Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton


Karina Smirnoff Is Getting NEKKID In Playboy!

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 12:50 PM PDT

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Well, HELLO to you, too, Dancing With The Stars lady!

That's right, that's Karina Smirnoff, who performs on the reality competition, on the May cover of Playboy dressed in whatever the hell is left of that outfit (above), and apparently, in the INSIDE pics, she's wearing even less!

She explains:

"As a dancer I've always embraced my body. I'm thrilled to show off my strong, toned physique in the pages of Playboy and celebrate my sexiness."

That's the spirit, gurl! You just worry about doing you!

That being said, we also think quite a few of your, ahem, fans, will be VERY pleased with this 'professional' direction you're taking! LOLz!

WTF?! Bret Easton Ellis Compares Glee To "Puddle of HIV"

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 12:40 PM PDT

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Seriously!? Lame!

We're a fan of a lot of Bret Easton Ellis' novels: Less Than Zero, American Pyscho, Rules of Attraction - all good shiz. However, we can't say we're a big fan of his tweets, especially something he just sent out in regards to Glee.

His 140K followers got hit with this bizarre tweet last night, saying:

"I like the idea of Glee but why is it that every time I watch an episode I feel like I've stepped into a puddle of HIV?"

What…does that even mean? Honestly! What part of this are we supposed to find funny? We just find it rather rude and insensitive.

We could rant and rave on this further, but we imagine that is exactly what he wants. If we know anything about Bret, we know he aims to shock his readers, no matter how low he has to stoop.

Consider yourself real low, Bret. Reeeeal low.

[Image via AP Images.]

Charlie Sheen Sex Doll Sells Out The First Day!

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 12:30 PM PDT

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We really, really, really hope that people bought these ironically!

Why? Well, we aren't sure why someone would want to have artificial sex with something called Crackhead Charlie. Maybe that's just us though.

But the sales don't lie, and the MaSheen sex doll has sold out the first day it was put up for sale!

Here's some info on it, because we know you're curious:

"The Crackhead Charlie doll sold out in one day, the same day we released it. We could have sold more dolls if we had more in stock but they are sold out right now."

"You don't have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don't be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin' drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!"

It doesn't shock us that the recent slew of celebrity porn dolls have blown up (pun intended, everybody), but we still find it a bit bizarre!

We're willing to bet that Charlie is proud of this, though! Seems like something he should have thought up himself!

Okay admit it, were U winning enough to buy a Crackhead Charlie doll??

Adele Is #1 On Billboard Charts Once Again!!!!

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 12:20 PM PDT

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It's almost unfair to other artists! Nobody stands a chance against her!

Last week, the unstoppably amazing Adele once again returned to the #1 spot on the HITS sales chart whilst her debut album, 19, passed platinum!

Then earlier this week, her album 21 began its 11th week of UK-chart-domination, achieving the "longest consecutive run at No. 1 for a studio album by a solo artist in British chart history."

Now, Adele has reclaimed the #1 spot on the Billboard 200 chart after selling another 88,000 CD's!

She's also become the first artist to sell more than a million copies of her album this year!!!

Congrats, Adele! We are in such awe!

[Image via WENN.]

Nancy Grace Is Still Gettin' Sued!

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 12:10 PM PDT

Nancy Grace Sued For 15 Mil

Bummer!

The last we heard, Patty Caruso was looking for $5 million for a show she had worked on tirelessly for two years called Grace's Cases to be helmed by Nancy Grace.

Now, we're hearing that she's actually looking for triple that — $15 million!

Here's the age-old story:

Caruso claims that for two years she "worked tirelessly and successfully to develop, market and sell a syndicated television series featuring Grace – all in support of her future role as executive producer of the series." In October 2009, news broke that the CBS sold the series in 80 percent of the U.S syndicated market and Caruso said the two, accompanied by their husbands, went out for a celebratory dinner.

However, in the Spring of 2010 – despite Grace's reassurances that CBS would make Caruso an offer and she would not proceed without her – Caruso alleges the TV host signed on to host "Swift Justice With Nancy Grace" without her as executive producer.

It does sound like to us that Caruso may have been harshly left in the dust. Especially if she put 2 hard years of effort into it!

But we guess at this point it'll be up to the courts to decide if she's actually owed anything, and the amount of which she is owed.

Let's see what goes down!

[Image via WENN.]

Phil Spector Tries To Appeal Murder Conviction AGAIN!

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 12:00 PM PDT

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Here he goes again!

Phil Spector, who is serving 19 years to life in the clink for the 2003 murder of actress Lana Clarkson, has once again attempted to overturn the conviction on grounds the trial judge swayed the jury by pointing out blood spots in a photo demonstration of the producer's home.

He maintains that the victim committed suicide, and has apparently, his lawyer, Dennis Riordan, has urged a state appellate panel to reconsider the evidence and Judge Larry Paul Fidler's behavior during the trial, which apparently defied his initial request to not use the photos in the prosecution's closing arguments.

Yuck. Especially because it sounds as though he's trying to get off on a technicality, and not because he's actually innocent!

What do U think?? Should Spector's appeal get approved?

Buh-Bye Broadway! Hello Big Screen! American Idiot Could Be Made Into A Movie!

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 11:50 AM PDT

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Don't get your hopes up yet, but we think there is strong possibility that this might happen.

Universal Pictures is looking into making the Green Day Broadway musical, American Idiot, into a full-blown musical feature film. Nothing is inked yet, but we're hearing that Dustin Lance Black is being courted to write the script, Michael Mayer to direct, and of course, Billie Joe Armstrong to play the role of the drug dealer St. Jimmy, a role he assumed several times during the run of the show on Broadway.

Honestly, we think this is a great idea…if they can get Billie Joe to do it. No offense, but the numbers don't lie - audiences showed up in droves when Billie was in the show versus when he wasn't. The same will happen with this movie.

We think we've just found your objective, Universal. Secure Billie Joe Armstrong at all costs (and we really mean that!)

Sheen: There Have Been Men Return Discussions

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 11:40 AM PDT

Sheen Says There Have Been Returning Discussions

Secretly, we all knew there probably would be some discussions to get the MaSheen back onto Two and a Half Men, but it's nice to hear from the warlock himself that the talks do exist.

He just can't really talk about them:

"There've been discussions, but I was asked not to divulge anything."

The troubled actor has even been extending olive branches (in his own, weird, way) to the show and even his arch nemesis Chuck Lorre. Sheen had been apologizing and expressing interest in returning to TV during his live show recently.

He even admitted (again, in his own way) that he might have crossed the line:

"Had they told me at the end of Season 8 that that behavior wasn't going to be cool, I would have adjusted it."

At least you're trying, Charlie.

But the real gesture that everyone would appreciate is seeking some professional help to get your issues under control. To see you reach out and make nice with your ex-wives, and be a great father. Those are the things people want to see!

Best of luck either way!

Do U want to see Charlie back on 2.5?

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Oh, This Is Too Good! Social Conservatives Declaring War On The Word "Gay!"

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 11:30 AM PDT

It never ceases to amaze us how extensively, and with the use of what can be confused to be 'logic,' that people can find ways to justify their bigotry.

Check out this pretty HOriffic clip from The Awakening conference for social conservatives this past weekend, which took place at Liberty University in the ironically-named Lynchburg, VA, during which panelists try to reject the term 'gay' and attempt to hide their deep-rooted, dispecable homaphobia in some nicely-worded, intelligent sounding ring-wing bullshiz that ultimately ends up making no sense (above).

For example, the Young Conservatives of California's Ryan Sorba claims:

"You're not an abstract consciousness inhabiting some impersonal body."

Really? Because what he's describing sounds pretty much like what most Christians would consider a soul! Didn't realize we weren't supposed to have those!

Way to go, buddy!

Perhaps it's about time you try and re-tool your argument to actually make sense, instead of trying to just make it sound as though it's intelligent, and therefore, logical?

Just saying!

ScarJo Has Moved In With Sean Penn!

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 11:20 AM PDT

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Wow! Three months in and she doesn't just have a drawer - she's got the whole closet!

Scarlett Johansson has reportedly moved out of her setup at a WeHo hotel and moved in with her BF, Sean Penn. The two apparently have been shacked up in his $3.8 million Malibu home for "the last few weeks," according to insiders and are very content with the arrangement thus far.

Mostly, because it keeps them away from the paparazzi.

The insider explained that the couple have become real homebodies. They spend their evenings cooped up in the house, ordering take-out food and relaxing. When they do invite company over, it's usually - wait for it - Sean's kids, Dylan and Hopper, both who are exceedingly closer in age to ScarJo than their father.

That sounds…awkward. Whatever works for you, we guess!

[Image via WENN.]

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