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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.4.12
- Paris Hilton’s Made $1.3 Billion Since 2005
- Snooki’s Getting Implants
- Henry Cavill Is Your Lady Porn Of The Day
- Those Katy Perry Bikini Pics From Hawaii
- Ali Larter Looks Like a Great Mom and Other News
- Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Are Engaged
- Sinead O’Connor’s Husband Couldn’t Bear Another Moment With Her Brown Undifficulted: A Love Story
- Amber Rose: ‘Kim Kardashian is a Homewrecker’
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.4.12 Posted: 04 Jan 2012 01:44 PM PST        “Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit breathing hellfire.” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Madonna‘s mountainous trek to consume the Dalai Lama’s soul (Or take her family skiing, tomayto, tomahto.), Al Pacino telling the harrowing tale of how he got two pockets sewed into each side of his jacket and Read More ...  |
| Paris Hilton’s Made $1.3 Billion Since 2005 Posted: 04 Jan 2012 12:55 PM PST        And now for the part of the day where I create an anger in you so deep, mole creatures are left homeless in its wake. (I’ll make it up to you, Jordan Bratman. I promise.) Via Us Magazine: “I’m involved in my products every step of the way. My fragrances are doing really well at Read More ...  |
| Posted: 04 Jan 2012 11:58 AM PST        When Star Wars was finally released on Blu-ray late last year, fans learned that George Lucas had gone back and edited in several ridiculous additions as is his wont. One of them was making the Ewoks blink, a move he’ll later regret after reading this post and realizing the obvious edit was staring him right Read More ...  |
| Henry Cavill Is Your Lady Porn Of The Day Posted: 04 Jan 2012 11:00 AM PST        Someone once told me that chicks dig dudes who are great with kids. Then again, in this post-Sandusky America, that advice sounds a little sketchy, so maybe I shouldn’t have let that guy watch that day care for me while I went rafting with Tom and Huck. Anyway, here’s Henry Cavill arriving in Vancouver yesterday Read More ...  |
| Those Katy Perry Bikini Pics From Hawaii Posted: 04 Jan 2012 09:48 AM PST        As promised, here’s Katy Perry spending Christmas Day in Hawaii without Russell Brand shortly before he filed for divorce for a cornucopia of reasons ranging from her overly-religious parents to an out-of-control lust for wheelchair porn that she could never satisfy. Yup, you just read that. Hollywood Life reports: "Katy was kinky enough during their Read More ...  |
| Ali Larter Looks Like a Great Mom and Other News Posted: 04 Jan 2012 09:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Angelina Jolie‘s life completely changed one day in Sierra Leone, where she shed the trappings of fame, wealth and modern convenience and dedicated her life to volunteerism and service. - And Brad Pitt‘s birthday present is the perfect example of her sacrifice. - Pete Doherty enjoys the Read More ...  |
| Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Are Engaged Posted: 04 Jan 2012 07:48 AM PST        After having sex with Mila Kunis, Olivias Munn and Wilde, probably Amanda Seyfried and pretty much anyone with a vagina who walked past him, Justin Timberlake decided to get back together with Jessica Biel and propose to her because.. he smokes a lot of weed? Beats me. Us Weekly reports: Timberlake, a six-time Grammy winner, Read More ...  |
| Sinead O’Connor’s Husband Couldn’t Bear Another Moment With Her Brown Undifficulted: A Love Story Posted: 04 Jan 2012 06:51 AM PST        When Sinead O’Connor‘s marriage to Barry Herridge come to a sudden end just before Christmas, my world became a dark, empty cage of sadness and depression. Was there nothing true in this world? Was anal not the key to the soul? But, alas, a beacon of light has come shining through, proving that love conquers Read More ...  |
| Amber Rose: ‘Kim Kardashian is a Homewrecker’ Posted: 04 Jan 2012 05:54 AM PST        In her pursuit for Giant Ass Supremacy, Amber Rose has taken her love of trashing Kanye West to new levels by throwing Kim Kardashian into the mix and claiming Kanye banged her while he was with Amber and Kim was still with Reggie Bush. Via RadarOnline: "They were both cheating," Amber, 28, said. "They were Read More ...  |
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