Friday, April 1, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.1.11

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 12:15 PM PDT

   
Welcome to the Friday edition of The Crap We Missed: Now With 40% More Boob-Water! This time around, Kelly Brook is getting pregnantier, Tom Brady looks and throws like a person with a vagina and Karissa Shannon stars in the five-part epic, “Prelude to an Anal Wart.” (Dedicated to Daemon8666 who demanded a surprise at Read More ...

Candice Swanepoel is Too Skinny For Victoria’s Secret

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 11:10 AM PDT

   
If you’re wondering that sound you’re hearing is, it’s thousands of “real women” clapping their bacon cheeseburgers together after hearing Candice Swanepoel might be fired from Victoria’s Secret for looking too skinny at its 2011 Swimwear launch this week. E! News reports: Like all Angels, Swanepoel, 22, is expected to be “healthy and muscular,” according to Read More ...

So Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Are Back Together

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 10:48 AM PDT

   
Apparently Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are just going to pretend she didn’t bang his best friend because here they are at Starbucks yesterday looking like a normal married couple going through the motions while dying a little more each day inside. That, or she’s really fucking with his head as payback for knocking her Read More ...

Audrina Patridge in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 09:44 AM PDT

   
RELEASE THE WONKEN!! - Kourtney is the only Kardashian that feels weird getting paid for sex. - Adam Lambert ruined Lady Gaga’s birthday party. - Grey’s Anatomy basically turned Sophie’s Choice into the musical it always should have been. - Kate Upton is somehow selling purses here. - On the downside, she is probably Read More ...

Jon Hamm Needs to Go Back to Work

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 09:00 AM PDT

   
With Mad Men Season 5 officially delayed until 2012 – Filming typically begins in April or May. – Jon Hamm has suddenly found himself with a shitload of free time and is apparently going to use it to let himself go and lounge around looking like this. Call me old-fashioned, but I like to see Read More ...

Lindsay™: ‘I Don’t Drink, You Guys!’

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 08:26 AM PDT

   
Because she’s always been a reliable and trustworthy source, Lindsay Lohan wants everyone to know she wasn’t drunk in the photos of her falling down outside the Motor City Bar in Manhattan. She was simply hanging out outside a bar, swapping jokes and making sure the sidewalk still smells like hobo urine. That’s all. TMZ Read More ...
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