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What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


‘Jersey Shore’ has arrived in Italy

Posted: 13 May 2011 03:42 PM PDT

The cast of 'Jersey Shore' arrived in Florence, Italy, today to film the next season of their MTV show, and if you're wondering how long it took to for them to embarrass me as an American, I'm not quite sure. However long it took for Snooki to get out of the bus. [...]

Cheryl Cole, the new X Factor judge, seems nice

Posted: 13 May 2011 01:45 PM PDT

Cheryl Cole, who will be one of the four judges on the American version of Simon Cowells show ‘the X Factor’, attended the premiere of ‘Habemus Papam’ at the Cannes Film Festival earlier today, and… um… oh, what’s that Cheryl? You want me to stare at your boobs? Oh, gosh, thank you, [...]

Charlie Sheen reacts to Ashton Kutcher taking his job

Posted: 13 May 2011 12:27 PM PDT

Like everyone else, I naturally assumed Charlie Sheen would take the news that he was replaced on ‘Two And A Half Men’ by Ashton Kutcher with a quiet dignity. But, as it turns out, he was a smug, condescending dickhead about it. Huh. That’s really surprising. Charlie tells TMZ, “Kutcher [...]

Britney Spears parents think shes “mentally incapable”

Posted: 13 May 2011 10:11 AM PDT

That headline isn’t nearly as bad as it sounds, by the way. If you don't remember, Sam Lufti is the piece of shit who was always around Britney Spears in 2007. It was her lowest point, after she shaved her head, and he came out of nowhere and took over her life. [...]

it’s pregnant Jessica Alba in a bikini, day 2

Posted: 13 May 2011 07:13 AM PDT

Jessica Alba spent a second day in a bikini down in Cabo, Mexico, and I love girls with big tits, and I've always wanted to see Jessica Alba with bigger tits, but this is like one of those Faustian deals where my wish comes back to bite me in the ass. Like, the [...]

CBS will replace Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher

Posted: 13 May 2011 06:07 AM PDT

It’s just a few days until CBS hosts their upfront (when networks basically stage a huge convention and party and present next seasons shows to advertisers so they buy commercial space now, hence the term "upfront") so it's pretty important that they have a cast in place for the highest rated comedy on television, [...]

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