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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.13.11
- Victoria’s Secret ‘What is Sexy?’ Event
- Charlie Sheen Responds to Ashton Kutcher Casting
- Britney Spears ‘Mentally Incapable’ of Testifying in Court
- ‘Wonder Woman’ Canceled Before We Even Saw Her Underwear
- Eva Longoria Suddenly Makes Me Interested in Shopping and Other News
- Ashton Kutcher is Getting Paid Way Less Than Charlie Sheen
- Jessica Alba in Another Bikini
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.13.11 Posted: 13 May 2011 01:15 PM PDT    Ah, the Friday Crap We Missed which sadly has a noticeable lack of zoo animal porn, unless this counts as a before shot. We’ll attempt to make up for it by revealing Christopher Nolan’s latest attempt at fucking with the press by hinting at the next Joker, the provocative wardrobe choices of some celebrities at Read More ... |
| Victoria’s Secret ‘What is Sexy?’ Event Posted: 13 May 2011 12:19 PM PDT    “Now, I’m the frighteningly skinniest Angel of them all. Mwah!” And here to make up for three posts on Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen is The Victoria’s Secret “What is Sexy?” event which, looking back on that premise, probably should’ve been in 3D. I suck. Adding… One of these models made $8 million last year. Here’s a Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen Responds to Ashton Kutcher Casting Posted: 13 May 2011 11:33 AM PDT  “In coke-filled day, in hooker-less night, nothing shall escape my Warlock sight.” Clearly, Charlie Sheen has only just now lodged his head out of a goddess’s catcher’s mitt of a vagina because it’s taken him over 18 hours to issue a crazy reaction to Ashton Kutcher replacing him on Two and a Half Men. I remember Read More ... |
| Britney Spears ‘Mentally Incapable’ of Testifying in Court Posted: 13 May 2011 10:56 AM PDT    And welcome to the exact moment she realized this wasn’t a McDonald’s and was tricked into dressin’ all fancy again. Remember Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears former “manager” who consistently drugged her when he wasn’t threatening to piss on the graves of his enemies? Turns out his lawsuit against Britney and her parents is going forward after Read More ... |
| ‘Wonder Woman’ Canceled Before We Even Saw Her Underwear Posted: 13 May 2011 09:45 AM PDT    On the bright side, we’ll always have her Cameltoe of Justice. I call that a wash. The pilot for David E. Kelley’s Wonder Woman was apparently just as bad as it looked in the 800 photos posted online because NBC just passed on the series despite promises of a new costume featuring Adrianne Palicki in the Read More ... |
| Eva Longoria Suddenly Makes Me Interested in Shopping and Other News Posted: 13 May 2011 09:44 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Alex Pettyfer will play Channing Tatum in stripper movie. - And Robert De Niro and Amanda Seyfried will star in a comedy together that will be nowhere near as funny as a movie about Channing Tatum’s past life as a stripper. - Hilary Duff makes up for the lack of Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher is Getting Paid Way Less Than Charlie Sheen Posted: 13 May 2011 07:56 AM PDT    Presumably because of all the scarf-wearing, Ashton Kutcher will reportedly make considerably less than Charlie Sheen’s salary on Two and a Half Men, according to TMZ: Sources tell TMZ, Charlie’s base pay on the show was $1.25 million an episode. We’ve learned Ashton will get more than half — more than $625,000 — but less Read More ... |
| Jessica Alba in Another Bikini Posted: 13 May 2011 05:42 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy Because they won’t allow anyone out of the drunk tank before 9 AM in this town, I’m here to bring you more of Jessica Alba’s pregnant boobs. I know its appalling that Fish would make you wait to get another glimpse at Mother Nature’s blessing, but in his defense was he supposed Read More ... |
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