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- Sex on the Wire: Are You a Foreplay Master?
- Pippa and James Middleton Offered Millions for Porn Cameos
- The Daily WTF: Hey, Who's That Painting Of?
- Warmongering With 'Game of Thrones': Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things (Oh My!)
- Video: An Ode to Great Movie Sandwiches
- Snap This: This Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots Car Is Cooler Than Your Car Will Ever Be
- Conspiracy Theory: The Italy Season Will Be the End of 'Jersey Shore'
- Infographic: The Movies Set and/or Shot in Manhattan
- Celebrity Lookalikes: Janelle Monae and Bruno Mars are Twins
- Space Relations: Guest Etiquette, Or How to Have (or Be) a Proper Houseguest
| Sex on the Wire: Are You a Foreplay Master? Posted: 09 May 2011 11:16 AM PDT • Become a master of all-day foreplay. It comes with a black belt. (Betty Confidential) • Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez kiss on camera. Ooh la la. (Celebuzz) • This woman healed her broken heart by dancing the tango. Which is the name of a new Ben & Jerry’s flavor. (MyDaily) • One woman’s story about why she enjoys modeling in the nude. As in, naked. (The Gloss) • How to start dating again after a break-up. (Ad infinitum.) (Your Tango) Post from: Crushable Sex on the Wire: Are You a Foreplay Master? |
| Pippa and James Middleton Offered Millions for Porn Cameos Posted: 09 May 2011 10:54 AM PDT
Hirsch’s letter says that Pippa would have her pick of partners for an “explicit” — as if there are any others — scene, and that James can be in the same production, albeit in a separate scene. (Whew!) Hirsch doesn’t explain what prompted the correspondence, other than to say that he thought Pippa was the real star of the Royal Wedding on April 29. Vivid is likely just trying to cash in on the big event, as all viewers seemed to be charmed by the lovely Pippa despite the fact that it was her sister Kate who was getting married. There might also be some thrill to the chase due to the fact that Pippa and James would never say yes, thanks to stereotypical English restraint and the watchful eye of the Royal Family. Post from: Crushable Pippa and James Middleton Offered Millions for Porn Cameos |
| The Daily WTF: Hey, Who's That Painting Of? Posted: 09 May 2011 10:16 AM PDT
This incredible photo was taken on the San Francisco BART, and it shows a mustachioed modern-day Dorian Grey. A million dollars for this guy if he posts a photo of him looking at this post on his computer — same face, of course. Post from: Crushable The Daily WTF: Hey, Who's That Painting Of? |
| Warmongering With 'Game of Thrones': Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things (Oh My!) Posted: 09 May 2011 10:06 AM PDT This week in Game of Thrones, we spend most of our time wandering around sneakily watching sneaky people do sneaky things. I sense many a conspiracy forming! What conspiracies, you ask? Read on to find out! Post from: Crushable Warmongering With 'Game of Thrones': Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things (Oh My!) |
| Video: An Ode to Great Movie Sandwiches Posted: 09 May 2011 09:40 AM PDT The MTV Movie Awards give out prizes for the best movie kisses and fight scenes, but one important category has been tragically underrepresented: great movie sandwiches. Fortunately, this YouTube video is here to highlight some of the all-time greats. Post from: Crushable Video: An Ode to Great Movie Sandwiches |
| Snap This: This Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots Car Is Cooler Than Your Car Will Ever Be Posted: 09 May 2011 09:30 AM PDT
Post from: Crushable Snap This: This Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots Car Is Cooler Than Your Car Will Ever Be |
| Conspiracy Theory: The Italy Season Will Be the End of 'Jersey Shore' Posted: 09 May 2011 09:04 AM PDT
The evidence:
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| Infographic: The Movies Set and/or Shot in Manhattan Posted: 09 May 2011 09:11 AM PDT
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| Celebrity Lookalikes: Janelle Monae and Bruno Mars are Twins Posted: 09 May 2011 09:22 AM PDT Janelle Monae and Bruno Mars are currently on a co-headlining U.S. tour together, which is crazy, because it’s practically impossible to tell the two singers apart. Poofy black pompadours, sharp suits, and devastatingly pretty androgynous faces: celeb lookalikes for sure. (via Getty) Post from: Crushable Celebrity Lookalikes: Janelle Monae and Bruno Mars are Twins |
| Space Relations: Guest Etiquette, Or How to Have (or Be) a Proper Houseguest Posted: 09 May 2011 08:53 AM PDT
But the fact is, when you’re living with other people, the chances of them never having someone visit from out of town are pretty slim. And what I’ve discovered is, some visitors actually kick a lot of ass! They turn out to be wonderful people who you wished you lived with instead of your roommate and with whom you become lifelong Facebook friends. The problem, though, is that for every cool guest you meet (or have over yourself), there are four who suck so bad you never want to see their face again. To this end, I’ve made a short guide of tips to employ both if you’re a guest, or if you have guests come to you, to help mitigate the seething rage that comes with having non-rent-payers take up temporary residence at your house. First, let me be clear: There are many factors at play that determine the level of frustration a guest may cause. For instance, anyone who stays over for just one night (and doesn’t pee on your furniture) gets a pass. Also, if you live in a town where a three-bedroom house rents for $700 a month, having someone stay with you for a few days isn’t that big of a deal. You and your roommates each pay around $10 a day in rent, which is less than the cost of a burrito and a beer in most places. However, if you live in a big city like I do, rent is exponentially higher and a prime factor in the “guest equation.” Therefore the number one thing you want to avoid with your roommates is resentment. You and your roommates should agree on how much advance notice you want given before a guest shows up at your door. A week? Two weeks? Maybe it depends on if you have a proper guest room? Mostly it’s a precaution so you don’t each have multiple guests staying at your place at the same time. Next, recognize that if your friend is staying on your couch (as opposed to your room or a guest room), your roommates will probably secretly hate you for the duration of that person’s stay. It’s nothing personal; they just want the couch back. Take that into consideration when determining the length of time your friend stays. In my last apartment, we had a rule that no one could stay longer than 5 nights, because after that shit got crazy. Anyone who’s had a guest stay for a week or more knows what I’m talking about. Also, if you have expectations for your friends, such as not wanting them to hang out at the house all day while you and your roommates are at work or class, let them know before they come. Some people don’t want to get home after a long day to find a random visitor chilling alone on the couch, watching their movies and eating their food, which is understandable. Post from: Crushable Space Relations: Guest Etiquette, Or How to Have (or Be) a Proper Houseguest |
Consider James Middleton‘s leaked nude photos his audition, 
On my way into the office this morning, I spotted this little beauty hanging out on a street corner near my apartment. I don’t know what it’s for. I don’t know why it was there. All I know is that this car is cooler than any car I have ever seen before in my ENTIRE. LIFE. And I really, REALLY wish I could drive it. Because who WOULDN’T want to drive a car topped by giant Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots?
After three closely-packed-together seasons of Jersey Shore, the show is starting to wear a little bit thin. Most of the last season centered around Sammi Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro‘s horrible codependent relationship instead of around the house jokes and clubbing scenes that made the show a hit in the first place. Now, Jersey Shore is going on the road and filming a season in Italy. It was an interesting concept, but I think it’s going to fail spectacularly.
The first time my college roommate and I ever had a guest stay over we were living in the dorms. Our friend was deemed a ‘guest’ because he planned in advance to come visit us, as opposed to just being some guy who lived down the hall and fell asleep on our futon at 6am. We were excited to welcome our guest and make him as comfortable as one could be in a room the size of a jail cell, making sure to provide him with a nice blanket, fresh sheets and a pillow (all above-penitentiary grade). He came up Friday afternoon and stayed until Sunday morning, and we had a great time. That is, until we quickly noticed the giant wet spot he’d left behind on the futon, blanket and sheets. When we inquired about the spot – which was soaked – he said that he’d had too much to drink and must have sweat through the night. But deep down, we knew the truth. We didn’t get close enough to smell it, but we knew. It was then that I realized that having a guest – and being a guest – in a home shared by roommates can be tricky business. If someone was capable of pissing all over my brand new futon in just two nights, imagine what else he (or she) could be capable of doing during, say, a weeklong stay. Just the idea of it turned me off to guests for a long time.| You are subscribed to email updates from Crushable To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now. | Email delivery powered by Google |
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