Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.28.11

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 01:45 PM PDT

   
So that’s what “bertiful” looks like. As in, “I’ll do it, but y’all better make me look bertiful.” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which somehow has 33 photos in it despite basically jackshit happening today. (See: I wrote a post about Enrique Iglesias’ penis.) Anyway, we’ve got Kristin Cavallari using her frowny face from Read More ...

Enrique Iglesias: ‘I Have The Smallest Penis in The World’

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 12:47 PM PDT

   
“¿Cómo se dice, ‘Pics or GTFO,’ en Espanól?” While performing in Sydney on Tuesday, Enrique Iglesias brought a bunch of random dudes onstage and basically decided to let everyone know that Anna Kournikova isn’t with him for the sex. Which is strange because that would mean she’s a Russian woman who enters into a long-term relationship Read More ...

Hugh Hefner is Great At Sex, According To People Paid To Say He’s Great At Sex

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 12:01 PM PDT

   
“I am an uncaged bowl of oatmeal! — With cinnamon!” For those of you just tuning in, Hugh Hefner’s paid to runaway bride Crystal Harris went on Howard Stern and not only said she had sex with Hugh once, but that it lasted two seconds and he never took his clothes off. But instead of just Read More ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt Will Only Respond To ‘White Kim Kardashian’ Now

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 10:37 AM PDT

   
“Wait. Should I have pried this door open with a black penis?” Jennifer Love Hewitt found herself thinking aloud. “Or do I let the Wookiee driver open it? God, this is hard, but apparently it’s how you land a husband these day- Hey, you there! Paparazzo. No ass shots. Or I’ll.. I’ll.. sic my mother Read More ...

Scarlett Johansson Hates America

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 10:01 AM PDT

   
Yesterday, I tossed the ladies some love with the Alexander Skarsgard is single post, so here’s some red meat for another demographic that gets the short end of the stick here: Republicans. Liberal commie and former Sean Penn-lover (Redundant, you’re right.) Scarlett Johansson is the latest celebrity to receive an invitation to the Marine Corps Ball Read More ...

Eddie Cibrian in Satin Sheets, Ladies? And Other News

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 10:00 AM PDT

   
“I’m cheating on LeAnn with these sheets right now, and I don’t care who knows it.” Posted by Photo Boy - I’ll try ‘Vigilante Justice Fail’ for $200, Alex. - Paz de la Huerta, kettle. Kettle, Paz de la Huerta. - Ellen Page and Jesse Eisenberg are not having awkward hipster sex. - Connie Britton Read More ...

Denise Richards Had a Lesbian Experience With Another Celebrity

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 08:20 AM PDT

   
Continuing the promotional tour for her new book, Denise Richards has clearly reached index card #4, “Lesbian stuff,” in the stack her publicist gave her because here she is on Stern yesterday talking about the time she lady-banged a mystery female celebrity. Via The Huffington Post: While an obviously piqued Stern attempts to dig out the Read More ...

Jesse James Cheated On Kat Von D

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 07:40 AM PDT

   
In a shocking and not-at-all predictable turn of events, RadarOnline reports Jesse James was cheating on Kat Von D, so let’s just assume his dad beat him again: According to an eyewitness, Jesse and Kat had a verbal argument outside of her Los Angeles, Calif. home Monday afternoon about another woman before Kat finally told him Read More ...
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