Monday, April 11, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.11.11

Posted: 11 Apr 2011 12:45 PM PDT

   
Welcome to the Monday edition of The Crap We Missed: Now with way, way less boob than the last time. I’m talking negative boobs. Anyway, January Jones smuggles McDonald’s into Lakers games ’cause she’s fancy. Sandra Bullock actually smiled. Madonna is green now. Sean Penn is ready for that snowstorm, Malibu. Hugh Hefner is probably Read More ...

Selma Blair is Pregnant, You Jerks

Posted: 11 Apr 2011 12:00 PM PDT

   
When you’re pregnant the last thing you want is to be reminded how grotesquely huge you are, so of course, Selma Blair found herself standing next to Alessandra Ambrosio over the weekend. For those of you who don’t know who she is, Alessandra is not only a supermodel, but also a mother who shat out Read More ...

Tom Cruise Lets Katie Holmes Drive

Posted: 11 Apr 2011 11:08 AM PDT

   
Setting aside the distance between the pedals and his feet, is Tom Cruise letting Katie Holmes drive really the best idea here? He might as well have taken her out back and shown her the gopher hole that runs under the compound wall. “And what’s really interesting is how the soil blocks the signal to Read More ...

Natalie Portman Quit Being a Vegan

Posted: 11 Apr 2011 09:45 AM PDT

   
By the way this news has been breathlessly reported over the past hour you’d just assume the Earth has spun off its axis, or worse, Charlie Sheen came up with a new catchphrase. Anyway, Natalie Portman has apparently given up being a vegan while pregnant, but only to become just a regular old vegetarian, so Read More ...

Amanda Seyfried & Ryan Phillippe Are Wasted and Other News

Posted: 11 Apr 2011 09:30 AM PDT

   
- Hulk Hogan just won my heart all over again for the very first time. - Vanessa Hudgens hates the Internet now. - Dennis Quaid reveals coke was big in the 80’s. Who knew? - Michael Shannon will fight the British Superman. - Christie Brinkley and her 57 year old hotness. Read More ...

Kate Bosworth is Topless

Posted: 11 Apr 2011 08:29 AM PDT

   
“Say I was the worst Lois Lane, willya? Take that ocean! Pew pew pew!” Because I feel bad about those Kathy Griffin pics (I don’t.), here’s Kate Bosworth going for a topless swim in Mexico yesterday where she surprisingly produced breasts despite looking like this in August. I just assumed a slight breeze carried her into Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Got Booed Again, Really Wants His Old Job Back

Posted: 11 Apr 2011 07:49 AM PDT

   
“Did someone say moonshine?” Despite a winning, hillbilly grin that makes me wonder what kind of sad world we live in where a man this handsome has to pay for sex, Charlie Sheen couldn’t win over the crowd at Radio City Music hall Friday night and was, again, booed offstage after whining about getting his old Read More ...

Kathy Griffin’s in a Bikini Again

Posted: 11 Apr 2011 07:10 AM PDT

   
Here’s Kathy Griffin continuing her bikini assault on Hawaii which is convenient because just this morning I was trying to remember the last time my penis rocketed back into my pelvis like a frightened turtle on speed. Which would be now, and don’t worry, it eventually comes out after I lay a piece of lettuce Read More ...

Lindsay™ Hid in The Closet From Her Dad

Posted: 11 Apr 2011 06:44 AM PDT

   
Lindsay Lohan reportedly hid in the closet this weekend while her father Michael Lohan was outside her apartment looking in the windows and “trying to break in,” according to TMZ: We’re told MiLo was also staring in the back windows of her Venice apartment, trying to spot Lindsay inside, and began banging on the windows. We’re told Read More ...
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