Welcome to another maxed-out Monday The Crap We Missed thanks to a long weekend because hard job, pajama pants, used to work food service, blah blah. Look, I know you’re here for the rapid-fire comment section hatefest, so here goes. Today we’ve got Iggy Pop‘s skin that Tan Mom just looked at and went, “Oh Read More ...
If you couldn’t tell by Lindsay Lohan‘s boob falling out of a helicopter or Hayden Panettiere and Kate Beckinsale wearing sexy bikinis, we’re only hitting the hard news today. So here’s Khloe Kardashian flashing her nether-groins which I know is a lot to digest right after a holiday, but sometimes you gotta man up and Read More ...
Was I talking about something that isn’t how insane Kate Beckinsale‘s ass is in a bikini again? Excuse me while I call my doctor and tell him the tumor’s back. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash NewsRead More ...
Last week Jim Carrey released a Funny or Die video for “Cold Dead Hand” which basically attacked gun nuts and their tiny penises along with Charlton Heston for setting the standard that the NRA should be as tone-deaf as possible in light of school shootings. That said, it really wasn’t that incendiary and mostly just Read More ...
I could’ve posted any number of things about Lindsay Lohan like her robbing the Anger Management set or still banging Max George. But let’s be honest, the only reason anyone cares about Lindsay is she somehow still has remarkable breasts for a woman whose both 90% dead physically and emotionally inside. So here she is Read More ...
If you’re like me, you just assumed Kim Kardashian has purposely been wearing outfits that most pregnant women would commit acts of terrorism before being seen in public in for attention. Turns out we left out another thing she’ll do anything for: black penis money. Page Six reports: Industry observers are speculating that the blossoming Read More ...
- Hopper Penn is sorry (because he got caught) that he called a paparazzo a nigger. - Freddy Mercury once dressed Princess Di up like a man to sneak her into a gay club. - The Superhero Media Crossover Project just made my penis unliftable like Thor’s hammer. — Okay, that scared Read More ...
The addictive TV personality also talked about the complex, always entertaining Manzo family dynamics AND chatted about her brand new book, Let Me Tell You Something!
Get alllll the inside deets on RHONJ courtesy of Caroline HERSELF (above)!
But if you're unavailable to watch video right now, we'll whet your appetite with a few snippets ...AFTER THE JUMP!!!
On Season 5 of Real Housewives of New Jersey
"This year is awesome, it's unpredictable... I never know what's going on. I have heard the same rumor about Danielle Staub that you have heard. we've got some filming left to do. Who knows, it's anybody's guess."
On Family
"Being part of a family involves a lot of stuff and part of that stuff is fighting."
On her new book, Let Me Tell You Something
"I tell little anecdotal fun things about the behind-the-scenes of Real Housewives. I dont trash anybody, I didn't want to do that, it's not my style."
This certainly looks to be a sad ending to a very sad story.
James Holmes will most likely face the death penalty after his shooting spree at an Aurora, Colorado movie theater murders late last July left several dead and many others injured.
Last week, his legal team entered a "guilty" plea in hopes of spending life in prison with no parole as an alternative, but after lawyers consulted the families of the victims, the deal was rejected.
As the hearing kicked off earlier this morning, Arapahoe County District Attorney George Brauchler said he would not be accepting the proposed plea bargain and told the court "justice is death."
As you know, James is responsible for the death of 12 moviegoers at a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises on July 20, 2012 and is facing 166 total charges that include 24 counts of first degree murder, 116 counts of attempted murder, and 26 other crimes on his horrific killing spree.
The American Idol host and producer rushed off to Cabo, Mexico for Easter weekend, and was joined by friends -- including some very beautiful ladies!!!
Photogs saw them having a GOOD OLE time, while Ryan's former flame of two years Julianne Hough spent her holiday with family.
It seems these two can still have a good time without each other! Which is a good thing, since, well... they're totally SPLITSVILLE!
With that said, it is pretty clear that Ryan doesn't really care that Cory won't be able to finish up the season.
It is very admirable and strong that Cory voluntarily admitted himself, especially considering there wasn't a HINT of drug-addled antics that forced the decision.
With so many wonderful people for him to lean on, we're VERY hopeful this will be a successful recovery.
Buckwild star Shain Gandee's lifeless body was discovered early this morning in a car in West Virginia.
The 21-year-old, lovingly nicknamed "Gandee Candy," was found dead — along with two other undisclosed bodies — after being reported missing just 31 hours before.
The reality star disappeared yesterday after he and his uncle David Gandee told others that they wanted to go 4-wheeling.
Kanawha County Commissioner Kent Carper said:
"This is a very sad and tragic event. We live in a very small community. Our thoughts and prayers are with the Gandee family."
Though details are minimal right now, our hearts go out to his family after this SHOCKING loss.
Last week we heard terribly tragic rumors that Barbara Walters was retiring from The View!
As it turns out, all those whispers are premature! The 83-year-old Queen of broadcast journalism isn't itching to get off her throne anytime soon!
Furthermore, she's pissed anyone might even suggest it!
On this morning's episode, Babs revealed:
"There were many reports last week saying that I was retiring from ABC, and there was an assumption that I would be making an announcement today, However, here I am, and I have no announcements to make... I do want to say this, that if and when I might have an announcement to make, I would do it on this program, I promise, and the paparazzi guys, you will be the last to know."
Ahh, the old non-announcement announcement! The oldest trick in the book!
While the gracious TV host was perturbed her fans bought into the rumors, Barbara still never denied them!!
Hmmm, if it were up to us she'd host her own network until she were 116!
Following this weekend's news of Harry Styles flying solo in the studio, Directioners have been wondering if his 'priority' with One Direction will dry up sooner than later.
Because as much as we love 'em all, Harry really seems like the one with the most potential to pursue a solo career and come out silly successful!
And even though sources promised he wouldn't leave 1D just yet, the rumors kept piling, making us all CRAVE some clarification from the band's rep!
So amidst all the drama, a rep from the band DID take a moment to explain Harry's solo sessions by revealing:
"The boys are all working on the new 1D album together and sometimes sessions are recorded separately."
AHA! So he wasn't working on a future project after all! Though other sources do make it sound like he will eventually...
To be honest, we're relieved. He'll be an AH-MAZING break-out star, but these boys have only just begun! Harry has plenty of time to get out and do his own thing later.
After being tackled to the ground by a champagne flute-carrying, rabbit ear-wearing Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon the Easter Bunny thinks to himself "_________________________!"
Kelly Rowland was in Atlanta over the weekend where she hosted an event at The Compound and did promo for her Talk A Good Game disc. See the pics inside and watch her defend Beyonce's "Bow Down."
Over the weekend, Kelly Rowland flew down to the ATL to wrap up her upcoming album and host a party at The Compound. While in town, she chatted it up with Big Tigger on his V103 radio show.
Kelly, who was born and raised in Atlanta until she was 7, revealed a few deets about her Talk A Good Game disc which will include a duet with Pharrell Williams.
"I'm actually in the process of wrapping it up this weekend. This is actually the last recording session I've got for this album, but I'm so excited. I've been in the studio with Dream. I've been in the studio with Harmony. I've been in the studio with Pharrell. I've been in the studio with Kevin Cossom, who is incredible. When I tell you, he is so incredible and I'm so happy I got the opportunity to work with him."
She also defended Beyonce's "Bow Down" record saying,
"I've heard pieces of what she's done. She's heard things that I've recorded and I just think it scratches the surface to everything else. I think it's a great record ("Bow Down"). It's her expression. I think, as an artist, you can express yourself however you want to and I just can't wait for everybody to hear the rest of the record. It is insane."
Chris Brown chatted with Matt Lauer this morning about the public backlash he went through following his 2009 assault on Rihanna, saying the experience "humbled" him. Watch him talk about forgiveness and proving himself to fans inside.....
Chris Brown sat down with Matt Lauer on "TODAY" this morning to promote his latest single "Fine China", his "X" album and open up about his life since he was convicted of felony assault charges on Rihanna in 2009. Here are the highlights:
On how he's changed and forgiven himself:
"I've been humbled by the whole experience. From me losing everything, you know, to me having to regain public opinion or whatever it is -- but most importantly, you know, knowing that what I did was totally wrong and having to kind of deal with myself and kind of forgive myself in the same breath and being able to apologize to, you know, Rihanna and be that man that can be who is a man, you know?"
On what the public thinks of him:
"I think everybody is entitled to their opinion. For me, it's just a learning process. You know, I have to just take it one day at a time. I can't make everybody like me ... it's about me being positive."
On his relationship with Rihanna:
"Yeah, everything's good, we're fine. I think it's just me proving myself once again Knowing that what I did was wrong, and never doing it again. So as far as me and (Rihanna) are concerned, she knows my heart, and I know her heart. So I'm not really focused on the negative."
On proving himself:
"For me, it's about proving myself to my fans. The only thing I can do is please my family, myself, and please her, you know, and my fans."
Watch the interview here:
In other Chris Brown interviews......
He also chatted with San Francisco's Wild 94.9 personality Nessa about "Fine China" (available today) and promoted his May 9th appearance at the station's Wild Jam with Trey Songz, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis and Calvin Harris.
Chris, who's birthday is May 5, joked that he plans to combine strippers and foam for an upcoming birthday bash. He added that the night wouldn't be complete unless he wore boxers to the party.
And while discussing his latest single, "Fine China", he revealed that he helped direct and choreograph the video for the single, which appears on his upcoming "X" disc.
He also revealed that the "X" album will feature an appearance by Kendrick Lamar and that he's also recorded a track with Rihanna. Other album deets include that the title track, "X" was produced by Diplo and incorporates a new sound he likes to call "Trap Step." The album, which will also feature a track called "Lady In A Glass Dress", will be in stores this summer.
Actor Mekhi Phifer unexpectedly got married this weekend. Deets about his and his new bride's spring wedding in Beverly Hills inside...
38-year-old former "ER" actor Mekhi Phifer is now officially a married man...again. He and Reshelet Barnes had a beautiful white wedding at the Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills on Saturday, this according to E! Online.
The twosome said their vows in front of 100 friends and family. And Mekhi's son (either Mekhi Jr. from previous marriage to Melinda Williams or Omikaye from his relationship with fiance Oni Souratha) also walked down the aisle..with a chihuahua on a leash!
Mekhi made his entrance to Stevie Wonder's "Ribbon In The Sky," while Reshelet kept it traditional and marched in to "Here Comes The Bride," before the couple exchanged vows under an altar made of yellow flowers.
A wedding guest revealed, "When she made her entrance into the courtyard, Mekhi was completely overcome with emotion and you could tell she took his breath away. He had to wipe tears from his eyes for several minutes."
Half of En Vogue must GIVE UP & TURN LOOSE their legendary group name. The messy legal battle between the group members is over....and Dawn & Maxine were left with nothing...
Maxine Jones & Dawn Lewis may have parted ways from half of the group, but they can no longer perform under or use the name En Vogue. Remember all the bank account, lawsuit & split drama with Terry Ellis & Cindy Herron on one side, with Dawn & Maxine on the other?
Well the legal battle for which half of the group gets to use and keep their original group name is finalized. And TMZ reports Terry & Cindy have been awarded exclusive rights to it.
After Terry & Cindy sued the other two for $1 mill back in all for using the En Vogue name "illegally," the legal battle began. The claimed since they had the bank accounts in their names and owned the LLC, the name and company is exclusively theirs. The judge agreed, but no damages were awarded.
Meanwhile, Dawn is set to appear on "R&B Divas: LA"....so hopefully we get her side of the story.
Our YBF celebs are celebrating The Resurrection all across the nation. See how some of our favs celebrated "He Is Arisen" inside.....
Diddy was in the holiday spirit tweeting, "Late night Easter egg decorating with my princesses!!"
The Game and Tiffney Cambridge threw an Easter egg hunt for the kids.
And he kept it gangsta, evening "threatening" the Easter Bunny for scaring his daughter. "S/O to the beautiful host of today's event @lovetiffney. You put on one hell of an Easter Egg Hunt (with my money) ..... Next time save a nigga some spiked punch so I'm not the only one TURNT up and tell that bunny next time he scare my daughter "Shots Fired but overall #GoodJobMom"
Royce Reed had an egg coloring party with her friends and son Braylon.
But little Braylon fell asleep.
Lala Anthony posted pics of Dice, her brother Christian and her son Kiyan and nephew Mekai.
BONUS:
The POTUS addressed the nation and with an Easter greeting. In his message, he urged everyone to use this time to reflect on the common values we share as a nation. Watch the video above.
