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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.4.11
- The Situation is Classically Handsome
- Justin Timberlake is Doing Olivia Wilde Now
- There’s a Miley Cyrus Sex Doll Now
- Brooklyn Decker Brought These to the ACMs and Other News
- Lindsay™ Might Be in Superman
- Why the Hell Were These People at The Kids’ Choice Awards?
- Miley Cyrus Loves Rebecca Black Now
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.4.11 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 02:25 PM PDT    Welcome to today’s installment of The Crap We Missed brought to you by a grant from the Halle Berry’s Breasts Foundation. Kicking the week off we have Heidi Montag showing her mask in public again, Bradley Cooper just completely letting himself go now that he’s single, Lawrence Fishburne really wants you to know how big Read More ... |
| The Situation is Classically Handsome Posted: 04 Apr 2011 01:38 PM PDT    Against all logic and reason, The Situation might have made $5 million last year, but apparently decided GTDL doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. Namely the one encased in a yellow tomb of filth. “Let me outta here! I’ve seen things, man! I’ve seen things. Don’t make me go in Pauly D’s ass again, please, Read More ... |
| Justin Timberlake is Doing Olivia Wilde Now Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:16 PM PDT    After plowing through Olivia Munn, Mila Kunis and Amanda Seyfried, the officially single Justin Timberlake has reportedly moved on to Olivia Wilde, according to People: The Now costars hit The Roxbury in Hollywood Saturday night, and snuggled together in the VIP section until 1 a.m., when Timberlake, 30, requested they move to the patio so he Read More ... |
| There’s a Miley Cyrus Sex Doll Now Posted: 04 Apr 2011 10:27 AM PDT    By popular demand, here’s the new Miley Cyrus sex doll with it’s not-at-all-creepy-product-name “Finally Mylie!” According to The Sun, it sold out within 48 hours of going on sale, so I believe I speak for a deeply concerned America when I say, “They’re all in Billy Ray’s End Times Read More ... |
| Brooklyn Decker Brought These to the ACMs and Other News Posted: 04 Apr 2011 09:55 AM PDT    - Denise Richards left the country to avoid Charlie Sheen’s show. - Johnny Depp slimes a bunch of kids in the face with his hose. Nothing wrong here. - Reese Witherspoon sold her wedding pictures to People. - Meanwhile, Ryan Phillipe took Amanda Seyfried to Paris: City of Oops! I knocked up my ex Read More ... |
| Posted: 04 Apr 2011 08:48 AM PDT    If you consider “sources close to Lindsay Lohan” to be someone besides her mom talking in a fake British accent, apparently she’s is talks to star in Zack Snyder’s Superman: Man of Steel, according to RadarOnline: “Lindsay plans to return from New York on Wednesday and meet with producers and read with an actor who is Read More ... |
| Why the Hell Were These People at The Kids’ Choice Awards? Posted: 04 Apr 2011 07:57 AM PDT    Because there is nothing more dark and edgy than Nickelodeon, Taylor Momsen showed up at the Kids’ Choice Awards Saturday night just to make sure everyone knows how little she gives a shit about it or however emo logic works. X = Sulk a lot? I have no fucking clue. Anyway, she wasn’t the only Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Loves Rebecca Black Now Posted: 04 Apr 2011 07:12 AM PDT    Last week, Miley Cyrus just assumed she’s Miley Cyrus and can say whatever the hell she wants about whoever the hell she wants, particularly Internet flash-in-the-pans like Rebecca Black. Except after saying, “You shouldn’t just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour,” Satan revealed himself by somehow causing Miley Read More ... |
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