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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.6.12
- Gisele Bundchen Hurt The Patriots’ Feelings
- JWoww Restores Class & Sophistication To The Super Bowl
- Christina Aguilera’s Fat Is Ruining ‘The Voice’
- Rihanna Partied With Chris Brown Again
- LeAnn Rimes Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before, Except Not Really, and Other News
- Gisele Bundchen Shits All Over The Patriots
- M.I.A. Has A Middle Finger. Oh, And Something About Madonna, It’s Not Really Important
- Tim Tebow Banged Katy Perry or Maria Menounos. Possibly Both If He Truly Is The Messiah.
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.6.12 Posted: 06 Feb 2012 01:46 PM PST        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed full of treasures like Russell Crowe eyeing up his Blackberry’s next target, Ray J propositioning Whitney Houston with a career-reviving golden shower, Tim Burton feeling the joy of fatherhood and Ashley Tisdale getting this porn plot all wrong. You order the extra sausage, not deliver it. And here Read More ...  |
| Gisele Bundchen Hurt The Patriots’ Feelings Posted: 06 Feb 2012 12:37 PM PST        And Maria Menounos just made them commit suicide. As the New England Patriots try to figure out how the hell they lost another Super Bowl to the Giants, perhaps they should look into how a team of grown men are apparently delicate flowers who can’t handle one stick-thin supermodel making a legitimate statement. Just seems Read More ...  |
| JWoww Restores Class & Sophistication To The Super Bowl Posted: 06 Feb 2012 11:42 AM PST        And by class and sophistication, I mean summoned Tim Tebow by making a cross with giant glowing dildos and then hanging out with Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra who, judging by this photo, banged later. So, again, way classier than whatever the hell this is. Your honor has been restored, America. Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash Read More ...  |
| Christina Aguilera’s Fat Is Ruining ‘The Voice’ Posted: 06 Feb 2012 10:50 AM PST        Seen here taking her son to a show that claims Michael Jackson is “immortal” yet, somehow, not a single person goes, “Child sacrifice, ‘ey? Not on my watch,” Christina Aguilera‘s weight is becoming the tights-wearing elephant in the room on the set of The Voice, according to the National Enquirer: "Christina holds up production with Read More ...  |
| Rihanna Partied With Chris Brown Again Posted: 06 Feb 2012 09:45 AM PST        A few weeks back, Rihanna and Chris Brown were spotted partying together at the same club, although later reports cleared up it was just a coincidence and Chris was even there with his girlfriend Karrueche Tran. Jump to last night, where the two ended up at the same club again, according to Hollywood Life: Rihanna, Read More ...  |
| LeAnn Rimes Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before, Except Not Really, and Other News Posted: 06 Feb 2012 09:25 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Hot Chicks in the middle of nowhere. Easy, Ben Roethlisberger… - Steven Tyler is why sexual harassment laws (and boner pills) exist. - Kelly Clarkson didn’t forget the words or spontaneously menstruate. Well done, ma’am. - Jesse Eisenberg definitely has the charisma and showmanship to pull Read More ...  |
| Gisele Bundchen Shits All Over The Patriots Posted: 06 Feb 2012 08:20 AM PST        “Shh… Shh… Now you listen to me, Tom Brady. There’s one thing you’ll always have that no one can ever take.” “My waterslide? And what do you mean ‘take?’ Ohmygod, is it in trouble?!” Because Gisele Bundchen‘s friends and family in Brazil speak a strange, non-American tongue, God didn’t hear their prayers which caused Tom Read More ...  |
| M.I.A. Has A Middle Finger. Oh, And Something About Madonna, It’s Not Really Important Posted: 06 Feb 2012 07:17 AM PST        In case you haven’t heard by now, America once again found its delicate sensibilities in a bunch when M.I.A. flipped off the camera for all of .005 seconds (after the jump) during last night’s Super Bowl halftime show which I’m only acknowledging for the simple fact that absolutely no one is talking about Madonna who Read More ...  |
| Tim Tebow Banged Katy Perry or Maria Menounos. Possibly Both If He Truly Is The Messiah. Posted: 06 Feb 2012 06:26 AM PST        “And so science theorizes that this Higgs boson particle- you know what this is getting way too complicated. Just touch their breasts, son. Ol’ Joe won’t steer you wrong.” With God preoccupied exacting His revenge on Tom Brady for publicly humiliating his second begotten Son, Satan was able to score a touchdown of his own Read More ...  |
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