And he was so, so beautiful when he was younger. Sigh… this is like Americana porn. And since we had Sundance, how about Butch Cassidy? A little vintage Paul Newman love: I like Gael Garcia Bernal quite a bit - he's got an other-worldly beauty, but also a down-to-earth goofiness. He's short, though. He's very tiny. Pocket rocket porn. Since we seem to be doing a theme of famous costars (Note: I'm not going to stick with that theme), how about Bernal's Y Tu Mama Tambien costar and close friend, Diego Luna? I actually find Diego to be even more adorable - he's more accessible to me. Plus, he's like the Latin James McAvoy. Right? Keanu Reeves is a classic that I often forget. He’s so lovely, though. I used to be addicted to his beauty, but I’ve overcome it. I might be relapsing though. It was his birthday yesterday too! Lovely Virgos. Do you know how hard it is to find a nice photo of Denzel Washington where he doesn’t look grumpy as hell? He photographs very grumpy, I’ve never noticed that. But here are some nice ones: Very few agencies got photos of Hugh Laurie at the Emmys, so he was not included in our Emmy wrap-up. That was unfortunate, because I get totally hot for Hugh Laurie. He’s lovely and brooding and sexy and smart. I always confuse Chris Pine with Chris Evans - I know you girls have requested Pine heavily, but I put Evans on instead. In my defense, Chris Evans is way cooler. Pine seems like a douche. A cute douche with pretty eyes, but a douche nonetheless. Imagine my absolute SHOCK when I finally saw Dylan Moran. This is the potato-faced dude everyone has been raving about? Really? HIM? And some of you have the audacity to criticize my darling Gerard Butler. *side-eye at Mairead* Aldis Hodge, otherwise known as the hot nerdy guy on Leverage. He’s pretty cute. I don’t think we’ve ever done Michael Vartan, which is a shame. He’s lovely. I would almost say that Zachary Quinto has serial killer eyes, a la Kellan Lutz. But where Kellan's eyes are just dumb and scary, Quinto actually seems to have some depth. I don't like this crew cut though: He's much better with hair: James Marsden, by request. I didn't find him hot or anything in the X-Men movies, but I hesitantly admit that he was kind of adorable in that dumb Katherine Heigl movie, 27 Dresses. It was a bad movie - but he was cute. Very pretty eyes, yes? Gary Oldman, by request. He doesn't do it for me, but I understand why he does it for you. The voice, the sinewy moves, the talent. I get it. You know who kind of reminds me of Oldman? Sam Rockwell. I should add him next. Sam Rockwell. See? Sam could be Oldman's son. Younger brother? No, his son. There's definitely a father-son resemblance happening. Shemar Moore is rather adorable, isn’t he? Here's everybody's pretend boyfriend Nathan Fillion. I have to admit, I watch Castle. It's a solid show, and he's absolutely charming on it. I thought Richard Castle was going to be a big a–hole, but he's a very sweetly drawn a–hole, and Nathan plays him with such lightness and heart. I'm kind of in love with him now. Speaking of my boyfriends, I find Mark Harmon to be just as classic as Paul Newman. No joke - I've been in love with Mark Harmon for two decades. I even clearly remember being in love with him when he did that show with Marlee Matlin. Remember that? Sigh… silver fox. I'm giving you old-school and current, just because I think he looks just as sexy with his silver hair. Harry Connick Jr. doesn't get enough credit for being a really nice guy, a stable family man and a talented musician and actor. I love him. Timothy Olyphant - seriously cute with hair. He’s like the much hotter, sexier version of Josh Duhamel. James Purefoy, by request. I have no idea who he is or what he does. Very cute, though. Rugged, even. Dashing. Naughty. Okay, I have to look him up. Lee Pace, by request. Very cute. I’ve only really seen him in Miss Petegrew Lives For A Day, and he was lovely in that. Before you yell at me, just acknowledge that it was your fellow Celebitches who suggested Sam Elliott. This is not my choice. Yes, David Boreanaz f-cked Rachel Uchitel, and it was a mess. But don’t let that destroy your long-standing crush on the man. Call me crazy, but I still have a lot of love for Morris Chestnut. A little love for Canadians and the Germans who love Canadians. Joshua Jackson is adorable. I love Morris Chestnut. I don’t care what you think. He’s fine. I don’t get the Jim Sturgess thing, I hoenstly don’t. Is it the accent? Because the accent isn’t enough to make up for the fact that he looks like he cries after an orgasm. My Hamm. Oh, Clive. Don’t ever f-cking change. Photos courtesy of WENN, Bauer-Griffin, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Parade and Google Images.      |
| Eddie Cibrian’s ex bashes him for spending money on LeAnn Rimes Posted: 03 Sep 2010 08:33 AM PDT LeAnn Rimes' birthday was a few days ago, and she spent it being pap'd in a bikini with her man, Eddie Cibrian (see the nauseating photos of LeAnn straddling Eddie here). She also spent it being a smug bitch - she tweeted some sh-t about all of the presents Eddie had given her, with what money no one knows. He's not working, so my guess is that much like a parent would do for a child, LeAnn bought her own presents and let Eddie "give" them to her for her birthday. And then she tweeted about it, smugly. And that's the jumping off point for this hilarious story from The Homewrecker Files:
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Honestly, if I was Brandi, I would be more upset by the whole "no child support" thing rather than the "LeAnn can't take a dump without tweeting about it for a whole day" thing. Of course LeAnn is inappropriate. She stalked Eddie and now he is all hers. She's crazy and tragic and funny (to laugh at) and she's totally and completely over the top with the Twitter-displays of her "love." But seriously, Brandi buried the lead - how is Eddie paying for all of these presents for LeAnn if he's can't/won't pay child support? Unless my theory is correct, which is that LeAnn is paying for everything, including her own birthday presents. LeAnn and Eddie on July 28, 2010. Credit: WENN.    |
| Chris Robinson (Kate Hudson’s ex) bashes Taylor Swift: “She’s horrible” Posted: 03 Sep 2010 08:00 AM PDT Kate Hudson's ex-husband and Black Crows lead singer Chris Robinson has some thoughts about Taylor Swift in a new interview with Nylon Guys. He thinks she sucks, basically. Chris is kind of coming across like a grumpy old dude who doesn't care for these young whippersnappers on the MTV box, but I will allow that he has some semblance of a point. Chris is basically saying that Taylor Swift is an artist for kids - and after all, he's kind of right. She sings about middle school and ponies, right? But even though I'll give Chris his point, I still wish people would stop climbing all over Taylor. For no reason, really - she's not hurting anybody.
[From Starpulse] I wouldn't call her "horrible." She's just a kid. Ish. She's like 20 years old, right? And she writes her own songs and she plays instruments and kids really like her and her overwhelming message to young girls is "It's okay to be weird or strange or different, you're still cool." I find her sweet and harmless, especially compared to the other pop stars out there. Chris should find someone else to pick on. Hint: Miley. Chris Robinson in 2009, Taylor Swift at the CMTs on June 2010. Credit: WENN.    |
| Julia Roberts Oprah-farts about her “passion” still being “vibrant” Posted: 03 Sep 2010 07:35 AM PDT Julia Roberts sat down for a pretty decent interview with The Telegraph (UK), to promote Eat, Pray, Love. As of this very moment, I have only been able to get through half of the piece because I'm stuck on this one quote: "It was an endeavor that took me away from my home life so I was proud that that passion was still vibrant in me." Yes, Julia is farting about her own vibrancy. And she's saying that making Eat, Pray, Love reaffirmed her own vibrant passion. Are you rolling your eyes yet? Oh, you've got to love Julia. The full Telegraph piece is here, and here are some highlights:
[From The Telegraph] So she didn't come across like a sanctimonious bitch in this interview, which is kind of disappointing. I prefer Julia when she's being a bitch, honestly. She's more fun! I dislike the Oprahified Julia where she's farting about spirituality this and vibrancy that. BORING. You know that's just what she says to pass the time before she bitches someone out. THAT’S SO TACKY. header: Julia on August 10, 2010. Credit: WENN.    |
| Jesus Luz plays on the beach while Madonna toils away Posted: 03 Sep 2010 07:09 AM PDT Jesus Luz really doesn't look bad at all, does he? He's not really my type in general, but I like that he looks toned and strong, but he doesn't go overboard. Of course, it's kind of easy for a 23 (24?) year old to have a nice body. And this isn't the first time I've seen him shirtless - or even naked (NSFW pic here). But I haven't seen his naked junk in a while, and I like to keep up. From this distance, you can't even tall he's slightly cross-eyed. YAY! And I'm glad he took out the cornrows. Anyway, this is Jesus's life. He's in Rio hangin' at the beach while Jesus Luz in Rio on Sept. 2, 2010. Madge on August 30, 2010. Credit: Fame.    |
| Lady Gaga bio: Gaga has fired 150 people, made assistant sleep & shower with her Posted: 03 Sep 2010 06:38 AM PDT I don’t really follow Lady Gaga with much attention. I’ve seen interviews with her where I was impressed by how well spoken, normal and down-to-earth she sounded despite her wholly manufactured persona. I’ve also read countless interviews where I’ve rolled my eyes at all the ridiculous statements she was making to get headlines, which of course she did. There’s a sharp sweetness about her, like she’s genuine in her affection for her “little monsters” but if you get in the way while she’s collecting more she’ll cut you. There are several biographies of Gaga out, according to my quick research at Amazon and Star has advance details from a new one that’s out later this month called Poker Face: The Rise and Rise of Lady Gaga. The most interesting part to me was a former female assistant’s claim that Gaga hates to sleep alone and would beg her to cuddle up in bed with her every night. The assistant would even end up showering with her the next day. She doesn’t seem to suggest there was anything sexual going on, although with Gaga it’s entirely likely. The assistant and her husband, who worked as Gaga’s manger, went on the record with their full names. They say that Gaga is a perfectionist and a taskmaster who regularly fires people over minor issues:
[From Star Magazine, print edition, September 13, 2010] There’s more in Star’s piece, which you should pick up if you’re interested. The book is out on September 14th and you can preorder it at Amazon. This guy Lüc that Gaga has been seen with is an old boyfriend from NY that she’s always had a thing for and the article goes into that. I read this with some skepticism, though, because as much as it’s critical of Gaga it also plays into her whole image. It’s hard to believe that she’s not in on these stories that paint her as a difficult diva with tumultuous relationships with both men and women. She wants people to talk about her. It almost doesn’t matter how critical we are, as long as we’re paying attention.    |
| Lindsay Lohan already hit a baby while driving, says Radar Posted: 03 Sep 2010 06:30 AM PDT The Crackhead has her license back, and we've been warning you LA bitches to stay out of her way. Actually, scratch that, I have no idea if she actually has her license back or if she just thinks she's allowed to drive now, in her crack-addled mind. In the less than two weeks that Lindsay has been out of her jail & rehab, she's already been stopped by the cops once for failing to stop for a stop sign, and she's already been back to her crackhead haunts like the Chateau Marmont. So what was next on Lindsay's agenda? Some typical crack shenanigans - like hitting a baby. Lindsay was ALLEGEDLY driving her fancy Maserati when she was too crackheaded to LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE TURNING ON A RED. And thus, Lindsay hit a stroller that was carrying a baby. Radar has video of what happened afterward - the nanny (I'm assuming) pushing the stroller and the baby crying and people asking the woman if she was okay. And Lindsay's Maserati driving off in the background. The video is here, and here's Radar's report on the incident:
[From Radar] A hit and run on a baby. This is terrible. Even if you're pretty sure that you just "bumped" someone (especially if it's a stroller carrying a BABY), you get out of your car and ask "Are you okay?" Beyond that, you LOOK BOTH WAYS, CRACKHEAD. Seriously, I hope this is not the end of the story. I hope they track down the nanny and the baby. I hope the cops are called. I hope there are international headlines crying "LOHAN HITS BABY, IS A CRACKHEAD."    |
| Paris tweeted, caught with purse she ‘borrowed’ w/ coke in it 6 weeks before arrest Posted: 03 Sep 2010 06:08 AM PDT
Paris Hilton told the cop she stupidly (or deliberately, more on that in a moment) asked to hold her purse that it was borrowed from a friend after the cocaine dropped out. She later changed her story, by way of a “source” that told TMZ that Paris lent the purse to a friend, who put the coke in it and returned it with the drugs still in it, “setting her up.” The sleuths at Radar Online went through Paris’ Twitter account and found a picture of the bedazzled Chanel purse in question that she proudly tweeted six weeks ago, bragging about her purchase “Love My New Chanel Purse I got Today. There’s suspicion that Paris Hilton set up the whole cocaine bust in an attempt to earn some headlines to compete with Lindsay’s incarceration. After all, she put the damn purse in the cop’s hands before the coke fell out. I don’t give her that much credit. I think that she just forgot the coke was in there and expected the policeman to act as her valet. It’s just a coincidence that she had her hair expertly styled with perfect makeup on before her mug shot was taken. She was in Vegas partying with her boyfriend and she usually looks put together like that. Here’s In Touch’s take on this story. They note that it’s the most attention Paris has received in years:
[From In Touch, print edition, September 13, 2010] I could be convinced that Paris saw an opportunity when the cops pulled her over and took advantage of it to drop drugs into their hands. It’s possible. I’m still thinking it was a stupid mistake, but she would also be stupid enough to think she would get off with a slap on the wrist. It might happen for her after all. We’ve heard that Paris is facing serious jail time for this latest incident, but it’s possible her charge could be reduced to a misdemeanor. If she’s charged with a misdemeanor instead of a felony she could get off with community service and a fine. It’s possible that the DA won’t throw the book at her after all. (Radar has more on that.) It’s thought that her lawyer is going to try and get her off on a technicality anyway. Cops didn’t ask for a blood test to verify whether she was on drugs and her lawyer may also argue that the search of Paris was not legal since it happened inside the hotel and not at the scene. It’s not like they had to do much to find the coke, though.    |
| Eminem wants to be The Riddler in Christopher Nolan’s third Batman film Posted: 03 Sep 2010 06:07 AM PDT The rumors surrounding Christopher Nolan's third Batman film have been incessant ever since The Dark Knight came out and blew everybody away. At various times, it seems like the next "villain" would be Catwoman, and the casting for that was extremely messy. But then the rumors swung over to the idea that the new villain would be The Riddler. Nolan's association with (Heath Ledger-esque) Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Inception seemed to lead people to think that Nolan was considering JGL for a role. This may be true - it's one of the most recent rumors, and I think it might have the most weight. But, according to The National Enquirer, JGL isn't a shoo-in by any measure. Apparently, Nolan is looking at both JGL and Johnny Depp, and now Eminem wants a screen test for the role as well:
[From The National Enquirer] Eminem has dressed up in strange superhero costumes in his videos a few times - does that count as a screen test? Probably not. Judging from Nolan's previous work, The Riddler will not be some cartoony jokester in a bright spandex onesie. He'll probably some cold, murderous psychotic who likes horrible, terrible riddles involving body parts and chainsaws. Can Eminem go that dark? Sure. And Em is very popular, and I can see why it might be a good story, you know? But I doubt the veracity of it. First of all, Em seems very focused on his sobriety right now, and he seems super-cautious of taking on any project that might instigate a relapse. Considering the last dude who played a villain for Christopher Nolan is now dead, Em might not want the role. Secondly, I think JGL has it in the bag. Truly.    |
| Blake Lively name-drops Anna Wintour during interview for Marie Claire UK Posted: 03 Sep 2010 05:47 AM PDT I know most of you hate Blake Lively. I understand. She's kind of a pill, and she's not really very talented. But she's pretty! And she photographs beautifully and she's really into clothes and showing off her boobs and her legs, and for some reason, that combination struck a cord with Vogue's Anna Wintour. Wintour has given Blake Lively two (TWO) Vogue covers in less than two years. And since I subscribe to Vogue, I can tell you that Blake has also been featured in other issues where she's not even the cover girl, like this: Blake and Anna's whirlwind adventure in Paris to see the shows. Anyway, it seems that little Blake is so in love with Wintour, that she name-drops her into normal conversation - even when she's doing an interview for Marie Claire UK (full pictorial here).
[From Us Weekly] Is it rude to talk about another magazine's editor when you're doing an interview with a fashion magazine? Is it cheesy to name-drop Anna Wintour like she's the end-all of fashion? Is Blake a conceited little bitch? Am I totes jealous? The answer to all those questions and more is "yes." Also, I have to admit - this Marie Claire photo shoot is lovely. It's even better than Blake's shoots with Vogue. Take that, Anna Wintour! Photos courtesy of Marie Claire UK online.    |
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