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- Kim Kardashian is Naked Again
- Courteney Cox and David Arquette Split
- So.. Banksy’s More of a ‘Family Guy’ Fan?
- Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini and Other News
- Aaron Carter Looks Like This Now
- Minka Kelly is ‘The Sexiest Woman Alive’
- Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Will Fix Their Marriage With Israel Magic
| Posted: 11 Oct 2010 05:55 PM PDT   Kim Kardashian threw a hissy fit just last month over Playboy releasing flatteringly airbrushed outtakes from her 2007 shoot because she supposedly regretted posing nude. Except, wait, what’s this? Here she is on the November 2010 cover of W entirely naked again. Did she have a change of heart? Find Jesus through the miracle of Read More ... |
| Courteney Cox and David Arquette Split Posted: 11 Oct 2010 03:25 PM PDT    Further solidifying my theory that Jennifer Aniston is relationship cancer, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have separated, according to TMZ. The two met on the set of Scream and, oddly enough, are currently wrapping the fourth chapter which has to be some sort of clever metaphor for their marriage that I’m going to completely miss Read More ... |
| So.. Banksy’s More of a ‘Family Guy’ Fan? Posted: 11 Oct 2010 12:00 PM PDT    UK guerrilla artist Banksy apparently uses YouTube now and uploaded his own, horribly depressing The Simpsons “couch gag” that aired last night which somberly shits all over the show’s decades-long merchandising efforts. I capped a couple screens, but definitely give it a watch in case 20th Century Fox has it removed. I mean, wow, what Read More ... |
| Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 11 Oct 2010 11:54 AM PDT    - Jenny McCarthy will do anybody right about now. - Mickey Mantle’s penis. No, really. - Solomon Burke RIP. - Eminem and Anderson Cooper make lukewarm music together. - Holly Madison’s giant breasts next to a giant beer. God Bless Vegas. - Lady GaGa was on The Sopranos? - Halle Read More ... |
| Aaron Carter Looks Like This Now Posted: 11 Oct 2010 10:26 AM PDT   While Justin Bieber shrewdly launches his own line of nail polish, his predecessor Aaron Carter has been reduced to posting post-workout pictures of himself on Twitter. Because there’s nothing more comforting than seeing a recovering meth addict get himself into prime fighting shape for his next arrest. Ha! I kid. Everyone knows I like ‘em in Read More ... |
| Minka Kelly is ‘The Sexiest Woman Alive’ Posted: 11 Oct 2010 07:52 AM PDT    Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly has been officially named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive for 2010 putting her in the almost preternaturally beautiful ranks of Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale and Charlize Theron. In related news, if you don’t hate the Yankees already, Derek Jeter wakes up next to this, so excuse me while I angrily Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Will Fix Their Marriage With Israel Magic Posted: 11 Oct 2010 06:43 AM PDT    Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were spotted in Israel yesterday (above) where they’re rumored to be renewing their vows and restoring their possibly open marriage through the power of Kabbalah. Or they’re just speakers at a world peace conference which is equally retarded, but back to the marriage stuff: Did these people seriously go to Israel Read More ... |
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