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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.18.11
- CONFIRMED: Lindsay Lohan Booted From Community Service, But Won’t Go To Jail
- Hey… Hey, Madonna…
- The Situation Kicked Out Of Apple Store For Cutting In Line
- Jennifer Aniston Wore This To Empower Women
- Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini and Other News
- God Wants Selena Gomez Dead
- Steven Seagal is Patrolling The Border
- Demi Moore Is Still Wearing Her Wedding Ring, Also Dying
- Who Wants To See Shia LaBeouf Get Punched By A Shirtless Fat Guy?
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.18.11 Posted: 18 Oct 2011 01:15 PM PDT    “Yeah, wildlife. Get out of my boudoir!” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Laura Vandervoort‘s turn to be a lizard-woman.. thing, Bar Refaeli selling me no less than 800 Arrow shirts, black guys saying it all with their microphone clips now and I want one of these for Christmas. Not the book. Oh, Read More ... |
| CONFIRMED: Lindsay Lohan Booted From Community Service, But Won’t Go To Jail Posted: 18 Oct 2011 12:30 PM PDT    Last week we learned that Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of her community service program at a women’s shelter which she naturally tried to lie about because the first minutes of her life involved crawling out of Dina Lohan‘s uterus. Turns out she actually did get booted – of course – for never showing up, Read More ... |
| Posted: 18 Oct 2011 12:00 PM PDT    I can see your face. *sucks her dark magic into a genie bottle* Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast NewsRead More ... |
| The Situation Kicked Out Of Apple Store For Cutting In Line Posted: 18 Oct 2011 11:15 AM PDT    “Yo, girl, whatchoo mean I gotta pay extra for tetherin’?” A surprising amount of you wrote in about this one, so here’s a story about The Situation getting kicked out of the Apple Store in Vegas presumably during a break from haute couture lollipop design. Via Gizmodo: The Situation, from the MTV hit freak show Read More ... |
| Jennifer Aniston Wore This To Empower Women Posted: 18 Oct 2011 10:30 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy Last night was Elle‘s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute. Each year the magazine honors several already publicly-lauded rich and famous women for basically just doing their jobs and being attractive at the same time. This is an important event, however, because it gives them a great opportunity to show up Read More ... |
| Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 18 Oct 2011 10:00 AM PDT |
| Posted: 18 Oct 2011 08:57 AM PDT    A 46-year-old Seattle man is apparently receiving instructions from God to murder Selena Gomez, so just assume she got to close to the truth about the His fling with Aunt Jemima and the resulting love-child. Big G love that dark maple syrup. TMZ reports: According to the declarations of Selena and her lawyer, Blair Berk Read More ... |
| Steven Seagal is Patrolling The Border Posted: 18 Oct 2011 08:15 AM PDT    When Photo Boy posted a pic of Steven Seagal visiting the Texas/Mexico border in yesterday’s The Crap We Missed, I just assumed he was filming some sort of segment for his reality show and/or really, really wanted a taco. Turns out he’s actually a legitimate deputy now and has taken it upon himself to protect Read More ... |
| Demi Moore Is Still Wearing Her Wedding Ring, Also Dying Posted: 18 Oct 2011 07:06 AM PDT    A walking skeleton claiming to be Demi Moore attended the premiere of Margin Call last night where it still wore its wedding band suggesting it hasn’t shunned Ashton Kutcher from its bony loins. It also had on a Kabbalah bracelet, imbued with magic powers. In fact, just looking at it caused me to want just Read More ... |
| Who Wants To See Shia LaBeouf Get Punched By A Shirtless Fat Guy? Posted: 18 Oct 2011 06:28 AM PDT    TMZ has obtained footage of what looks like a drunken Shia LaBeouf getting his face pounded in by a random, shirtless fat guy and this is pretty much all that’s known: It’s unclear exactly what provoked the attack — but we’re told Shia originally got into it with the man inside a bar called Cinema Read More ... |
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