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- The Daily WTF: Our American Apparel Mock-Ad Becomes Reality
- Crushable Quotable: Dave Eggers Lets Kids Go Nuts On Michelle Obama
- Celebrity Lookalikes: 'Burlesque' Spirit Animals Edition
- 'Real Housewives Of Atlanta' Foodcap: The Eyelashes Have Come Off
- How To Spot A Fake Apology, Courtesy of Kanye West
- The 'Harry Potter' Love Child: Please Let Alan Rickman Be The Daddy
- Last Chance to Win These Awesome Black Friday Gifts!
- Bridalplasty Recap: Introduction Of The Brides
- R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen, Our Weird Celebrity Crush
| The Daily WTF: Our American Apparel Mock-Ad Becomes Reality Posted: 29 Nov 2010 11:04 AM PST
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| Crushable Quotable: Dave Eggers Lets Kids Go Nuts On Michelle Obama Posted: 29 Nov 2010 10:35 AM PST
A reasonable request:
Passports do not cost that much money! This kid obviously has ulterior motives in Vegas:
This actually sounds pretty threatening:
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| Celebrity Lookalikes: 'Burlesque' Spirit Animals Edition Posted: 29 Nov 2010 10:33 AM PST
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| 'Real Housewives Of Atlanta' Foodcap: The Eyelashes Have Come Off Posted: 29 Nov 2010 10:31 AM PST
Scene: Kandi Koated Nights at Kandi’s store Tags Kandi’s internet show has moved up in the world. Now she’s filming at her clothing store. And bringing in well endowed strippers. What did we learn about sex? According to NeNe: “Anal is disgusting.” Good to know. Also Kandi’s stripper, aka Mr. Luscious, is pretty terrifyingly endowed from what we can tell. Take it away NeNe: “It was humongous…. Girl I need therapy after that.” Scene: Cynthia goes wedding shopping Blah blah blah. Cynthia’s wedding is going to be expensive. And fabulous. If she ends up getting married. Model whine. Scene: NeNe sees a divorce attorney NeNe’s been talking about her divorce all season. Though she doesn’t seem to remember that. According to her: “I haven’t told anyone that I’m considering divorce.” Just Bravo’s very discreet cameras. No one’s going to find out about this. One more time, for the bleachers: “I want to find a way to move forward. And do it privately.” Scene: Kim takes her daughter Brielle shopping for an abstinence ring
One abstinence ring: $3,000 The piece of mind of knowing that your daughter will hide he sexcapades from you for the next five years? Priceless. Scene: Kandi’s studio Kandi’s still pissed that Kim hasn’t paid her for “Tardy For The Party.” Yes, we’re getting tired of this storyline too. Scene: Phaedra comes home with her baby Phaedra spent an extra week in the hospital recovering. We’re not sure how she’s going to take to motherhood. Though she seems slightly more maternal than last week: “Before this I was fancy free and foot loose. Running around town, shopping, doign whatever I wanted to do. And now I’m sort of chained to this baby. Hmn…..We’ll see how this turns out.” Also, the baby is named “Ayden Adonnis Nighda… It was just perfect… the little fiery man. From two fiery people.” Can these two fiery people also care for a baby? Unclear. Let’s watch and see! Scene: NeNe visits Kim’s house NeNe mistakenly thinks Kim will have advice for her about her imminent divorce from Gregg. Instead, she starts talking about Big Poppa and herself. Surprise! But actually, this was sort of interesting. According to Kim: “I definitely would love to have more children… I think I’m ready to date other men. It’s time for me to get it together.” Foreshadowing! Kim is currently pregnant by NFL star Kroy Biermann. In this episode, she lets everybody know about it. Because by this time, she must have started seeing Kroy. As she says: “I want a normal relationship. I don’t want to sit here and call someone Big Poppa anymore.” Wahwahwah… Sorry Big Poppa! You’re out. More from Kim: “I don’t think love has a gender. So I don’t know what my future holds at this time.” Well, we can tell you now, Kim. Little football babies! Scene: Cynthia tastes food for her wedding Cynthia’s going to have good food at her wedding. Surprise. Next! Scene: Kim’s parents’ house Kim pulls out her iPad and listens to Gregg on the radio, saying he spent $300,000 making NeNe a star. And now “I’m asking for every dime of it back.” Oops. That’s not good. Post from: Crushable 'Real Housewives Of Atlanta' Foodcap: The Eyelashes Have Come Off |
| How To Spot A Fake Apology, Courtesy of Kanye West Posted: 29 Nov 2010 10:12 AM PST
But then there are those people in your life whose anger-management issues always get in the way of a supposedly sincere apology. Abusive relationships, back-stabbing siblings, even a bestie who promises better behavior but never comes through: These people are the Kanye Wests to your Taylor Swift, and they’ll never forget a perceived slight, no matter how many crocodile tears they shed. Here’s how to sniff out the insincerity from a Kanye wannabe, using our awesome apology-translator and ample use of Vulture’s Evolution of an Apology feature. If you find yourself listening to anything resembling the statements below, do yourself a solid and cut these haters out of your life.
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| The 'Harry Potter' Love Child: Please Let Alan Rickman Be The Daddy Posted: 29 Nov 2010 09:31 AM PST > Postsecret is a site where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a postcard. And one lady mailed in the above postcard with this secret attached:
Chances are this isn’t true at all. But Thomas Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy, has already absolved himself. He tweeted:
Meanwhile, the Phelps twins are also taking themselves out of the running. From James Phelps:
And Oliver Phelps:
In addition to pictures of Oliver, James Phelps and Tom Felton, the postcard has photos of Jason Isaacs, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Alan Rickman. So far, all of the rumors have revolved around the movie’s main stars. But why does everybody got to assume it’s one of the younger stars? If it’s going to be a real story, we’re kind of hoping it’s Alan Rickman FTW. Post from: Crushable The 'Harry Potter' Love Child: Please Let Alan Rickman Be The Daddy |
| Posted: 29 Nov 2010 09:24 AM PST Margaret Cho Demands More Support For Women In Comedy- “The straight male comics that I know will always watch each other and give each other pointers and will always support each other. And by support, I mean go see each other perform, give each other rides to shows, give each other moral support like ‘You did good.’ Women don’t have that.” Where are the free rides, ladies?! (via Lemondrop) Post from: Crushable |
| Last Chance to Win These Awesome Black Friday Gifts! Posted: 29 Nov 2010 09:15 AM PST
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| Bridalplasty Recap: Introduction Of The Brides Posted: 29 Nov 2010 10:47 AM PST
The episode begins with a one-by-one introduction of the women, and we see flashbacks of the brides in their homes back before they were tossed into body bags and transported to the E! Headquarters. (“E” stands for evil and exclamation point stands for period.) One woman’s name is Jenessa, meaning she’s princess of a distant moon in a far away galaxy. Another, Alexandra, used to star on The Biggest Loser, which is a History Channel show about the financial depression. Lisa Marie is already half-plastic, and because of that she’s the most vulnerable bride of all. In the next scene we meet genius mastermind and Bridalplasty host Shanna Moakler, who explains that the corp’s true mission is to find the one absolutely perfect RealDoll. Rejects will be sent away from the show and their plastic bodies recycled for use on The Soup and Chelsea Lately. Soon, the evil Dr. Dubrow appears to explain why the women aren’t yet sellable as sex dolls. He gives each bride a list of procedures she must first undergo: one will be liposuctioned, another given breast implants, a third will have her limbs replaced with octopus tentacles. Most of the women cry at this point, and we, as an audience, begin to pray for their safety. The women are instructed to dress up and socialize at a “party” — a sly way to secretly test their platter-carrying skills. Shanna has a special surprise for one of her captives: Bride-slave Melissa’s lover has come to visit her straight from Iraq, which is a show on Comedy Central about failure. Although T.J. tells Melissa he loves her and promises to bring her breakfast in bed every morning there’s something nefarious about him — like maybe he’s actually a male RealDoll sent to infiltrate the camp and make sure the women remain docile and loyal. T.J. leaves and the women are given their first challenge — they must quickly put together life-size puzzles featuring images of their own bodies. This tests that the brides are still aware of their own humanness, and also their handjob skills. The winners are taken to a “plastics party,” where their faces are injected with chemicals that turn their skin into latex and their brains into fun iPhone games like Alchemy and Angry Birds. The losers — Alexandra and a woman named Ashley — find their lives in jeopardy. The other brides are forced to vote on which of the two puzzle-challenged ladies will remain at E! Headquarters, and it’s an emotional affair for everyone. In the end, Ashley is sent away, because — although her tear ducts are still functional — she isn’t cute when she cries. Which means that Alexandra is only the second-biggest loser this time, although her life is still in grave, grave danger. Next week: Flowers, dresses and two-headed wedding planners. Post from: Crushable Bridalplasty Recap: Introduction Of The Brides |
| R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen, Our Weird Celebrity Crush Posted: 29 Nov 2010 10:25 AM PST
Although Leslie Nielsen’s straight-man delivery in absurd slapstick situations may be his legacy to the American public, there are more layers to this Canadian-born actor than Zucker comedies. Like how about how sexy he was in 1956’s The Forbidden Planet? Below, our tribute to Leslie Nielsen: the man, the comedian, and the hottie. And we’re totally serious. Post from: Crushable R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen, Our Weird Celebrity Crush |
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, our lovely ladies were dealing with the big things in life. You know, marriage, divorce, virginity, birth and anal sex. Cynthia Bailey is marching forward with her tentative marriage plans, while NeNe Leakes is getting closer to her upcoming divorce. Meanwhile, Kim Zolciak is trying to prevent her daughter from giving up her V-card by buying her $3,000 diamond ring. And no, Kim did not pick up on the irony of the fact that her new song is titled “The Ring Didn’t Mean A Thing.” So shall we see what the ladies have been eating and doing this week?
Kim may have gotten pregnant at 19, but she wants Brielle to wait to have sex. So she can meet her own Big Poppa and be the other woman as a single mom. Oh wait. Maybe Kim’s not the best example. Actually, trying to buy off Brielle with diamonds is probably the best way to keep her from having sex.
We’ve all had our terrible TMI moments in relationships before: that time we blew up at our boyfriend in public for ordering us the wrong latte, or when your BFF borrowed your favorite dress to wear to a party and you tried to rip it off her. (Um, we all did that once, okay?) Most of us have the good sense after these humiliating blow-outs to apologize – hopefully in front of a large group of people – and get on with our lives.
Apology: The Blog post
This is pretty great. An unnamed mother has taken to 
If your post-Thanksgiving shopping tales give your friends shivers, don’t forget to comment on 
Last night was the premiere of Bridalplasty, which as far as we can tell, is a new show on SyFy about an evil corporation that kidnaps innocent women and turns them into bionic RealDolls before selling them into a lifetime of domestic slavery. It comes on before Kendra, a show about anthropomorphic bunnies.
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