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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.31.12
- Here’s Steve-O & Elisabetta Canalis Sucking Face
- Reese Witherspoon Responds To Justin Bieber’s ‘Fear’ Remake In The Only Way Possible
- Snoop Dogg Endorses Ron Paul
- Miley Cyrus Broke Her Tailbone ‘Doing Flips’
- Bar Refaeli Does Italian TV and Other News
- Rumer Willis Is Already Partying Again
- Kim Kardashian Wants To Start A Bible Study Now
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.31.12 Posted: 31 Jan 2012 01:23 PM PST        Kardashian Kollection Denim: Because A Sextape Will Give Your Father Cancer Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to see how Vanessa Hudgens reacts to her entourage telling her that she already exhausted Mexico City’s entire drug supply, Russell Brand is already back to banging inanimate objects on stage and calling it Read More ...  |
| Here’s Steve-O & Elisabetta Canalis Sucking Face Posted: 31 Jan 2012 12:13 PM PST        When George Clooney dumped Elisabetta Canalis, it was pretty much assumed it’s because she brought up marriage and commitment gives George Clooney cancer. Turns out she’s a gaping famewhore which explains why you’re looking at Elisabetta making out with Steve-O because apparently this thing is actually happening. Even more amazing, the Kardashians now look less Read More ...  |
| Reese Witherspoon Responds To Justin Bieber’s ‘Fear’ Remake In The Only Way Possible Posted: 31 Jan 2012 11:17 AM PST        I make a lot of jokes about Reese Witherspoon – Mostly about her chin and that time she kept showing everyone how huge her labia are. – but at the end of the day, she’s really a lot like us. And by that I mean she heard Justin Bieber wants to remake Fear and had Read More ...  |
| Posted: 31 Jan 2012 10:23 AM PST  Ron Paul might want to peel back the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and basically turn the United States into a boner-inducing fiefdom for rich, gun-toting white property owners, but he also wants to legalize weed so, really, how hard can that other shit make it for brotha? Mediaite reports: Snoop Dogg — the undisputed Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus Broke Her Tailbone ‘Doing Flips’ Posted: 31 Jan 2012 09:13 AM PST        Late last week, we saw photos of a drunken Miley Cyrus mouth sexing a giant black penis cake, so it really should come as no surprise that she tweeted this last night: cracked my tail bone doing a front flip… on to the couch. thats like when i tripped over a pillow and broke my Read More ...  |
| Bar Refaeli Does Italian TV and Other News Posted: 31 Jan 2012 08:45 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Thigh-High Socks that if you’re looking at, you’re missing the show. - Chronicle is this generation’s The Blair Witch Project. - Fran Drescher represented our species to aliens. Oh, good. - Rooney Mara stole Blake Lively‘s job. - The 25 Hottest WAGs who also Read More ...  |
| Rumer Willis Is Already Partying Again Posted: 31 Jan 2012 08:14 AM PST        Rumer Willis just watched Demi Moore get taken away in an ambulance after going on a whip-it and K2 Spice bender because she’s too beautiful to buy real drugs, I have no fucking clue, so of course Rumer was already out hitting SAG parties by the weekend, according to E! News: Meanwhile, over the weekend, Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian Wants To Start A Bible Study Now Posted: 31 Jan 2012 07:20 AM PST        Shortly before tweeting photos of her giant breasts in a bikini (above), Kim Kardashian apparently decided to do her own PR this time and trick everyone into believing she’s really a deeply religious person with strong moral convictions so obviously her marriage was super serious, you guys: I want to start a bible study group Read More ...  |
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