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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.3.12
- Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver Are Getting Back Together. Why Not?
- Rooney Mara Is Your New Megan Fox
- Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba and A Whole Buttload Of Random Celebs in Bikinis
- Olivia Wilde is Seriously Banging Jason Sudeikis
- Reese Witherspoon Looking Pregnant in a Swimsuit This Time and Other News
- Katy Perry Wanted Russell Brand To File For Divorce Because She’s An Alcoholic Who’s Afraid Of Her Parents
- 2012 Is The Year The World Ends
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.3.12 Posted: 03 Jan 2012 01:13 PM PST        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him Read More ...  |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver Are Getting Back Together. Why Not? Posted: 03 Jan 2012 11:34 AM PST        Arnold Schwarzenegger banged and groped hundreds of women behind his wife’s back, knocking up all of them including the maid who pretended Arnold’s bastard son was another man’s even though the kid looked just like Arnold and somehow always got invited on family vacations without the benefit of being allowed to have genuine, honest moments Read More ...  |
| Rooney Mara Is Your New Megan Fox Posted: 03 Jan 2012 10:20 AM PST        As the marketing machine for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo geared up last month, virtually unknown actress Rooney Mara decided to introduce herself to the world by pulling a Megan Fox and shitting all over her first acting experience on Law & Order: SVU. A job she was obviously way too good for. She’s Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba and A Whole Buttload Of Random Celebs in Bikinis Posted: 03 Jan 2012 08:20 AM PST        I’ll cut right to the chase: I’ve been off for the past three days and I need pageviews to make sure I never have to wear pants and/or physically interact with other human beings to make a living. So here’s Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Jennifer Morrison and Maria Menounos all wearing bikinis over Read More ...  |
| Olivia Wilde is Seriously Banging Jason Sudeikis Posted: 03 Jan 2012 08:15 AM PST        When Us Weekly reported that Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde were dating, like pretty much everything on this site, I posted about it even though I was 90% positive it was bullshit. (Case in point: Is Russell Brand actually real, or did we all just imagine him? Discuss.) Except here’s the two of them together Read More ...  |
| Reese Witherspoon Looking Pregnant in a Swimsuit This Time and Other News Posted: 03 Jan 2012 07:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - LeAnn Rimes wants people to stop talking about her ovaries. (Read: They make her look fat.) - Kathy Griffin in her bra is the reason you never needed to not get your news from CNN. - Garrett Hedlund must be a boob man. - Kyra Read More ...  |
| Posted: 03 Jan 2012 06:07 AM PST        For those of you just joining the Internet, Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry after the two spent months pretending they’re happily married, even going so far as to pump Katy full of booze and fast food to make her look pregnant. Except not really, she just has a drinking problem which is Read More ...  |
| 2012 Is The Year The World Ends Posted: 03 Jan 2012 05:00 AM PST  We’re all gonna die: getting the best advise for the new years from a true friend, love you @GwynethPaltrow @Goop xoxo Die right in the face. Photo: TwitterRead More ...  |
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