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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.29.12
- Tim Tebow’s Moved On To Taylor Swift Now
- Lindsay Lohan Told Matt Lauer She Hasn’t Gone Out In Months
- Elizabeth Olsen Banged Alexander Skarsgard
- Reese Witherspoon Specifically Tells Her Kids Not To Be Like Chris Brown & Rihanna
- Jaime Pressly’s Son Will Have Lots of Friends and Other News
- Kim Kardashian Dedicated ‘Whip It’ To Demi Moore At Elton John’s Oscar Party
- So Snooki Really Is Pregnant
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.29.12 Posted: 29 Feb 2012 12:00 PM PST        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which now exists in a reality that will soon bear witness to the whelp of a Snooki. We should all start phoning estranged relatives to set aside grudges. Humanity’s imminent demise aside, we came across Mariah Carey‘s completely impromptu candid twitpic that JWoww could really learn something from, Read More ...  |
| Tim Tebow’s Moved On To Taylor Swift Now Posted: 29 Feb 2012 10:41 AM PST        In his quest to find a pure, undriven virgin to be his bride, Tim Tebow continues to bark up exactly the wrong trees by pursuing Taylor Swift whose music he’s clearly never listened to once. Via ClevverTV, whatever the hell that is: Taylor Swift has dated her fair share of great guys and it looks Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Told Matt Lauer She Hasn’t Gone Out In Months Posted: 29 Feb 2012 10:00 AM PST        Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Lindsay Lohan is super serious about being sober now that she’s inexplicably been tossed a bone in showbiz, and she won’t mess it up this time. Honest. Because that’s exactly what she told Matt Lauer in a new interview with TODAY: “That’s not my thing anymore. I Read More ...  |
| Elizabeth Olsen Banged Alexander Skarsgard Posted: 29 Feb 2012 09:15 AM PST        “At first I said no, but a couple minutes into him having sex with me anyway, it became YES.” If there’s ever any doubt about the smooth, penetrate anything and everything in sight skills of Alexander Skarsgard, according to Page Six, he apparently strolled right into the Independent Spirit Awards and banged Elizabeth Olsen without Read More ...  |
| Reese Witherspoon Specifically Tells Her Kids Not To Be Like Chris Brown & Rihanna Posted: 29 Feb 2012 07:45 AM PST        Despite the pervasiveness of whore-fueled disaster zones like the Kardashians, Lohans, Hiltons, etc, you’d just assume that everyone in Hollywood raises their kids to become degenerate shitbags with no moral compass because, fuck it, they’re rich. But then there’s Reese Witherspoon, who, yes, probably lets Chelsea Handler near her children, she at least has the Read More ...  |
| Jaime Pressly’s Son Will Have Lots of Friends and Other News Posted: 29 Feb 2012 07:40 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - The 20 Hottest Photos of Diana Moldovan: I think Victoria’s Secret is creating these in a lab now. - A Girl and a Hula Hoop: Welcome to the Internet. - There’s a virus running rampant in Celine Dion‘s throat. - Gwyneth Paltrow has a prediction for Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian Dedicated ‘Whip It’ To Demi Moore At Elton John’s Oscar Party Posted: 29 Feb 2012 06:53 AM PST        Apparently Kim Kardashian is still salty about the time Demi Moore called her out for using the word pimp on Twitter which is surprising considering it got Kim’s name in the press, her entire reason for living. Anyway, Kim decided to be a bitch about it if you believe this report from Janet Charlton’s Hollywood Read More ...  |
| Posted: 29 Feb 2012 05:46 AM PST        Earlier in the month Snooki denied being pregnant, so of course that turned out to be a crock of shit because she just sold the exclusive to Us Weekly which is probably a good idea considering MTV just dropped a shit ton of money on a show that’s supposed to involve her and JWoww as Read More ...  |
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