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- Jessica Alba Says She Has Cellulite
- The Midget Circus is in Town! And Other News
- Jessica Simpson is Still a Lady
- Christina Hendricks: ‘Everyone Wants Me’
- That Chelsea Handler/50 Cent Thing Actually Happened
- Oksana Grigorieva Thought Mel Gibson Would Kill Her. Yeah, We Heard.
- James Franco in Drag Offends Me
| Jessica Alba Says She Has Cellulite Posted: 06 Oct 2010 04:51 PM PDT    Jessica Alba appears in the latest issue of British GQ where she says a bunch of stuff about cellulite and saggy breasts that I didn’t pay attention to. Look, there comes a time in every man’s life when he has to mature and realize it’s not about what a woman say, it’s how she says Read More ... |
| The Midget Circus is in Town! And Other News Posted: 06 Oct 2010 02:08 PM PDT    (You thought about this was going to be about Snooki, didn’t you? FACE.) - Justin Bieber is your new Ashton Kutcher. - Reese Witherspoon is somehow getting hotter. - Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s brother who basically lived at Burning Man died of a drug overdose. — No comment. - Marisa Miller next to a car. In underwear. Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson is Still a Lady Posted: 06 Oct 2010 12:45 PM PDT    Remember that time Jessica Simpson farted in a business meeting? Apparently so does she. Via Twitter: This link just made my morning! RT @OMGFacts: The average person farts about 14 TIMES each day! How to fart less? –> http://bit.ly/dl3Dss. Because humans are a curious and superstitious lot, I clicked on the link and here’s the earth-shattering advice Read More ... |
| Christina Hendricks: ‘Everyone Wants Me’ Posted: 06 Oct 2010 12:00 PM PDT    While you guys spent all day yesterday arguing how/if she’s obese, Christina Hendricks was busy telling Harper’s Bazaar how every single person regardless of gender or sexual orientation wants to take home a hulking slab of ginger: On everyone wanting a ticket to Motorboat Euphoria: “Women hit on me,” she chuckles. “My husband thinks it’s so odd Read More ... |
| That Chelsea Handler/50 Cent Thing Actually Happened Posted: 06 Oct 2010 11:53 AM PDT  TMZ obtained a recent photo of 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler sitting closely at a club (above) that really could’ve been anything from an innocent conversation to a full-blown explanation on how to pull back her bat wings for insertion. Turns out it was closer to the latter, according to Us Magazine: “It’s been going on Read More ... |
| Oksana Grigorieva Thought Mel Gibson Would Kill Her. Yeah, We Heard. Posted: 06 Oct 2010 09:51 AM PDT  Look at that mustache. That’s not the mustache of a killer. For some reason, everyone seems to be shitting themselves over the fact Oksana Grigorieva gave an exclusive, self-serving interview to People where she essentially reiterated everything we’ve already heard since the start of Pack of Niggers-Gate: “I thought he would kill me,” says Grigorieva. (Gibson, who Read More ... |
| James Franco in Drag Offends Me Posted: 06 Oct 2010 07:38 AM PDT  Here’s James Franco on the cover of Candy, the first magazine by and for the she-man/man-she crowd, which makes absolutely no sense to me. The James Franco part, I mean. Clearly, he’s not a transvestite, so he’s basically just playing dress-up to get his mug on a magazine. How is that any different from the Read More ... |
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