Friday, February 11, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Stalking Robert Pattinson Now

Posted: 11 Feb 2011 02:19 PM PST

   
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a long, sordid history of scaring men away by forcing them down the aisle along with following the Jessica Simpson Guide to Eating Your Feel Feels. So, of course, she’s also an obsessed Twihard who spends her free time relentlessly pursuing Robert Pattinson, according to Access Hollywood: "I love Edward," Jennifer told Read More ...

‘X-Men: First Class’ Has a Trailer and Other News

Posted: 11 Feb 2011 01:04 PM PST

   
EMMA FROST: So what’s your mutant power? KEVIN BACON: I look like I’m ejaculating in my pants around topless diamond chicks. EMMA FROST: Groovy. (Sold.) - Jon Hamm reading a passage on buttholes. True story. - Arnold Schwarzenegger will finally make the long-awaited sequel to Junior. - John Travolta really wants that “Slave Recruiter of the Month” plaque. Read More ...

Sarah Palin Defends Christina Aguilera

Posted: 11 Feb 2011 12:22 PM PST

   
Because apparently they’re in the business of publishing clear and obvious bullshit this week, Us Magazine ran a story claiming Sarah Palin said Christina Aguilera should be deported for flubbing the National Anthem. Turns out they cited a fake interview from a satire site. Whoops. In the meantime, they’ve since spoken with Palin who, surprisingly, Read More ...

Natalie Portman Has That Motherly Glow

Posted: 11 Feb 2011 11:16 AM PST

   
Here’s Natalie Portman bursting out of an office building with a face full of murder yesterday while Benjamin Millipied takes his sweet old time behind her. This guy seems a little too aloof for a balding ballet instructor who got a chance to bang Natalie Portman, only to do it all wrong by ejaculating into Read More ...

Tom Cruise Needed Those Slaves To ‘Better Mankind’

Posted: 11 Feb 2011 09:59 AM PST

   
As more and more reports of The Church of Scientology engaging in slave labor come out, not to mention hilarious rubbing anecdotes, a former member has come forward with his experience building luxury vehicles for Tom Cruise after being told it was for “the betterment of mankind.” RadarOnline reports: Brosseau, the former brother-in-law of church leader Read More ...

Heidi Montag: ‘I Made All That Sh*t Up’

Posted: 11 Feb 2011 08:50 AM PST

   
Presumably after Sony called and threatened to repossess her new body, here’s Heidi Montag walking back her claim that Jennifer Aniston banned her from the premiere of Just Go With It. Via Us Magazine: “I read that Jennifer had banned me from the premiere for being too polarizing, but I know now that it wasn’t true,” Read More ...

JWoww is Pamela Anderson Now

Posted: 11 Feb 2011 07:36 AM PST

   
For years, Pamela Anderson has been a staple at Richie Rich’s Fashion Week runway shows where she brought a certain level of class and sophistication liken the world has never seen. However, this year, Richie has found a new muse in Jersey Shore’s JWoww which is really, just an inspired choice. Who better to carry Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Twittering Again

Posted: 11 Feb 2011 07:10 AM PST

   
With it becoming more and more evident that she’s going to duck grand theft felony charges – The jewelry store wants the whole thing to go away now. – Lindsay Lohan’s people have let her use Twitter again where she either wants us to know she’d never steal or is in the movie Greenberg. It Read More ...
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