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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


its Ryan Seacrests girlfriend and not Ryan Seacrest

Posted: 09 May 2011 04:02 PM PDT

Ryan Seacrests girlfriend Julianne Hough was on the beach in Miami over the weekend in a sexy little bikini, rubbing oil on some guy who was not Ryan Seacrest. After that she no doubt spent the rest of the weekend getting sodomized by that guy, and then blowing him, and then getting sodomized [...]

the Justin Bieber vs Marg Helgenberger war rages on

Posted: 09 May 2011 01:56 PM PDT

Last week, ‘CSI’ star Marg Helgenberger gave an interview on French radio, and it turns out that she and I agree; Justin Bieber is kind of a dick. Though her opinion is based on first hand experience, mine almost entirely on spite. “Justin Bieber wasn’t bad,” Helgenberger explained of her 17-year old [...]

Whitney Houston is in rehab

Posted: 09 May 2011 12:01 PM PDT

Whitney Houston has been drinking and doing drugs for about 20 years now, and she's been in rehab twice, once in 2004 and again a year later, but apparently she still has a problem. So with that in mind she is now… A) turning herself over to experts and following their every order to [...]

Monday headlines, with X Factor and secret Avenger endings

Posted: 09 May 2011 10:09 AM PDT

PAULA ABDUL - has officially signed on to reunite with Simon Cowell and be the fourth judge on ‘the X Factor’, because what the hell else is she gonna do. (thr) THORS END CREDITS - had the fourth clip building up to next summers ‘the Avengers’, (the first 3 from ‘Iron Man’, ‘Iron Man 2′ [...]

Eyes up here, Mickey

Posted: 09 May 2011 08:48 AM PDT

Vanessa Hudgens went to the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ premiere at Disneyland on Saturday night, in a dress that mostly distracted everyone from the bucket of makeup she was wearing. Even Mickey Mouse, who later had to awkwardly explain to some kids that now would not be a good [...]

Jessica Simpson is freezing and/or really hot

Posted: 09 May 2011 06:40 AM PDT

Jessica Simpson, her fiance Eric Johnson, her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, sat down for a photo shoot on Saturday in Beverly Hills, where it must have been really hot below three feet and really chilly above that. Later, rain clouds formed around Jessicas waist when the two fronts collided. (image [...]

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