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- Christian Bale bashes film critic, says he’d “like to piss on that guy’s shoes”
- Hugh Hefner explains why he dates women young enough to be his granddaughters
- Steven Soderbergh’s paternity drama is sketchy as hell
- Christina Aguilera threatens to fire anyone who suggests that she’s a hot mess
- The Super Bowl Commercials: which were your favorites?
- Is Lindsay Lohan’s handcuffed “perp walk” happening today?
- Cameron Diaz hand-feeds Alex Rodriguez during the SuperBowl
- Jennifer Aniston is still BFFs with Chelsea Handler, appears on Chelsea Lately tonight
- Black Eyed Peas’ SuperBowl half-time performance: meh or okay?
- Lea Michele’s SuperBowl performance: too sugary or just perfect?
| Christian Bale bashes film critic, says he’d “like to piss on that guy’s shoes” Posted: 07 Feb 2011 08:37 AM PST These are photos from Christian Bale's recent appearance at the SAG Awards, where he looked freshly shorn - sort of. I'm assuming that Bale is getting back to his Batman/Bruce Wayne body, and that he will soon be shaving most of this crap off. Speaking of Christian's yo-yo dieting and bulking up, Christian would like to piss on my shoes. Your shoes too. And mostly he'd like to piss on one critic's shoes, because that critic had the audacity to mention, in his review of The Fighter, that Christian Bale is somewhat known for his repeated body transformations for various films. The critic's words were "trademark weight loss". Which… is honestly one of the nicer ways it has been referenced. Some would call it Bale's "gimmick in lieu of a true Method" or "an eating disorder that causes Bale to binge and purge for a paycheck." Anyway, Christian spoke about the criticism and he lost his temper a little bit. Not as bad as the infamous, taped obscene rant, but it has its moments:
[From The Daily Mail] Matt Damon lost a ton of weight for Courage Under Fire, and then he thinned up for The Talented Mr. Ripley, and then he bulked up for The Informant. Tom Hanks memorably did weight gain and then weight loss for Castaway. There is method to it, and I don't doubt that it is difficult for Christian to lose and gain so much weight for the roles that he takes. But after a while, it does seem like a gimmick, you know? Doesn't it seem like every other film he does has him doing some extreme diet? So should we just say "Oh, that's His Process" or should we begin to question it just a little - "Hey, why do you only take roles that have you doing some radical transformation to your body? Do you have issues? Do you think if you had a healthier relationship with food you wouldn’t be such a surly jag all of the time?" |
| Hugh Hefner explains why he dates women young enough to be his granddaughters Posted: 07 Feb 2011 08:23 AM PST
[From The NY Times via Huffington Post] The article also talked about the future of Playboy, which is expected to be taken over by Hef’s sons from Kimberlyy Conrad, now young adults at age 19 and 20. The journalist admitted he only spoke to the boys briefly but calls them “sweet and slightly spacey,” adding that they “seem a little young for their age.” They must take after their dad that way. Photo credit: WENN and Fame |
| Steven Soderbergh’s paternity drama is sketchy as hell Posted: 07 Feb 2011 07:53 AM PST Last week, I saw the news that Oscar-winning director Steven Soderbergh (Traffic, Erin Brockovich, the Ocean's Eleven films) was hit by a paternity suit. It made me sad, because I thought he and his wife were tight - I have a lot of affection for his wife, Jules Asner, who used to be the cohost of E! News back when I was in college. She was really pretty and a good entertainment journalist, and her red carpet interviews were always tight. The rise of Dame Seacrest has only made me miss her more. Anyway, I didn't write about Soderbergh's paternity drama because I was waiting to see if it was just some random thing or if there was something juicy there. As it turns out, Soderbergh did father a child with a woman in Australia, and he is acknowledging his paternity. BUT - the story is still strange. He and Jules are still together, but they're claiming that they were "separated" when Soderbergh fathered the child, back in December 2009.
[From E! News - two stories] Even if Soderbergh came clean to Jules about fathering a child, is it still weird that Jules would be cracking paternity jokes and that she and Steven are solid now? I don't know. I'm also not sure that I buy this whole "separation" story, but if that's what they're sticking with, so be it. Maybe Jules was initially upset but this other woman is just trying to cash in big time, and Jules is just supporting Steven during this time. Sigh… I miss Steve Kmetko too. |
| Christina Aguilera threatens to fire anyone who suggests that she’s a hot mess Posted: 07 Feb 2011 07:18 AM PST As we already saw this morning, Christina Aguilera was a hot mess at the SuperBowl. I feel like I'm having a Jeff Foxworthy moment (pardon me for this, I live in Redneckville): You know you're a mess when you screw up the National Anthem at the SuperBowl. You know you're a mess when you pass out on Jeremy Renner's bed in the middle of an A-list party. You know you're a mess when you're compared to Britney Spears, and Britney comes out ahead. You know you're a mess when you're constantly drunk off your ass, all the time. Anyhoodle, Page Six has a piece this morning about Christina needing help, but refusing all offers:
[From Page Six] Ha, I had forgotten that Christina has a history of being a temperamental bitch with her staff. That's so funny that people got fired over her People Magazine cover - I remember that cover too. It was awful - Christina was wearing a mountain of makeup, and it all just looked so cheesy and unnatural. Ooh… here it is! Look at her nose! So… she's had a nose job since then, right? Anyway, Christina is a mess. And she's going to continue to be a mess until someone steps in and gives her a series of hard truths. UPDATE: But no one is speaking the truth yet. Christina just released a statement about the National Anthem flub. She says: “I got so caught up in the moment of the song that I lost my place. I can only hope that everyone could feel my love for this country and that the true spirit of its anthem still came through.” What did ou expect her to say? “I was so drunk, I don’t even remember messing up the line”? Photos courtesy of WENN, magazine cover courtesy of People Mag. |
| The Super Bowl Commercials: which were your favorites? Posted: 07 Feb 2011 06:59 AM PST
Chrysler - Eminem’s Detroit I loved this Doritos commercial featuring the little tasty chips reviving a pet fish and saving the day. It had me laughing out loud. Kim Kardashian’s Skechers commercial received a lot of advance buzz, but the result was predictably bad and innuendo-filled. She broke up with her trainer for her shoes. These shoes are marketed to women, right? Then how do they explain this commercial? The Volkswagon Mini Vader commercial was a lot of people’s favorite as it featured the adventures of a little kid in costume doing adorable little kid stuff to movie music. The end was just genius and really appealed to the mom in me. A beaver helps out a motorist in this clever Bridgestone commercial. Kaiser’s favorite douche Adrien Brody somehow made women swoon and cry with his beak nose and crooning, or maybe they’re weeping the lack of Stella Artois beer. It wasn’t a great commercial. Bud Light had a bunch of dogs as party servers in this cute commercial that reminded me of the movie Marmaduke. It kept me watching and the dogs playing poker bit at the end was funny. This Audi commercial with rich people in their gilded jail was a dig at Mercedes that may not have been effective, but was sure interesting to watch. I loved the “release the hounds” bit along with the Kenny G cameo. Diddy starred in this Mercedes commercial that had all the Mercedes in the world returning to their maker. Audi definitely won this one. Roseanne Barr and Richard Lewis were featured in this Snickers commercial that had Roseanne getting knocked down by a giant log. I guess Rosie O’Donnell wasn’t available. Justin Bieber and Ozzy Osbourne were in this futuristic commercial for Best Buy that tried to spoof itself and failed. There are more of Superbowl commercials at Fox News Sports, Spike.com and Superbowl Fanhouse. Update: Here’s more about the Darth Vader kid, who suffers from a congenital heart defect and has had multiple surgeries along with using a pacemaker. He seems like a sweet kid and I hope he’s ok but his stagemom bugs. |
| Is Lindsay Lohan’s handcuffed “perp walk” happening today? Posted: 07 Feb 2011 06:48 AM PST As we learned over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan's crack thieving ways could land her in jail, for real. TMZ's sources have been squawking for days about how Lindsay is definitely going to be charged with felony grand theft for the $2500 necklace she stole a few weeks ago. Now TMZ claims that it's definitely happening today, and now it's just a matter of whether Lindsay gets cuffed and taken in by police or whether she's allowed to turn herself in. Somewhere, Mother Crackhead is plotting a Thelma & Louise-style escape to Mexico with nothing but Ali, Lindsay and a brick of cocaine stolen from Charlie Sheen's house.
[From TMZ] Also - a "source close to Lindsay" (Mother Crackhead) told Radar that Lindsay thinks the prosecutor, Danette Meyers, is "out to get her" and is using all of these legal (crack) shenanigans to "get elected". Meyers spoke to Radar about the cracked-out claims, saying: "The D.A.’s Office has been fair and compassionate in prosecuting Ms. Lohan on her DUI. The same fairness and justice will be applied in determining whether or not to file charges in the present manner. I think her lawyer would agree with this statement. I believe justice was administered fairly and equitably.” Also - remember how Lindsay knew that the cops had gotten a search warrant and everything? Well, Radar has another story now, and it's like a "Behind the Scenes At Crack Central". Apparently, Lindsay is a cracked-out liar, even to her inner circle. I know, that's SO SHOCKING. A source tells Radar: “Lindsay read Radar’s story about the necklace and freaked out. She couldn’t believe that cops had obtained a search warrant for her house. She told advisers close to her that she was never in Kamofie & Company, the jewelry store that she allegedly stole the necklace from. When it was pointed out to Lindsay that there was surveillance video of her in the store, the denials stopped. People in Lindsay’s inner circle say she lies all of the time. Some people believe one of the reasons she does is because Lindsay is trying to be a people pleaser.” Do believe that Lindsay is a crackhead liar because she's a people-pleaser? I don't. I think she's always lying about stuff because she's cracked out of her skull and she's always on the crack hustle, on the grift, and she's always working some angle. |
| Cameron Diaz hand-feeds Alex Rodriguez during the SuperBowl Posted: 07 Feb 2011 06:17 AM PST Something completely gross happened during the SuperBowl - Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez were there, and they were loved up. Loved up to the point where Camy was hand-feeding A-Rod. Like he was a baby bird and she was the mother bird. No, it wasn't that bad, and in their defense (why?), I think Alex's hands were full with other gluttonous pleasures, and Camy was just giving him a taste of whatever she had (popcorn?). Ugh, Cameron, no dick is worth this. I don't even see how Alex is capable of pleasing a woman… but for argument's sake, let's say he is. Are A-Rod/Centaur orgasms worth this? The trips to Paris, the hand-feeding at the SuperBowl? It's a mess. And I'm losing respect for Cameron. Screencaps from the video, additional pics courtesy of Fame. |
| Jennifer Aniston is still BFFs with Chelsea Handler, appears on Chelsea Lately tonight Posted: 07 Feb 2011 06:01 AM PST Below is a little preview video of Jennifer Aniston's appearance on Chelsea Lately tonight - the show was pretaped days ago, and from the looks of the preview, Chelsea is still in major Aniston-ass-kissing mode. Aniston must have some kind special access to the best kind of tequila, right? Anyway, just in case you believed those "reports" that Aniston was trying to "distance" herself from Chelsea Handler - she's not. They're still BFFs. If you have a tiny little Chihuahua, I understand the desire to dress your dog up. Sort of. I still think it's extremely embarrassing for the dog, but I get it when the dog is tiny. I do not understand dressing up a dog bigger than a cat. That's why Norman walked away - besides the overpowering booze fumes wafting off of his mom and his "Aunt" Chelsea. Norman was embarrassed. Dogs get embarrassed. It's mean to dress them up. In other Chelsea Handler news, she's still boning Andre Balazs, so says Page Six:
[From Page Six] Chelsea took her man to Dallas for the SuperBowl? It must be love. |
| Black Eyed Peas’ SuperBowl half-time performance: meh or okay? Posted: 07 Feb 2011 05:38 AM PST Am I the only person in the world who thinks that the Black Eyed Peas are completely overrated? Like, I don't even consider their music to be pop music and radio-friendly. They always sound so disorganized and disjointed to me. Of course, I listen to lots of classic rock and folk crap, so maybe that's the problem. If you like the Peas, I guess you considered their Halftime performance as a career highlight…?
Yeah… I still don't get it. When I watched Nine, I had a moment of clarity that Fergie has an incredible voice, and I think it's really passive-aggressive of Will.I.am to never let her really sing. They always make her do that garbled half-rap thing. Ugh. I did like it when Usher came out though - maybe Usher should have done the whole Halftime show? |
| Lea Michele’s SuperBowl performance: too sugary or just perfect? Posted: 07 Feb 2011 05:01 AM PST Unlike CB, I noticed that Christina Aguilera botched the National Anthem, AND I also thought she looked like she was on something. Perhaps that was because Christina had to perform right after Lea Michele's sober ass performed "America the Beautiful" so the side-by-side comparison was stark. Even though my default Lea Michele position is set on "I want to smack her" I have to admit that Lea was perfect. She was dressed appropriately, she had a backing choir of servicemen and servicewomen (that she out-sang) and she hit every note and knew all the words. Since I tuned in for the opening and then promptly changed the channel, I was struck by one question: Why didn't organizers ask Lea to sing the National Anthem? It's not like Christina's downward spiral isn't obvious to everyone, and Lea has a much cleaner and family-friendly image than Xtina. Maybe the SuperBowl organizers just wanted a bit of controversy? Screencaps of the performance. |
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