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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.8.11
- Let’s See What Bullsh*t Kris Jenner Said Now
- Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Nude’ Playboy Cover
- Who Keeps Bailing Jerry Sandusky Out Of Jail?
- We Get It, Reese Witherspoon. You Have An Insane Moose Knuckle.
- Jessica Biel’s Ass Is Amazing And Other News
- Jason Sudeikis Bagged Olivia Wilde Now
- Justin Bieber Taking Pictures Of Selena Gomez’s Breasts In A Bikini
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.8.11 Posted: 08 Dec 2011 01:06 PM PST        Move: Pollo Fundido con Black Microphone. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring some unearthed photos of Anna Nicole Smith as a pregnant human billboard, Scout Willis‘ buttcrack as a.. buttcrack human billboard(?) and Kirstie Alley flipping off the paparazzi, or discreetly keeping her cheek flaps in place? You be the judge. Nobody says, Read More ... |
| Let’s See What Bullsh*t Kris Jenner Said Now Posted: 08 Dec 2011 11:40 AM PST        For some reason people want to know the thoughts and opinions of Kris Jenner which makes sense considering it is kind of amazing her face and lips are capable of speech. Anyway, she’s apparently fired back at Daniel Craig who called the Kardashian family “fucking idiots” in an interview with British GQ. Via The National Read More ... |
| Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Nude’ Playboy Cover Posted: 08 Dec 2011 09:18 AM PST        Yesterday the Internet was all a-titter over a “leaked” (Well played, Dina.) photo of Lindsay Lohan‘s Playboy cover even though a.) it’s a just a horribly lit photo of the cover, b.) I’ve seen more nudity through Reese Witherspoon’s yoga pants and c.) this might as well be a cartoon character, it’s that airbrushed. If Read More ... |
| Who Keeps Bailing Jerry Sandusky Out Of Jail? Posted: 08 Dec 2011 09:17 AM PST  Answer: Why his wife, of course. Via TMZ: The records show Sandusky’s wife forked over a $50k personal check … in addition to Jerry using $200,000 in real estate holdings to post the bail. It’s not clear if/when Jerry was released from custody. For those of you don’t know, Jerry Sandusky was arrested again yesterday Read More ... |
| We Get It, Reese Witherspoon. You Have An Insane Moose Knuckle. Posted: 08 Dec 2011 07:33 AM PST        It’s been two whole weeks since we last saw Reese Witherspoon‘s gargantuan walrus tusks (“Moose knuckle” wasn’t quite cutting it, and I think we all agree “Wookiee Wallet” is a tad overkill.) and now I know exactly how Job felt when God turned his life into a fucking nightmare just to win a bet with Read More ... |
| Jessica Biel’s Ass Is Amazing And Other News Posted: 08 Dec 2011 07:30 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - NBC feels that Ryan Seacrest hasn’t invaded your life enough yet. - The Three Stooges trailer is exactly the turd I was anticipating. - With the exception of Kate Upton dressed as a slutty nun. (It’s still goddamn awful.) - Stacy Keibler better show up in Read More ... |
| Jason Sudeikis Bagged Olivia Wilde Now Posted: 08 Dec 2011 06:40 AM PST        Jason Sudeikis continues to inexplicably plow his way through Hollywood, and this time finds himself lodged directly in Olivia Wilde‘s vagina because why not? At this point, he’s probably yawning anytime he walks into his bedroom. “So which completely out of my league actress do I have to bang tonight? Sigh…” Us Weekly reports: A Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Taking Pictures Of Selena Gomez’s Breasts In A Bikini Posted: 08 Dec 2011 05:25 AM PST        As advertised. Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez vacationing in Los Cabos yesterday where I can safely say they did NOT get engaged, despite rumors to the contrary. I can also safely say they went down there to get an abortion because that’s one of only two reasons anyone takes their girlfriend to Mexico, and Read More ... |
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