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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.10.11

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:30 PM PDT

   
Seconds before her hair pulled loose screaming, “We’re free! Thank you, Jesus! We’re free!” Welcome to another edition of the Crap We Missed, your daily dose of “What the sh-t is going on here?”, including the un-sexiest see-through shirt of all time, Jude Law turning the back of a limo into a bathhouse, and Jonah Hill Read More ...

Homeless People Just Love Lindsay™

Posted: 10 May 2011 12:47 PM PDT

   
So, apparently Dina Lohan wrote a press release, and RadarOnline ran it entirely as is which is entirely how I’m going to interpret this: “Staffers didn’t know what to expect, but Lindsay showed up and was thoroughly engaged during the day,” an insider close to the situation tells us. Lindsay was ordered to perform a staggering 380 Read More ...

Heidi Klum in a Bikini

Posted: 10 May 2011 11:59 AM PDT

   
Here’s Heidi Klum vacationing in Miami over the weekend and you may notice a disproportionate amount of photos featuring her super-long German butt-crack. So, before everyone all gets bent out of shape, I’m not suggesting we should consider Hitler isn’t dead and has been seeking refuge in it’s lengthy canyon all these years. However, I Read More ...

Katie Holmes’ Rep Claims Pregnant Photos Were ‘Doctored’

Posted: 10 May 2011 10:25 AM PDT

 
Yesterday, photos of a pregnant-looking Read More ...

Charlie Sheen is Going to Be on ‘Entourage.’ Of Course.

Posted: 10 May 2011 09:46 AM PDT

   
If you’ve ever found yourself wondering, “Is Entourage really the massive abortion of shit I think it is?” the answer is yes. Yes, it is. And here’s all the evidence you’ll ever need to support that argument. Via The Huffington Post: Speaking to TV Guide, Ellin revealed that he’s been burning the phone lines, trying to Read More ...

Irina Shayk Was a Mail-Order Bride The Whole Time and Other News

Posted: 10 May 2011 09:45 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Paul McCartney hates his money. That’s how I’m reading this. - Michael Cera will go from funny awkward geeky guy to serious awkward geeky guy. - Alicia Silverstone kid joins the “Just Because I’m Rich Doesn’t Mean I Won’t Be A Social Outcast” Club. - Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield Read More ...

An X-Men Knocked Up January Jones

Posted: 10 May 2011 07:47 AM PDT

   
Seen here leaving the house without a scarlet “A” on her chest yesterday – BLASPHEMER! – the Who Ejaculated Into January Jones‘ Ovulating Uterus Without Protection? Mystery just took another step toward Not Jason Sudeikis, according to E! News: Although most recently linked to SNL actor Jason Sudeikis, January and Jason split in January (appropriately enough), Read More ...

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver Separated

Posted: 10 May 2011 07:12 AM PDT

   
After sticking by him for years and defending him against accusations of groping women throughout his movie career to bolster his chances for governor, Willem Dafoe Maria Shriver has left Arnold Schwarzenegger. The LA Times reports: “This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us,” the statement read. “After a Read More ...

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