Friday, May 13, 2011

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8 Suggestions For Who Lady Gaga Should Date Next

Posted: 13 May 2011 11:44 AM PDT

Lady Gaga announced in an interview that she and boyfriend Luc Carl have broken up and that she “hasn’t been on any dates in awhile.” Who could possibly be man (or woman) enough for Our Lady of No Pants? Allow us to offer a few humble suggestions.

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8 Suggestions For Who Lady Gaga Should Date Next

Snap This: The Royal Wedding Looks Awfully Familiar…

Posted: 13 May 2011 11:37 AM PDT

You guys! THE ROYAL WEDDING IS CINDERELLA’S!

Okay, not entirely– the Disney images have been Photoshopped just a wee bit (I don’t recall Cinderella being a brunette)– but the likeness is still uncanny. So who’s the crazy cat? Chelsy Davy?

[Via Reddit via The Mary Sue]

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Snap This: The Royal Wedding Looks Awfully Familiar…

Sex on the Wire: On Bangs and Banging

Posted: 13 May 2011 11:25 AM PDT

• Real talk: how do girls feel about dudes with giant penises? More ambivalence than you might imagine. (The Gloss)

• Do your bangs make guys want to do it with you? Sorry, we mean, do you bangs make guys want to bang you? (Betty Confidential)

• Chaz Bono on how he and his partner had to relearn to be in a relationship after his transition (The Frisky)

• Lady Gaga has broken up with the weirdo boyfriend we didn’t even know she was still dating. What now, Luc Carl? (Celebuzz)

• Serena Williams posted a sexy tweet! Is she looking for attention. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

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Sex on the Wire: On Bangs and Banging

Meet Amber Scaggs, Corey Simms’ Reported New Girlfriend

Posted: 13 May 2011 10:52 AM PDT

When I heard the news that Teen Mom 2‘s Leah Messer and Corey Simms were breaking up, I stopped believing in love. And the news just keeps getting worse: Corey has reportedly been hooking up with ‘fans’ who approach him online. First, Corey allegedly hooked up with Jordan Humble after she messaged him on Facebook. Now, Starcasm has gotten their hands on some photos of Corey looking really cozy with a woman named Amber Scaggs, who lives in Texas, met Corey on the internet, and flew out to West Virginia to spend time with Corey. Clearly, Corey has a type, because Amber is also a young mom: “She had a little baby girl late last year but had to break things off with her fiance just prior to the birth because the two had a pretty tumultuous relationship. Sound familiar?”

Well, I guess if we’re taking sides then I am pretty firmly Team Leah now. Not only has Corey moved on waaaay too quickly for someone who got married and divorced in just a few months’ time, he’s dating someone named Amber – and we all know how that works out when it comes to this franchise.

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Meet Amber Scaggs, Corey Simms’ Reported New Girlfriend

The Daily WTF: Lego Bike!

Posted: 13 May 2011 11:25 AM PDT

Hey, somebody has made a bicycle entirely out of Legos! This is amazing, but we bet this guy was a real jerk in kindergarten. “Oh, you built a bench with your blocks? Cool. Here’s my to-scale reproduction of The Louvre.”

(via BuzzFeed)

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The Daily WTF: Lego Bike!

How Teen Pregnancy Was Depicted On Screen and In Print Before ’16 and Pregnant’

Posted: 13 May 2011 10:00 AM PDT

Before we could associate teen pregnancy with domestic violence and giant tattoos of the baby’s face, people still needed their fix of high schoolers with strollers. Girls have gotten more options, boys have gotten some more responsibilities, and society has gotten a little less judgmental (well, parts of it anyway). So let’s take a look back at how teen pregnancy used to look before it looked like this.

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How Teen Pregnancy Was Depicted On Screen and In Print Before ’16 and Pregnant’

You Won’t See Photos of Osama bin Laden’s Body Because Obama’s Afraid We’ll Be Jerks and Photoshop It

Posted: 13 May 2011 09:54 AM PDT

Knowing that Osama bin Laden was taken out with a shot to the head, it makes sense that the White House wouldn’t want to release the gruesome photos of his corpse, for fear of retaliation by Al Qaeda operatives. But it turns out that that isn’t even President Obama‘s biggest worry: He won’t release the photos for fear that normal people will Photoshop offensive jokes or turn it into a meme. Can you blame him, after what the Internet did to the now-famous “Situation Room” photo?

Defense Secretary Robert Gates explained the issue:

“[W]e were… worried about the potential for manipulation of those photos and doing things with those photos that would be pretty outrageous in terms of provoking a reaction that might in fact put our troops at greater risk in both Iraq and Afghanistan.”

“I have gotten from friends all over the country copies of the picture that was this iconic picture taken in the Situation Room while we were watching the operation. And they have been photoshopped in every way you can imagine, including putting you know, coming after the royal wedding, one of these had all of us in one of these big, wide-brimmed hats from the wedding.”

When it comes to boundaries of taste and respect, we’ve become a culture of assholes willing to push the line, for whom the question “Too soon?” is a punchline instead of a valid reason not to make the joke. Whether it’s a 4chan troll or a jerky fourteen-year-old boy with Photoshop skills (sometimes the same thing), we mock death and devastation.

The thing is, I completely condone the massive celebrations down at Ground Zero when the news of bin Laden’s death hit the Web: It was an emotional release that the public needed after ten years of searching for this guy, and it was spur-of-the-moment. There’s a difference between that passionate reaction and something you do when you’re bored and looking for a reblog.

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You Won’t See Photos of Osama bin Laden’s Body Because Obama’s Afraid We’ll Be Jerks and Photoshop It

Posted: 13 May 2011 09:18 AM PDT

Ask us some questions – And we’ll answer them later today on VYou. How exciting for everyone! (VYou)

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Crushable Quotable: ‘Real World’ Star Dustin Zito Confusingly Explains His Porn Career

Posted: 13 May 2011 09:10 AM PDT

A few weeks ago, the housemates on this season of The Real World found out what the audience had known for some time: that cast member Dustin Zito had had a career in online porn before joining the show. The cast – including Dustin’s girlfriend Heather Marter – responded with emotions from betrayal to horror. However, Dustin tells Us Weekly that he doesn’t regret his past, where he was “gay for pay” on a show called Frat Pad and engaged in sex acts with other men. In my favorite part of the interview, he says that he engaged in “softcore” oral sex. What the hell is softcore oral sex? Did he just simulate oral sex? Was he slow and gentle about it? Did the editing insinuate he blew people when he didn’t? Dustin adds, “The site doesn’t make you look sleazy. It’s sort of classy. The videos are shot cinematically.” That must be how the oral sex managed to be so softcore, huh?

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Crushable Quotable: ‘Real World’ Star Dustin Zito Confusingly Explains His Porn Career

Possible Celebrity Guests on Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri’s New Cooking Show

Posted: 13 May 2011 08:58 AM PDT

Food Network mainstays Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri recently announced that they’ll be working on a new cooking competition show called Guy vs. Rachael’s Celebrity Smackdown. Fieri, whose fame came from winning season 2 of The Next Food Network Star, explained, “We’re gonna get some celebrities who are gonna come on the show, with different levels of culinary technique and who are into cooking. Rachael’s gonna get five, I’m gonna get five, and it’s gonna be battle royale.” No word yet on who the guests will be, but we’ve got a few suggestions for the booking agent.

  • Eva Longoria: Her Last Vegas restaurant Beso filed for bankruptcy in January, so if she wants to bring back faith in her ability to manage a food place, this could be a good gig.
  • Victoria Beckham: Posh is always bragging about being a cook; perhaps she’ll finally put her money where her mouth is.
  • Ashton Kutcher: He’ll probably start shooting new episodes of Two and a Half Men immediately to make up for the lost time, so he could use a break in-between. Plus, the king of Twitter could make no better move to get himself back onto TV than to appear on a second show.
  • Jennifer Aniston: To prove that she has people to cook for!
  • Michael Bolton: The singer has been inching back into obscurity in the past year, cutting a rug on last season’s Dancing with the Stars and most recently appearing in The Lonely Island‘s “Jack Sparrow” video on last week’s SNL.
  • Gwyneth Paltrow: The lady behind GOOP recently appeared on Live with Regis & Kelly to show off her salmon-glazing skills, so it makes sense that she’d continue on with her cooking show domination.
  • Lauren Conrad: To show up frenemy Heidi Montag‘s new restaurant show (see below).
  • Bethenny Frankel: She may have sold her Skinnygirl empire, but Frankel obviously has a lot of experience in the kitchen. If either team needs a frontrunner, she could be it.
  • Justin Bieber: He’ll bring the eggs.

Ray says that the show will premiere this summer, but it already has some competition of its own: VH1 is prepping Famous Food, a reality series with a very similar premise, for the fall. And this show has confirmed celebs: Montag, Danielle Staub, Jake Pavelka, and Ashley Dupre.

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Possible Celebrity Guests on Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri’s New Cooking Show
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