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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.26.11
- Snooki Wrote Another Book. Of Course.
- Joe Manganiello Banged This Whole Airport
- Lindsay Lohan Went Full Frontal For Playboy Shoot
- Bruce Willis Knocked Up His Wife
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Should Only Wear Those Bandage Dresses and Other News
- Amy Winehouse Drank Herself To Death? That Can’t Be Right
- Lindsay Lohan Brought Little Sister Ali To Playboy Shoot
- Superman Doesn’t Like Shirts
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.26.11 Posted: 26 Oct 2011 01:00 PM PDT    “I’m trying, black microphone! Stupid Botox…” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring another Charles and Di moment – “Oh, how dreadful, right into the Dyson sweeper. Confound it’s ergonomics!” – Kim Kardashian still wearing pants her ass has no business being in (Feel free to apply this statement to anything short of a Read More ... |
| Snooki Wrote Another Book. Of Course. Posted: 26 Oct 2011 12:00 PM PDT    Following up on the New York Times bestselling success of A Shore Thing – Those words just happened. – Snooki is currently promoting her latest book Confessions of a Guidette where she enriches readers’ lives by inviting them to join the “Snooki Style Revolution.” So for your edification, here are some nuggets of wisdom from Read More ... |
| Joe Manganiello Banged This Whole Airport Posted: 26 Oct 2011 11:15 AM PDT    Since everyone who loves breasts was treated to two of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s, it’s only fair that I double-up on the shirtless Superman action with a little Joe Manganiello who’s out there using his new single status to plow his way through America. And where is the Skarsgard? He’s at home– washing his tights! AHAHAHA! Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Went Full Frontal For Playboy Shoot Posted: 26 Oct 2011 10:15 AM PDT    So Lindsay Lohan is really, really, really fucking broke, is how I read this. TMZ reports: TMZ has learned, the actress will BARE ALL in her upcoming spread … i.e. the holy trifecta … or as one source close to Playboy put it, “boobs, ass, and vag.” … Reports circulated Lindsay would pull one of Read More ... |
| Bruce Willis Knocked Up His Wife Posted: 26 Oct 2011 10:00 AM PDT    While Ashton Kutcher‘s wayward wang continues to remind Demi Moore she’s going to die much, much sooner than him, I’m talking decades earlier, her ex Bruce Willis is on the complete opposite end of the marriage spectrum where he’s celebrating the miracle of life by putting a baby in his wife Emma Heming, according to Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Should Only Wear Those Bandage Dresses and Other News Posted: 26 Oct 2011 08:45 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - The Michael Moore Problem. - Chaz Bono‘s assault on Christian Americans has finally ended. - James Franco‘s ass is on the cover of a magazine now. - Sarah Jessica Read More ... |
| Amy Winehouse Drank Herself To Death? That Can’t Be Right Posted: 26 Oct 2011 08:06 AM PDT    For those of you just joining the “boring Internet” after wrapping up your daily porn calisthenics – Pretend I’m the only who does that at work and I’ll shoot you in the thorax. – Amy Winehouse‘s cause of death has been officially determined as over-consumption of alcohol. Five times the legal limit to be exact, Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Brought Little Sister Ali To Playboy Shoot Posted: 26 Oct 2011 07:10 AM PDT    “And then this morning, this scarf had sugar all over it. I swear the maid is wearing them while eating donuts, but if I could just prove it…” Because a family that stares at each other’s freckle curtains, stays together, Lindsay Lohan apparently brought her little sister Ali to her recent Playboy shoot and of Read More ... |
| Posted: 26 Oct 2011 06:11 AM PDT    Here’s Henry Cavill filming scenes for Zack Snyder’s Superman: Man of Steel which apparently features a homeless Superman who’s not afraid to let poverty stop him from daily physical exercise, so I guess that counts as more “dark and edgy.” Although personally I’d like to see more cutting people with tin cans action. I like Read More ... |
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