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- Beyonce Takes Pity on Us, Dispels Baby Rumors For One Night
- ‘Real Housewives’ Mom Gets Married Over NYE Amid Strippers, Beer, and Twitter
- The New Punk’d Looks More Immature And Less Funny Than The Old One
- Tom Felton’s Vacation Pictures Are the New Year’s Best Discussion Pieces
- Lady Gaga’s New Year’s Eve Kissing Partner Was Mayor Bloomberg
- Crushable Quotable: People Mistake War Horse‘s Emily Watson For Harry Potter Star Emma Watson
- Life Lessons From Kourtney And Kim Kardashian: How NOT To Out Your Gay Friend
- New Couple Alert: Jason Sudeikis Is Dating Olivia Wilde
| Beyonce Takes Pity on Us, Dispels Baby Rumors For One Night Posted: 02 Jan 2012 11:11 AM PST On New Year’s Eve, when she could have stayed in and ordered Chinese, a still pregnant Beyonce took one for her fans and went out to dinner, giving us hard evidence she’s yet to give birth. Yes, little Tiana May Carter was no more than a tabloid fantasy, and we now know Beyonce and Jay-Z’s child will not be getting any turquoise birthstone jewelry. Beyonce and Jay-Z celebrated the New Year by eating at Buttermilk Channel, a super fancy restaurant in Brooklyn. The paparazzi haven’t come out with any pictures of the couples’ plates, but we do know they could have chosen from foodstuffs like pickled grapes and duck meatloaf. You know those pregnancy cravings, always making expectant mothers long for pickles and ice cream and duck meatloaf. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| ‘Real Housewives’ Mom Gets Married Over NYE Amid Strippers, Beer, and Twitter Posted: 02 Jan 2012 11:12 AM PST Post from: Crushable  |
| The New Punk’d Looks More Immature And Less Funny Than The Old One Posted: 02 Jan 2012 10:18 AM PST Judging from this preview, MTV‘s Punk’d should’ve stayed in 2007 with Ashton Kutcher‘s obnoxious trucker hats. It’s always going to be an early-aughts treasure, and trying to revive it in 2011 with new celebrity hosts only reminds us that you can’t capture lightning in a bottle twice. But try they will: Now, instead of Ashton targeting his celebrity pals in each meticulously-planned prank, you have half-assed nonsense conducted by Justin Bieber, Kellan Lutz, and Dax Shepard depending on the week. Signs that your show is a shadow of its former self: When Miley Cyrus is the one plotting a trick on Khloe Kardashian. In this clip (via ONTD), Miley and Kelly Osbourne (who’s also in on the prank) invite Khloe over for a girls’ night in, but their delivery guy… needs to use the bathroom… then gets his balls stuck in his zipper. Um, OK? This is a ninth-grade prank, and a pretty lame one at that. Here’s what made the original “punks” funny: 1) They took place in public: At Justin Timberlake‘s home, on the set of The Rock‘s new movie, in a dressing room with Eliza Dushku. 2) If the punks were true, they’d actually affect the stars’ reputations. 3) The consequences were big and in turn inspired panicked, hysterical overreactions. By contrast, this punk looks like it’s a minor inconvenience, something that the notoriously-TMI Khloe would tweet about with a laugh during. The only way that Khloe might be worried about this would be if part of the joke was the delivery guy threatening to tweet about her being a bitch or about hooking up with her, or something that would make her look bad to her fans. Punk’d is set to return on March 19; rumor has it that Justin Bieber just pulled a prank on Taylor Swift on New Year’s Eve a few days ago. That’s another thing—Punk’d had its heyday right before Twitter became ubiquitous among celebrities. Can MTV really hold them to non-disclosure agreements when they could just tweet “OMG Biebs totally punk’d me!!” instead and ruin the surprise? Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Tom Felton’s Vacation Pictures Are the New Year’s Best Discussion Pieces Posted: 02 Jan 2012 10:16 AM PST
The snap-shot was taken in Miami as Tom hung out with his girlfriend Jade Olivia (aka Draco’s wife glimpsed at the tail end of the final Potter movie, Astoria Greengrass). Greengrass? J.K. Rowling, much as I love her, must have really run out of names by the time she got to the epilogue. I also learned a little about fashion from Jade Olivia. Apparently bathing suits can be accessorized with necklaces and bracelets. I normally pair mine with ratty gym shorts and a baseball cap.The more you know.
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| Lady Gaga’s New Year’s Eve Kissing Partner Was Mayor Bloomberg Posted: 02 Jan 2012 10:10 AM PST
She also kissed the giant button that pretends to control the ball, because why not? Then she performed a few numbers in a sparkly cat suit and head cage: Delightful. (Via Styleite) Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Crushable Quotable: People Mistake War Horse‘s Emily Watson For Harry Potter Star Emma Watson Posted: 02 Jan 2012 09:12 AM PST
(I was about to write about how this was ironic considering that Emily always plays the quiet-wife character in movies like Match Point… only to realize that I’m thinking of Emily Mortimer. So really this woman is a chameleon, if she can be mistaken for at least two other actresses.) Indeed, if you Google “Emily Watson,” one of the first auto-results is “Emily Watson Hermione”; people are easily fooled by similar-sounding names. When the Moviefone interviewer brings it up while talking to Emily about her new film War Horse – in which she plays the mother of the boy (Jeremy Irvine) who follows his horse onto the battlefield — it seems as if he’s just kidding, only for Emily to totally validate the question:
No word yet on how Burberry model and fashion inspiration Emma Watson feels that people mistake her with a 45-year-old who’s starred in Synecdoche, New York and Corpse Bride. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Life Lessons From Kourtney And Kim Kardashian: How NOT To Out Your Gay Friend Posted: 02 Jan 2012 11:23 AM PST
But we watch Kourtney And Kim Take New York so you don’t have to. And because the schadenfreude of watching their fake marriage unravel is pretty tantalizing. On last night’s episode, Kim and her husband Kris tried desperately to out Kim’s friend Jonathan Cheban, despite the fact that he was visibly uncomfortable every time they discussed his sexuality and clearly did not want to discuss the issue.  So far on this season of Kourtney And Kim Take New York, the sisters have made all sorts of bad decisions, like living together in a huge suite at the Gansevoort Park (despite the fact that Kim’s new husband Kris clearly doesn’t want to wake up to a toddler running around outside his room), surprising their husbands with naked yoga, and leaking on beds after getting oil enemas. Last night, Kourtney briefly forgot she was a millionaire and took up couponing for crap she doesn’t use, while Kim let her husband make her friend Jonathan’s sexual preference the focus of the entire episode. It seems like just last week (it was) when Kim was trying to ruin her friendship with Jonathan by accusing him of writing a tell-all about her (he wasn’t). Rather than smooth things over with her supposed BFF, she let Kris harp on him repeatedly about whether he likes boys or girls. Considering that Kim and Kris can’t actually get along when they’re alone, starting a fight with Jonathan apparently seemed like the right thing to do. And because Kris basically doesn’t like Jonathan and resents shopping with his wife, Kris pulled Jonathan aside during a trip to a potpourri shop to ask Jonathan in front of the cameras if he was gay. Jonathan Cheban might be a silly person, but his response was pretty reasonable:
Here’s the thing about having a reality show: you’re not filmed at all times. If you wanted to have a sensitive, personal conversation with a friend it would be possible to do that privately. But why would a Kardashian do something off camera?
Turns out, Jonathan did look away. But maybe he did that because she’s his most famous friend and he’s not a complete ass? Finally, Kim decided to take it upon herself to find out Jonathan’s sexual preference, and ask him. But the results were still inconclusive. And because this is a world of obfuscation in front of the cameras, Jonathan rented a model to hang out with Kim and Kris to prove once and for all that he is straight.
After this terrible encounter, Kim and Kris’ token gay friend came over to explain to them that this line of questioning was totally rude and unacceptable. And although they ignored him the first time he gave this lecture, they must have realized that the run time of this episode was coming to a close, because they agreed that they were kind of being assholes and should leave Jonathan alone. So in the end, we got to watch Kim and Kris being jerks for a long while without actually finding out any details of Jonathan Cheban’s sex life. Which is probably for the best, really. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| New Couple Alert: Jason Sudeikis Is Dating Olivia Wilde Posted: 02 Jan 2012 08:43 AM PST
The two have been out and about several times over the last few days; they were actually outed at a Kansas University basketball game late last week, when the official KU Twitter account tweeted a photo of them. The fact that that is a tried-and-true rom-com trope is even funnier since both were known for raunchy comedies like Horrible Bosses (him) and The Change-Up (her) in 2011. But again, the question comes down to how the unassuming Jason has had a bevy of beautiful ladies on his arm. After splitting with his wife of six years, 30 Rock writer Kay Cannon, Jason was rumored to be hooking up with his Horrible Bosses co-star Jennifer Aniston. Though he’s jokingly denied it, he’s never flat-out said that they weren’t involved. So where does this attraction come from? A lot of people don’t find him conventionally handsome, and as his 2010 Vanity Fair profile points out, it’s “rare terrain” for tabloids to obsess over a comedian’s sex life: There are certainly exceptions, but for the most part we aren't interested in speculating about whom our comics are diddling. You could read every gossip site on the Internet and you'll never find a story that asks, "Which hottie from Grey's Anatomy is Louis C.K. sleeping with this week?" So maybe it’s that he’s more approachable than the men (Ashton Kutcher, Justin Theroux, Brad Pitt) that his ladies have been involved with. Maybe it’s his bevy of celebrity impressions. Or maybe it’s his breakdancing skills on the SNL skit “What Up With That”: Go on with your bad self, Jason. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
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There are a lot of things I learned from these pictures. First, Tom Felton’s girlfriend looks a lot like Emily Blunt. If a guy wears a striped tank top and coordinating swim trunks he’ll look like he’s wearing an old time bathing suit. And Malfoy looks old! Not in a Daniel Radcliffe or Emma Watson look how they’ve grown way, but legitimately aged.
What do Emily Watson and Ryan Gosling have in common? Both get mistaken for other celebrities! For Ryan it makes some sense that 
This season of Kourtney And Kim Take New York is turning out to be a playbook on how NOT to live your life in New York. The Kardashians have always gotten a lot of criticism for doing little to nothing to become famous, and now that Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce just 72 days after marrying Kris Humphries, hordes of people are annoyed that the Kardashians continue to earn money from their shows and products and 
Almost as quickly as she disavowed her husband for being an embarrassment, Kim embarked on her own journey to discover if Jonathan is in fact gay. So she disrobed in front of him in her closet. If he looked away from her, he MUST be gay. Right?
Of course, Kris could not be satisfied by Jonathan bringing this female to him, so he asked her if she thought Jonathan was gay when she met him. Which is a totally awesome thing to ask of a stranger you just met!
How does Jason Sudeikis keep bagging such hot actresses? In 2011 we obsessed over his relationship with January Jones – mostly because he was rumored to be her babydaddy — and now the SNL star has rounded out the year with a new relationship: He and Olivia Wilde 
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