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Would You Give Jude Law A Dollar If He Had A Good Enough Cardboard Sign?

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 09:34 AM PST

Jude Law was caught wandering around London in this eclectic ensemble yesterday. Sneaks, sweats, a sweater and an untucked shirt? What would Alfie say? (Something in an unintelligible Cockney accent.)

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Would You Give Jude Law A Dollar If He Had A Good Enough Cardboard Sign?

Parting Tweet: Bret Easton Ellis Summarizes 2011 Thus Far

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 03:00 PM PST


See, this is how you properly do a satirical piece: by turning your life into a parody of itself, so people are never really sure if you are joking. Well done, Bret Easton Ellis. Say hi to Cecily for me.

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Parting Tweet: Bret Easton Ellis Summarizes 2011 Thus Far

Video: Behind The Scenes Of Willow Smith's 'Teen Vogue' Shoot

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 03:00 PM PST

Remember when you were a little girl and your mom would assure you that, yes honey, it is totally possible to grow up and become a real-life princess! So you’d dress up in poofy gowns, put glitter in your hair, and generally walk around like you were already the royal creature you were destined to become. But of course, your mom was only encouraging your fantasies because you were never actually going to become that princess. Sooner or later you were going to realize your destiny actually lied in ordinary civiliandom and transition into a normal, well-adjusted, unroyal human.

Well, we’re afraid that message won’t ever get through to Willow Smith. The world will continue to indulge her princessy fantasies, telling her she really is the most special snowflake in the world, and one day we’ll look up… and then up even higher, and see that she’s locked herself inside of a turret, with her long, whippaple hair hanging down all the way to the ground. Or at least we think that’s the message of this video.

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Video: Behind The Scenes Of Willow Smith's 'Teen Vogue' Shoot

Video: Chet Hanks Is So Good At Freestyling

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 02:23 PM PST

Tom Hanks son, Chet, goes by the rapper name Chet Haze. Which is good, because you don’t want people to think that your fast-track to fame is somehow due to nepotism. Obviously, you have made it through sheer talent, with freestyling flows like “Uh,” “yeah,” and “I spit too hard for my dentist/and get my balls served more than Serena playing tennis.”

Did he just rap about flossing? Well, at least we know he has nice teeth. Shout-outs to dentists are always nice.
(Via Gawker)

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Video: Chet Hanks Is So Good At Freestyling

Exclusive: Did Megan Nelson's Obsession With Getting On 'Teen Mom' Drive Her And Chelsea Apart?

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 02:11 PM PST

This season on Teen Mom, there was a surprise pregnancy, when one of the stars’ friends decided to follow in her footsteps. In what possibly was a bid to get her own show, Chelsea Houska’s friend Megan Nelson decided she needed her own baby. We already told you about that. But now it looks like Megan and Chelsea had a falling out due to Megan’s desperate grab for attention.

Megan was living with Chelsea for free after Chelsea’s dad got them an apartment to help Chelsea graduate from high school. Yes. This was a bad idea. Because Chelsea failed to get her GED, the friends eventually got kicked out of their sweet pad. And according to our sources, accusations that Megan stole from Chelsea’s family didn’t help their friendship. But Megan’s desperation to get on TV is what continues to keep them apart:

“She really does wanna be just like Chelsea so she doesn’t care, and honestly just wants an MTV show that’s why she had a fan page.”

The fact that Megan is currently pregnant betrays her interest to be on TV. (That and her social media campaign to get her own show.) She may or may not have gotten pregnant on purpose. But she wasn’t dating her boyfriend Cody very long when that happened.

According to our sources, who say they know the pair, Megan and Cody are still together. Because “he is a good ol’ country boy who believes in doing the right thing.”

But MTV isn’t likely to pick up the story of Megan’s pregnancy. And things got even worse after Megan and Chelsea got kicked out of their free housing, when Chelsea’s dad accused Megan of stealing from his girlfriend.

According to one source, Megan denies stealing anything, and the friends are trying to patch things up. But Megan’s obsession with getting on TV continues to drive them apart. Megan and Chelsea have a fan page on Facebook, but Chelsea really did not appreciate Megan creating her own (they’re all deleted now).

When it comes down to it, getting pregnant to end up on TV seems like pretty a far fetched way to get famous. And in this case, it looks like Megan is up one baby and down a friend and a supporting role on MTV.

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Exclusive: Did Megan Nelson's Obsession With Getting On 'Teen Mom' Drive Her And Chelsea Apart?

Video: Behind The Scenes Of Willow Smith's 'Teen Vogue' Shoot

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 02:02 PM PST

Remember when you were a little girl and your mom would assure you that, yes honey, it is totally possible to grow up and become a real-life princess! So you’d dress up in poofy gowns, put glitter in your hair, and generally walk around like you were already the royal creature you were destined to become. But of course, your mom was only encouraging your fantasies because you were never actually going to become that princess. Sooner or later you were going to realize your destiny actually lied in ordinary civiliandom and transition into a normal, well-adjusted, unroyal human.

Well, we’re afraid that message won’t ever get through to Willow Smith. The world will continue to indulge her princessy fantasies, telling her she really is the most special snowflake in the universe, and one day we’ll look up… and then up even higher, and see that she’s locked herself inside of a turret, with her long, whippaple hair hanging down all the way to the ground. Or at least we think that’s the message of this video.

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Video: Behind The Scenes Of Willow Smith's 'Teen Vogue' Shoot

Bad Newz Bearz: Sobriety Does Not Agree With Lindsay Lohan

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 01:59 PM PST

Oh Lindsay Lohan. Your recently sober ass had to go steal a necklace, didn’t it? Now you’re making it look bad for the also recently rehabitalized Demi Lovato, who will obviously be forced to go on a crime spree to match yours. Or at least, that’s what our Bad NewzBearz are speculating this week.


Why are they still at Sundance? Who knows.

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Bad Newz Bearz: Sobriety Does Not Agree With Lindsay Lohan

Check Out Tommy Kearns' Photos Of Non-Virgins

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 01:47 PM PST


It’s long been a theory of ours that everyone on earth’s first-time-story is interesting. Photogropher Tommy Kearns hit the streets to document virginity-loss stories and some of them are pretty nuts. Nerve has the rest of the gallery, so check it out!

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Check Out Tommy Kearns' Photos Of Non-Virgins

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 12:43 PM PST

That’s so Durst. The city of Austin, Texas is looking to rename its recycling program, currently called the Solid Waste Services Department. And the winning entry right now is this: The Fred Durst Society of the Humanities and Arts. (MTV)

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'Real Housewives Of New York' Don't Fight Enough, Lose Their Bravo Time Slot

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 11:57 AM PST

Bravo has created an embarrassment of riches with its Real Housewives franchise. At this point, they could almost air episodes from a different city every night of the week. But the network ran into some drama this week, when it switched the premiere dates of two different shows. Apparently a lack of drama from the cast of The Real Housewives of New York City led Bravo to flip the premiere of that season with the show out of Miami. It seems the New Yorkers have forgotten how to properly cat fight.

Up until yesterday, The Real Housewives of New York City was on track to premiere their new season on February 15. But now that won’t happen until March, and The Real Housewives of Miami will be the next season to go live.

According to The New York Post:

“They wanted the ladies to fight like cats and dogs, but they got along,” said a source. “[But] they are now freaking out that they’ll get fired for being boring and replaced by more fiery women.” Some of the cast members are also frustrated after planning splashy viewing parties at clubs for the premiere.

If fighting is the goal, The Real Housewives franchises aren’t too far from Wrestlemania right now. One thing that could tip the New York series more in that direction? Adding Camille Grammer to the cast. Which is actually a possibility being considered.

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'Real Housewives Of New York' Don't Fight Enough, Lose Their Bravo Time Slot

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