Friday, February 4, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Just Kidding! Kim Kardashian Loves Her W Magazine Photos Now

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 01:00 PM PST

   
Because there’s still people out there who genuinely believe Kim Kardashian is some sort of role model and not an ass mountain of whore lies, here she is entirely reversing her position on those nude W Magazine photos after pretending they lied and exploited her just four days ago. Us Magazine reports: “Looking back, I love Read More ...

Megan Fox Still Finds Acting Work? And Other News

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 12:27 PM PST

   
- Holly Madison can’t bear to watch Hugh Hefner have his diapers changed by another woman. - Gisele Bundchen is giving medical advice now. Oh, good. - Benjamin Millepied is a ballet choreographer and a dick. How unusual… - Miley Cyrus wants to ride a hog. - Tila Tequila is still leaking that sex Read More ...

Gabriel Aubry: ‘You Call My Baby White, Oui, No?’

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 11:40 AM PST

   
Continuing with her Gabriel Aubry is a racist theme despite Kim Kardashian already being an assload of evidence, sources close to Halle Berry are claiming Gabriel used to go “nuts” whenever he read reports that called their daughter black, according to TMZ: Whenever Gabriel would read a story about Nahla that referred to her as “black,” Read More ...

Natalie Portman is Still Pregnant

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 11:09 AM PST

   
Let’s play a game. I’ll point out the three things dominating the Internet today, and then you’ll try to keep a straight face while saying it isn’t entirely fueled by nerd-boners. Here we go: 1. Spider-Man getting butt-rammed. 2. The new Captain America poster. 3. Natalie Portman just walking around with a baby in her stomach. At this point, Read More ...

People Took Tara Reid Seriously

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 09:34 AM PST

   
Tara Reid apparently announced this week that she’s filming a sequel to The Big Lebowski which people took seriously as they do with most things that spill out of a drunken pile of clay that magically walks and talks. Of course, once someone got around to asking the Coen brothers, they had no fucking clue Read More ...

Slash’s Wife Sounds Reasonable

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 09:05 AM PST

   
Despite backstage at an Ozzy concert being a classy and regal affair, Slash’s wife Perla Ferrar decided to prove she’s not the jealous type by kicking a woman directly in the stomach, according toTMZ: According to the police report, it all went down backstage — where Slash and Mrs. Slash were hanging out after Slash performed. Sources Read More ...

Snooki Spent an Entire Day Ewokbating

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 08:32 AM PST

   
So that’s what the can of Pringles is for… When she’s not revealing how often she “shits her pants,” Snooki wants Jersey Shore viewers to know she also spends a lot of time masturbating which is incredible considering how sexy she is. And did I mention the pants shitting? RadarOnline reports: The bombshell came out when Snooki, Read More ...

Kim Kardashian is ‘Extremely Unhappy’ About Halle Berry Custody Fight

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 07:42 AM PST

   
Ever since Kim Kardashian was dragged into the Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry custody battle, I’ve been amazed at how long it’s taken her to jump all over an opportunity to wedge her ass into the press. Then again, I always forget focus groups take a while. Anyway, here she is via Chicago Sun-Times: I've learned Read More ...

♫ Here Comes The Spider-Man… ♫

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 07:01 AM PST

   
Or maybe just that guy. In case you’ve been literally nowhere on the Internet this morning, the new Spider-Man movie has officially crossed the line from unnecessary reboot to the most intricate gay porn since Top Gun. On that note, that noise you just heard was every single exec at Sony realizing they’ve financed a movie Read More ...
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