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- Christina Aguilera & her husband Jordan Bratman have split too
- What do Jessica Simpson and Tom Cruise have in common?
- George Clooney talks about Sudan, bipartisan support for Sudan
- David Schwimmer “secretly” married Zoe Buckman months ago
- Britney Spears taunts us with shots of her busted weave/extensions
- Sister Wives: Meri admits she wants to leave, Kody wants more kids no matter what
- Vintage Scandal Tuesday: Errol Flynn’s many jailbait adventures
- Mary-Louise Parker walks the ‘RED’ red carpet with her hot boyfriend
- Ashton compares tweeting next to Demi to sending roses to someone’s job
- How much plastic surgery has Rumer Willis had over the years?
| Christina Aguilera & her husband Jordan Bratman have split too Posted: 12 Oct 2010 08:34 AM PDT Like celebrity deaths, celebrity splits seem to come in threes. First it was Ben Harper and Laura Dern, then Courteney Cox and David Arquette, and now it's Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman. According to Us Weekly, Christina and Jordan have been separated for "a few months" and are living apart as we speak. This could be the reason Christina has been looking like ten kinds of hell lately - she's been dealing with marriage sh-t. Or it could be that she needs to break up with her stylist and makeup artist too.
[From Us Weekly] Honestly, I find this breakup to be the saddest and least expected of the trilogy. Cox and Arquette I was expecting. Dern and Harper I didn't care about. But Christina and Jordan really did seem close, and like they were solid. I thought Christina had found a low-key guy who would support her no matter what happened. And they have that baby too! Oh, well. Another bites the dust.      |
| What do Jessica Simpson and Tom Cruise have in common? Posted: 12 Oct 2010 08:16 AM PDT They both wear their high heels with their skinny jeans. And both Jessica Simpson and Tom Cruise need to stop doing that sh-t. They look like they're trying way too hard. Tom needs to stop pairing his lifts/heels with skinny jeans because the tapered leg draws attention to the fact that he's wearing three-to-four inch heels. Jessica needs to stop because this style is crazy unflattering, especially since she's being photographed at the airport, where everyone can see what she looks like in skinny jeans and NO heels - bad. Anyway, these are photos of Jessica and her boyfriend at LAX yesterday. Yes, they're still together, despite rumors to the contrary. As LaineyGossip says, "He's not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to provide?" Beyond the unfortunate pairing of skinny jeans and Louboutins (right? I can see the red sole), what else do Tom and Jessica have in common? They both let their partners shop on their dime. They both like beefy football players? That's all I've got. I honestly don't know how Jessica even gets into these jeans. And I don't know why she would want to. Only girls like Sienna Miller can pull off this look, and even then, just barely. Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.    |
| George Clooney talks about Sudan, bipartisan support for Sudan Posted: 12 Oct 2010 07:49 AM PDT Last week, the Today Show's Ann Curry began tweeting photos of her trip to Sudan with George Clooney. She and George and a group of people were traveling either with or in tandem with a group from the UN Security Council - they were checking in with the Southern province of Sudan, which will soon have a vote on their independence. It's a situation where everything could very easily go wrong, and there could be mass casualties. Clooney is trying to bring awareness to the situation, and this morning Ann had her formal interview with Cloons. He was shilling his new site, Sudan Action Now, amongst other things.
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[From People] God, just what this area needs - another refugee crisis and more political instability. I'm glad Clooney is using his star power to bring attention to it. I just wonder if people's reaction to this would be completely different if it was Angelina Jolie.    |
| David Schwimmer “secretly” married Zoe Buckman months ago Posted: 12 Oct 2010 07:25 AM PDT I put "secretly" in quotes because at this point, most of what David Schwimmer does is "secret". Meaning that few people really care. David's post-Friends life hasn't been uneventful in any way - he's actually had some minor success as a director, and he seems to relish a low-key lifestyle. BUT - the physical change in David has been odd. All of a sudden the once groomed and normal-seeming Schwimmer took a more avant-garde, goth poseur turn. I think it was the influence of his girlfriend-now-wife Zoe Buckman. Zoe and David have been together since 2007, when Zoe was 21 and David was 40. I give him credit for staying with the same girl for years, and for marrying her quietly and discreetly. But there some vague weirdness to it too.
[From People] I tend to think Zoe is too young for him, and I tend to think David should know better. But maybe the fact that they've been together for years already, and that no one really cared that they were married, maybe that will help them be a more "normal" couple. David has directed a second film, by the way. It's called Trust, and he managed to talk CLIVE OWEN into starring in it. It's all about Clive's character's daughter who goes online and meets a predator and sh-t happens. Clive + Schwimmer = ? Magic? Don't know. Here's the trailer: It just seems like an extended Law & Order: SVU episode, right? Anyway, congrats to David and Zoe. Header: David and Zoe in 2008, credit: WENN.    |
| Britney Spears taunts us with shots of her busted weave/extensions Posted: 12 Oct 2010 07:02 AM PDT Britney Spears hadn't made a public outing since last week's mid-jaunt costume change, when she slipped out of a comfortable-looking pair of jeans in the middle of a shopping trip, and wore a nightie for the rest of the public outing. Well, yesterday Britney pulled the same kind of thing - a costume change mid-stream. Is she trying to tell us something? That she's not ready for her conservatorship to end? Or is she feeling the first twinges of independence, and this is a preview of things to come? Anyway, this costume change seems to be a change from a shorts-and-tank combo to a flowy dress that managed to cover her cooter, shockingly. Well done Brit? Eh. She still looks like hell.
[From Fame Pictures] Ah, yes. She flashed her extensions too. Prepare yourself. It was not pretty. It never is. At least it looks somewhat clean? For f-cks sake, Brit. JUST SHAVE IT OFF. Again. It's like someone told her busted weave = sanity. Either that, or she just thinks her tragic hair gets her attention. Also, why is she all marked up? Ugh. I hate to say this, but Brit is not ready to be unprotected again. Photos courtesy of Fame.    |
| Sister Wives: Meri admits she wants to leave, Kody wants more kids no matter what Posted: 12 Oct 2010 06:41 AM PDT
On the show, Kody again emphasized that he wanted Christine to have even more kids after her sixth, saying “I love the fact that Truely [their soon-to-be born daughter] is a girl, because there is a chance that Christine might try again… for a boy.” The guy was about to welcome his 14th biological child into the world, he had three stepchildren joining his family and a fourth, 30 year-old wife who can presumably have more of his biological kids and all he could think about was pressuring the third wife to have more.
Meri might not have the means to strike out on her own, either, and she may fear reprisal from the church and/or Kody. We just heard from Kody’s former sister-in-law that she was cut off from her children when she dared to leave the man that Kody’s sister was married to.
Robyn seems excited about joining the family and fitting in, and she sort-of admitted that she needs help caring for her three children after being a divorced single mom for three years. She said “The cool thing about this [polygamy] is you got people all over mothering your kids.” She has three children: Dayton, 9, Aurora, 7, and Brianna, 5. Her oldest, son Dayton, has Asperger’s syndrome. Robyn’s first marriage was not polygamist, but she grew up in a polygamist family. Robyn thinks it’s a great lifestyle that will only benefit her and her children. She’s also very focused on the fact that they’re going public with their family and thinks it’s a positive thing. “I grew up where I had to hide who I was. This television show will be a big shock to all of my high school class and anyone that knew me… There were times when I couldn’t claim my dad as my dad… and he couldn’t claim us.”
In one scene, Robyn shed happy tears over how much she loved Janelle’s daughter Madison, 14. Janelle is Kody’s second wife, works out of the home and has an analytical personality. She explains things in very logical, matter-of-fact terms and is the only wife that I’ve yet to see cry on the show. Her daughter Madison is similarly very independent and explained on the show that she didn’t want to be a polygamist. Madison said “It’s [my parents'] choice if they want to live polygamy, but my choice [is] I don’t want to. I love my family and I wouldn’t want it any other way, but for me, I just want one [husband].” Robyn responded to Madison by explaining that its every child’s choice. “She does not want to live this lifestyle, which is fine. Every child is going to have their choice and we’re going to support them and love them through all of it.” Does that include any of their kids being gay? It’s highly doubtful. Here are Kody and Robyn getting papped at the mall buying jewelry in Salt Lake City, Utah on 10/9/10. Doesn’t he looked thrilled? Christine is also shown out with her baby on 10/11/10. Credit: Fame Pictures.    |
| Vintage Scandal Tuesday: Errol Flynn’s many jailbait adventures Posted: 12 Oct 2010 06:32 AM PDT I'm really sorry I forgot about Vintage Scandal Monday. To make it up to you, I'm giving you a particularly juicy Vintage Scandal Tuesday about infamous rogue Errol Flynn. I always thought it was one of the best casting decisions ever to use Jude Law as Flynn in Martin Scorsese's The Aviator. Jude perfectly captured the devilish rogue quality Flynn had - the beautiful man-boy who could get away with anything with one well-placed, delicious smile. Only Flynn was even dirtier, crazier and sketchier than Jude could ever dream of. Case in point: Errol Flynn loved him some jailbait. Like, teenage girls were his absolute favorite, even when he was in in his late forties. Flynn was even charged with statutory rape twice - and while his court case was making headlines, he picked up ANOTHER teenage girl and married her. Errol was quite open about his exploits, writing his autobiography My Wicked, Wicked Ways, which ended up being published posthumously after he died at the age of 50. I found some great excerpts from it:
[From WHO2 & the biography of Errol Flynn, My Wicked, Wicked Ways] The statutory rape stuff - while completely insane and evidence of his general sketchiness and skeeviness… well, it's not really Roman Polanski territory, is it? He didn't drug these women as they were begging him to stop. He just loved jailbait, and jailbait loved him right back. It's more akin to those little tween girls throwing themselves at Robert Pattinson. If The Sparkler was anything like Errol Flynn, he would have seduced many of those girls (and their mothers), and while technically statutory rape, there would be no violence or anything like that. It's a legal age of consent thing, not a "forcing himself on someone saying no" thing. I wanted to do this story because my first exposure to this (crazy) side of Errol Flynn was a few paragraphs in a larger Vanity Fair article about yachts, published several years ago. I dug up the 2005 issue, and here's a partial transcript:
[From Vanity Fair, print edition, 2005] Eat your heart out, Lindsay Lohan. Even Robert Downey Jr.'s past shenanigans seem silly compared to this nonsense, right? A condom filled with cocaine? Sure. A second rape charge? Why not? Being so crazy that your luxury yacht crew mutinies? Of course. God, I love Old Hollywood.    |
| Mary-Louise Parker walks the ‘RED’ red carpet with her hot boyfriend Posted: 12 Oct 2010 06:29 AM PDT Mary Louise Parker has been dating musician Charlie Mars for more than a year now, after she "stole" him from his girlfriend (although the "girlfriend" sounded more like a casual relationship that had run it's course, and the girl sounded a bit psycho). This is pretty much the only relationship Mary Louise has had since all of the weirdness happened between her and Jeffrey Dean Morgan, what with his knocking up Hilary Burton while he was probably still technically "dating" MLP. So… in the end, I'm rooting for MLP. So it brings me great joy to see her on a red carpet with Charlie Mars. This is their first official red carpet outing as a couple. They were at a special screening for RED, that film about older, retired/burnt-out CIA people who go on one last mission or something. It stars Bruce Willis, MLP, Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman and John Malkovich, amongst others. It has such a great cast that I'm really hoping it's a wonderful movie and a big hit. And here's Bruce Willis with his wife Emma and his daughter Rumer. Emma looks over it, doesn’t she? Malkovich! God, I've had a crush on him for two decades. LOVE. A little Karl Urban: And my boyfriend Ron Livingston. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Ashton compares tweeting next to Demi to sending roses to someone’s job Posted: 12 Oct 2010 06:07 AM PDT
At the conference, Ashton admitted that he sometimes sits right across from Demi while they both tweet and compared it sending flowers to a woman at work, saying “sometimes people like to be adored in public.” Doesn’t that sound awkward, like he’s faulting her for it? Maybe that’s just the way I interpreted it. He also admitted something strange about how he takes negative feedback and said it makes him a better person. It’s hard to tell if he’s using his Kabbalah wisdom to deal with criticism or if he’s saying there’s something to the rumors.
Does that “garbage” he needed to eliminate involve famewhores named Brittney? I’m getting a very guilty vibe from him. How much longer do you think he and Demi are going to last? I honestly think they’ll hang in there for a couple more years. Ashton probably cheated, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he wants out. If Demi is willing to put up with it, they could hold on for some time.    |
| How much plastic surgery has Rumer Willis had over the years? Posted: 12 Oct 2010 06:06 AM PDT I'm not writing this to hate on Rumer Willis, I'm really not. Do I think she's pretty? Not really. Do I think she's a talented actress? Not really. But I accept that she probably is a nice person, and that she has more to offer the world than her acting skillz or her modeling potential. That being said, she keeps putting herself out there, and she's an adult. CB and I were discussing The Problem With Rumer yesterday, and we were debating whether Rumer had gotten something done to her face, plastic-surgery-wise. At first, I thought it was just a simple nose job and some gradual weight loss over the years that thinned out her face and revealed her cheekbones. But as I'm looking through Rumer's photos through the years, I'm wondering if CB's claim that Rumer has gotten much more done is perhaps true. There seems to be a more "sculpted" quality to Rumer's face the past few years. It seems like she's trying to take some measures to counteract her natural oblong-shaped head and make it seem longer and more chiseled. Add to this my personal belief that Demi Moore, Rumer’s mother, has one of the best plastic surgeons on call at a moment’s notice, and my suspicions grow by the day. What's the verdict? Here’s Rumer in 2010: And Rumer in 2006: Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame.    |
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