Saturday, February 12, 2011

Cele|bitchy

Cele|bitchy


“Miley Cyrus’s new puppy looks like a baby Ewok” links

Posted: 11 Feb 2011 11:29 AM PST

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Miley's new puppy looks like a baby Ewok. [ONTD]
Charlie Sheen: "Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk." [I'm Not Obsessed]
Aaron Carter was at Betty Ford the same time as Lindsay. Ugh. [Dlisted]
Brad Pitt's LA smoke break. He hugged some fans too. [Pop Sugar]
Camy Diaz's face doesn't look so jacked here. [LaineyGossip]
Christina Bale denies that he's drinking and partying too much. [Yeeeah]
The fanboy's take on Fassbender & the gang in The X-Men: First Class trailer. [Pajiba]
J-WoWW flashes her nips in a see-thru dress. [Celebuzz]
Rihanna asks for Chris Brown's restraining order to be loosened. [IDLITW]
Miley Cyrus is going to host SNL in March. [PopEater]
Charlie Sheen has a fanbase. Seriously. [Agent Bedhead]
Chanel Iman looks different, right? [Celebslam]
Justin Bieber bald is… not attractive. [PopBytes]
Amy Adams & little Aviana! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Is Elizabeth Taylor near death? Probably, but she's been through worse. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Did John Mellencamp give Meg Ryan a ring? It doesn't look like a diamond. [Radar]
Selma Blair and her bump. [ICYDK]

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The Olsen Twins are jealous of their little sister’s success

Posted: 11 Feb 2011 10:39 AM PST

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There was a lot of buzz at this year’s Sundance festival over a previously unknown, younger Olsen sister named Elizabeth, 21, who starred in two films. According to the National Enquirer, this is causing some rivalry with her older more famous twin sisters, Mary-Kate and Ashley, 24, who never really made it in films after they did that New York Minute movie in 2004. Mary Kate has had some roles, most notably in The Wackness in 2008 with Ben Kingsley, but her film career never really took off like her sisters is about to.

The twins are boiling with jealousy over their younger sister’s astounding success at this year’s Sundance Film Festival.

Elizabeth Olsen, 21, had crowds abuzz with her starring roles in two films - “Silent House” and the highly praised drama “Martha Marcy May Marlene.”

But rather than being thrilled for her newfound stardom, Mary-Kate and Ashley, both 24, are “filled with envy and regret over their failing to make the transition to big feature films,” an insider told The Enquirer. While the twins have earned a fortune with a media empire and as achild stars in their high-grossing family movies, they’ve never been able to break through to become successful in serious films, as their less-famous sister has now done.

“Mary-Kate and Ashley expected to fall into more mature project as they got older, but sadly that hasn’t materialized…”

Meanwhile, Elizabeth already has another big-time project in the works - teaming up with heavy hitters Robert De Niro and Sigourney Weaver for the thriller “Red Lights.”

Added the insider: “Mary-Kate and Ashley love Elizabeth. But they hate being eclipsed by her.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, February 21, 2011]

The article barely mentions the Olsen Twins’ fashion business, but they’re really raking it in with their high end line, The Row. Kaiser reminded me that “They are legit fashion designers, completely accepted within the fashion community” and that they’re strict about their manufacturing and make sure that everything is made in America. I never got the impression that they were hankering for movie careers, but Mary-Kate has certainly been acting in the occasional film and TV show. It’s not like they need the money, but I could see them resenting how their little sister is suddenly making it big when they saw their film careers fizzle out.

Elizabeth Olsen is shown in the header in an image from “Silent House” and in an image from “Martha Marcy May Marlene” below. She is also shown on 1/22/11. The Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley are shown on 11/1/10. Credit: WENN.com

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Britney Spears talks about her love of Lady Gaga, Madonna & strawberry fraps

Posted: 11 Feb 2011 10:38 AM PST

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These are photos of Britney Spears taking her second son Jayden to his karate class. I apologize if that's not Jayden - I honestly can't tell the two boys apart, so I'm going with Fame Pictures' identification. Whoever he is, he's a little cutie, and it's nice to think that Britney simply spending some time being a hands-on mom is so drama-free at this point. Thank God. Also: her hair is even looking clean-ish. I don't see any rivets or rat's nests, so that's another plus. Good for Brit!

Yesterday Britney took part in a Q&A with her fans on her Twitter. And if you think Britney was actually sitting there and typing in her answers, God bless you. Here were some of my favorite Brit-Brit revelations:

What is your opinion on Global Warming? LOL jk xoxo. But seriously, Lady GaGa??
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she’s a really interesting artist.

what is your fave movie of all time ?
I LOVE Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE STARBUCKS DRINK?!
I love their Strawberry Frapuchino

What is one thing you have yet to achieve?
I’ve always wanted to do trapeze. LOL. And run with the lions…

what did you think about PEREZ HILTON?
@PerezHilton is a real firecracker! His site is a guilty pleasure

I would love to know what you think the biggest misconception about you is?
I’m really just a boring homebody who loves staying home with my kids and thats where i’m the happiest.

What do you think the comparison they make between you and Madonna?
It’s so flattering! I really LOVE Madonna and she has been a huge inspiration for me.

Would you like to do another movie? Crossroads completes 10 years :D
Yes. I love to act and would love to be in a Todd Philips or Judd Apatow movie.

[From Britney's Twitter feed]

Beyond my concerns that Britney simply didn't answer any of these questions herself, this wasn't too bad. Whoever answered made the effort to sound like Britney, especially with the strawberry fraps and Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Is that seriously her favorite movie? I guess it could be worse. She could have tried to impress us and said Citizen Kane. But my favorite was "Does anyone think global warming is a good thing?" I want to think Britney said that. But she didn't.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

Should Colin Firth’s wife Livia rethink her biscuit-flashing sculptural dress?

Posted: 11 Feb 2011 10:02 AM PST

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As you know, I am quite enamored with Colin Firth. I love him, unabashedly. He's talented and tall and handsome in an increasingly accessible way - like, he's getting kind of jowly and he looks like he never diets. It's adorable. One of my favorite things about Colin is his wife, Livia Giuggioli. I like that she's age-appropriate - she's 41 to his 50. I like that she's smart - she writes for Vogue, she's involved in environmental-fashion causes, and she runs her own business. I love that she's incredibly beautiful, but she doesn't look worked on or plastic in any way. Mostly, I just like the way they look at each other. They seem like they still love each other dearly.

What I don't love, however, is this dress. This dress is travesty. These are photos of Colin and Livia at the London Critics' Circle Awards, where Colin took home another best Actor trophy. It wasn't some huge awards ceremony where Livia and Colin should be dressed in their evening formalwear. They were allowed to do something business/cocktail, and have a bit more fun with it. But Livia's dress… God no.

That's the thing with sculptural dresses. In theory, they can be high-fashion, high-impact, eye-catching statements. But in practice, when you're at some big event where your husband is being crowned The King of Movies, don't wear some trapeze dress where it seems like we're two seconds and a stiff wind away from seeing your biscuits. Pardon me, she's Italian, so we'll say that we're two seconds away from seeing her biscotti.

Bad call, Liv. You better bring it to the Oscars, girl.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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