Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.13.11

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 01:37 PM PDT

   
SURI: Stand back, faggot! Mother and I shall vanquish these foes. TOM: It’s “daddy,” young lady. SURI: SILENCE! The Crap We Missed: Brought to you by The Xenu Child Warrior Center. A Learning Place. - The Superficial Click Here to Start The Gallery Photos: Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN Read More ...

Catherine Zeta-Jones is Bipolar! Of Course.

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 01:35 PM PDT

   
In a shocking twist to the Michael Douglas beating cancer story, Catherine Zeta-Jones reportedly checked herself into a mental institution to deal with a bipolar disorder that no one knew she had until now. ABC News reports: “After dealing with the stress of the past year, Catherine made the decision to check in to a mental Read More ...

I’ll Pick My Own ‘World’s Most Beautiful Woman.’ Thanks.

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 01:34 PM PDT

   
Suck it, People. Photos: Getty, Splash News Read More ...

Lady Gaga: ‘Living in Hollywood is Like Doing Kegels’

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 11:37 AM PDT

   
Lady Gaga appears in the Fashion Issue of Harper’s Bazaar where along with decrying plastic surgery as “promoting insecurity” – Because eating disorders are so much better. – she also described moving to LA which is apparently like the tightening and un-tightening of a woman’s vagina: “I had all these number-one records, and I had sold Read More ...

Justin Bieber is Fulfilling Prophecies Now

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 10:29 AM PDT

   
In case there wasn’t enough evidence that Justin Bieber truly is the Messiah sent to earth from… Canada, he’s in Israel right now where, according to the New York Times, he’s either afraid of going near children blown up by rockets because he’s a pansy (It’s only a rocket.), or he wants to but that Read More ...

Scarlett Johansson’s Rep: ‘My Client is the Victim of Angles and Weird Shirts’

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 09:58 AM PDT

   
Because I’m brave enough to not know the difference between pregnancy and a beer gut, I speculated yesterday that Scarlett Johansson might be pregnant with Sean Penn’s child after seeing photos of them jogging together. Turns out the person Scarlett pays to make her look good took particular exception with that and ran to People Read More ...

Rachel Uchitel in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 09:57 AM PDT

   
“This looks worth a $100 million divorce settlement.” – Tiger Woods’ erection. - Kim Kardashian is Jennifer Love Hewitt now. - Michael Douglas is probably not a huge fan of greed now. - Jennifer Lopez is the world’s most beautiful woman. Apparently People magazine isn’t familiar with Minka Kelly or anyone under 40 in general. Read More ...

Lindsay™ Just Showed Up to the Gotti Press Conference

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 07:59 AM PDT

   
Lindsay Lohan was recently reported to be up for the role of Victoria Gotti in the John Gotti biopic Gotti: Three Generations starring John Travolta. Except it turns out she’s only in the very early stages of talks, but that didn’t stop her flapjack titties from just showing up to the press conference in New Read More ...

Bradley Cooper is The Crow Now

Posted: 13 Apr 2011 07:07 AM PDT

   
“Does this Crow person enjoy polo? Because I like polo.” After Brandon Lee died filming the original Crow, every single sequel sucked to the point that the last one went straight to video and somehow starred Edward Furlong. So naturally Hollywood wants to remake the first one to capture all that magic money and are already Read More ...
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