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- Kimberly Stewart shows off her growing bump in a rare photo op
- Star: The True Blood actors are divas & are competing for lines and women on set
- Emma Stone gets hot for other gingers, she has a crush on Christina Hendricks
- Beyonce’s new music video features lingerie, a tacky gown & a tweaked face
- Gwyneth Paltrow: “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can”
- Megan Fox lifts her eyebrows up to show she hasn’t had Botox
- Jennifer Aniston brings clean-cut Justin Theroux to her Grauman’s event
- Duchess Kate does Calgary in Jenny Packham & cowboy hats: cute or fug?
- Star: Katy Perry and Russell Brand will divorce within four months
- Emma Watson’s frothy Elie Saab party dress: adorable or boring?
| Kimberly Stewart shows off her growing bump in a rare photo op Posted: 08 Jul 2011 08:08 AM PDT Ever since Benicio del Toro's rep confirmed that Benicio impregnated Kimberly Stewart, I've been slightly surprised by how few photo ops Kimberly has arranged of her growing bump. She's gotten pap'd a few times, sure, but I had the mindset of "Kimberly is a famewhore, so she's going to milk this pregnancy for all that it's worth." Could it be that Kimberly is maturing, and that her priorities have changed? Could it be that all of the paparazzi are merely camped out with January Jones's bump? I don't know. These are newish photos of Kimberly and her bump on Wednesday, in LA. Benicio's rep announced the pregnancy in April, probably when she was 3-4 months along? So she's probably 6 to 7 months along now. She's carrying high. As far as we know, Kimberly is still living somewhere on her father's LA property (it's the guesthouse, right?). And the last thing we heard about Benicio, the tabloids just said that he wasn't very happy that Kimberly was pregnant. I'm surprised the whole thing hasn't gotten more coverage, but then again, as I said, Kimberly has really been keeping on the down-low. I feel like there's more to the story, though. I still want to know whether this pregnancy was the result of just a one-night thing, or whether there was (initially) more to the relationship. I wonder if the lawyers are involved, and Kimberly's disappearing act is more about a financial settlement than a maturing woman? |
| Star: The True Blood actors are divas & are competing for lines and women on set Posted: 08 Jul 2011 07:43 AM PDT
[From Star Magazine, print edition, July 18, 2011] They don’t mention Nelsan Ellis (Lafayette), Sam Trammell (Sam) or Joe Manganiello (Alcide), all of whom are in long term relationships. Ellis has been with his girlfriend since 1993 and they have a son together, Trammell’s girlfriend is expecting twin boys, and Manganiello is sadly engaged. So it’s hard to tell who Star is referring to when they say they’re competing to bang the women on set. That’s probably the point, though and this whole story is hopefully crap. (Apart from the detail that Ryan and Alex have sweaty workout sessions together in which they love showing each other their abs.) As for the last episode of True Blood, without revealing any spoilers I have to say the show really picked up steam. Where the first episode this season was too slow and was focused on bringing us up to speed with the various characters a year later, this episode had a tighter plot and some promising twists. I can’t wait to see what happens with Eric! I love him like this, and that’s all I’ll say about it. What happened to the werewolves though? We need some brooding Alcide coming to the rescue. If the books are any indication, and that’s not always the case, he’ll come back soon. (From what I remember, right? A lot of it is a blur to me.) Photos via True Blood Online |
| Emma Stone gets hot for other gingers, she has a crush on Christina Hendricks Posted: 08 Jul 2011 07:39 AM PDT One of our favorite gingers (after Michael Fassbender, Prince Harry, etc) is Emma Stone, and she's got a great new interview in the new issue of The Advocate. Apparently, she has a big gay following, something about her being a tomboy and kissing cute boys that the gays want to claim. Oh, and she's also done pro-gay movies written by gay writers. So, Emma is loved by the readers of The Advocate and she loves them right back. You can read the full piece here - some excerpts are below. My favorite parts are when she talks about how hot Ryan Gosling is and how her imaginary girlfriend is Christina Hendricks (ZOMG, ginger-on-ginger lesbian hotness!):
[From The Advocate] I love her. So, so much. "I may be a blonde at roots, but I'm a redhead at heart." Sassy little thing. Now, who else is having a little ginger sex fantasy starring Emma, Christina and Michael Fassbender? OMG. Hot gingers, mixing it up. Jesus, that's a good fantasy. Now throw in Prince Harry. Good lord. Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Beyonce’s new music video features lingerie, a tacky gown & a tweaked face Posted: 08 Jul 2011 07:01 AM PDT Oh. My. God. Seriously, are there still people who actively believe that Beyonce hasn't gotten tweaked?!? I wasn't even five seconds into this absolutely AWFUL music video for "Best Thing I Never Had" (her new single) when I had to stop the video and just gawp at her odd face. She definitely did something to her nose, but I still thing there's something weird with her eyes/eyebrow area too. BITCH GOT TWEAKED. As for the video… WTF? Michael K is right - it's part Victoria's Secret ad, part David's Bridal ad. I swear the song sounds like the David's Bridal jingle too. Now, I'm not a prude (actually, I kind of am), and I can handle scantily-clad pop stars frolicking around in general, unless they're underage raccoons….but is anyone else just uncomfortable watching Beyonce's tweaked face stare down the camera as she wears this white Merry Widow and garters? Sometimes, Beyonce's videos have a too-close "snuff film" feel, and this is one of them. I feel like we're watching her honeymoon video, in which she was just recorded prancing around in lingerie, singing to herself. And then the out-of-nowhere "video" from "1998"… with Beyonce tries a new wig, remarkably not blonde. This whole music video is utterly bizarre. I guess the video is about a blonde who hangs out in lingerie and wedding gowns all day, thinking about how her ex is a douche? The Jennifer Aniston Story, in other words. That wedding gown is TERRIBLE too. Gold detailing on the bodice, and then those hip ruffles? Tacky. And to make it worse, her veil-tiara is much too big. Everything about this video is a disaster. PS… who read CDAN's revealed blind item about Jay-Z and his alleged 10-year affair with a French model? Interesting, isn't it? |
| Gwyneth Paltrow: “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can” Posted: 08 Jul 2011 06:54 AM PDT Some days, Gwyneth Paltrow just makes me sad. She's just so, so concerned with proving to absolutely everyone that she's the best, most superior elitist out there, I feel like she misses out on, you know, just BEING. Just existing in the world, having fun, laughing a little. I feel like she's always on guard, always assessing the room, always making sure that she's not too close to the peasants, always trying, constantly TRYING to ensure that she is the absolute coolest, the best, the most special. So here's what is making me sad today - Gwyneth was doing promotion for her book in London, and she explained her prioritization of the right kind of food:
[From The Mirror] Now, I don't eat cheese from a can either, but I don't sniff the air haughtily and declare that smoking crack would be a better option. You give me a choice between chicken McNuggets and a crackpipe, I’ll choose the nuggets every time, so I also don't see that big of a difference between greasy pizza and greasy McDonalds. But hey, I'm not a Goop-level snob (yet). Just for fun, let's make a "I Would Rather Smoke Crack Than…" list: I Would Rather Smoke Crack Than… 1. Be friends with Goop. By the way, last year, during an interview, Gwyneth revealed that her daughter Apple had no idea what soda was. I thought this was odd, and I said so, and everyone yelled at me (which is fine). But I still think it's weird that a kid, aged 5 or 6, wouldn't even KNOW what soda is. If you don't want to give your kids soda, more power to you and God bless, but to those of you who refuse to let your kids drink soda: your kids KNOW what soda is, right? More often than not, when Gwyneth is talking about food and how she's raising her kids, while I understand that she's trying to pass on a legacy of healthy eating, it just feels like Gwyneth is actually passing on her food/diet/workout issues (and trust me, the bitch has issues). What's going to happen when Apple develops some puberty puppy fat? Will Gwyneth tell her "You're fat. What's happening to you? I love you, get it together." What happens when Moses wants a Coke and some crackers with canned cheese for his after-school snack? Will there be a meltdown of Goop-proportions? Also: will Gwyneth encourage her kids to do juice fasts and fad diets, like she's recommended to her Goop-readers? Will Apple's memoir be titled "I Ate Canned Cheese, and I Liked It"? Or "My Mother Was Too Drunk To Make The Pizzas: How I Got These Burns From Our Outdoor Oven"? Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Megan Fox lifts her eyebrows up to show she hasn’t had Botox Posted: 08 Jul 2011 06:01 AM PDT
For comparison, this is what Megan looked like just in 2004. Some people have expressed doubt that these photos are even real, because Megan looks so different. I got this straight from the photo agency, where there are many more: And here’s what she looks like now. Her eyebrows make a world of difference, but I see a new nose, lip fillers and possible buccal fat pad removal in the cheeks, although Megan is so little that could just be natural. In response to eyebrows raised over her wacky Armani ads, Megan posted photos of herself on Facebook [via ETOnline] raising her eyebrows to show her remarkable acting ability. She can do sexy, sexy disapproving, sexy surprised and sexy worried. She put these under the (all caps) title “Things you can’t do with your face when you have Botox.” Maybe she doesn’t have Botox considering her incredible range, but check her out again in 2004. (From a different photo agency than the other 2004 photo.) Is there any doubt this girl has had a ton of work done? Photo credit: WENN and PRPhotos. Armani ads via Yeeeah |
| Jennifer Aniston brings clean-cut Justin Theroux to her Grauman’s event Posted: 08 Jul 2011 05:50 AM PDT Oh, goodness. I could analyze these photos for a very long time. On Thursday, Jennifer Aniston attended her Grauman's Chinese Theater hand-and-footprint event. On hand to celebrate? The two most important people in her life, her publicist, Stephen Huvane, and her boyfriend, Justin Theroux. Anyone from Friends? Nope. But her BFF Chelsea Handler was there (mother of God), as was Jason Bateman (cute). So… where should we start? Let's do fashion first. Aniston wore this cute, flirty little Prada dress that was pretty short, but not too low-cut - she only flashed minimal cleavage when she was bent over, doing her handprints. My guess is that she flashed her biscuits to everyone behind her, though. BUT! We should give thanks that it's not black, and that she chose a summery frock in the middle of summer (you'd be surprised with how few Hollywood ladies make that choice). As for her homewrecked lover, Justin… um, I think he looks nice. He looks like an "edgy boy" used to wearing leather and punk rock studs and mangy beards, who somehow managed to find a nice pair of pants, a lovely, clean dress shirt and a snappy tie, and he put it all together. Two things…he's wearing dress shoes, not boots! That's love, people. When I man puts away his beloved boots to wear fancy dress shoes to your event, that means that he cares (or that you dressed him yourself). Second: his grooming. Clean shaven, hair freshly cut, a nice comb over for his bald spot. Not bad at all. Methinks that Justin is totally game for whatever is going down, you know? I'll say it again: he's not John Mayer. He's not some boy who is going to get overwhelmed by "the process" of being Jennifer Aniston's Boyfriend. Theroux knows what's up, he knows what's expected of him, and he's meeting those expectations. Maybe he has his own agenda, or maybe he actually cares about Jennifer. I don't know. But he's playing the game, and he's doing really well. I also enjoy the interplay between Justin and Jennifer in the photos - even though they didn't pose together, he was still seated close enough to the staging area so as to be in the same frame in many of the photos. His eyes rarely leave Aniston - it's kind of sexy. She, in turn, seems to be looking at him a lot to, making faces and "performing" for him, even blowing him a kiss. It's kind of cute, I'll admit. I think it might even be "love". I KNOW for a fact that it's "Aniston's 2012 Oscar Date". As for Huvane - he's the dark-haired guy in the light plaid shirt, the one who is often in between Jennifer and Justin in the frame. I swear, I can almost make out the strings going from Jennifer and Justin's backs to Huvane's hands. Machiavellian bastard. What's his Aniston Endgame? |
| Duchess Kate does Calgary in Jenny Packham & cowboy hats: cute or fug? Posted: 08 Jul 2011 05:48 AM PDT Here are some of the last photos from Duchess Kate and Prince William's Canadian tour, their stop in Calgary. For her arrival, Kate wore this yellow dress by Jenny Packham, who is the same designer who did Kate's memorable blush-pink, sparkly evening gown several weeks ago. I wouldn't think Kate could pull off this butter-yellow color, being a brunette and all, but it works on her, and I even find it flattering. I like the full skirt too - it flatters her slender legs, and I'm not left wincing. The only part of the dress I don't like are those enormous buttons. What the button?!? After the arrival in yellow, Kate donned her favorite pair of skinny jeans, a cute cowgirl blouse, and an enormous cowboy hat, all for a photo op at a rodeo. Kate just has one of those faces where she can basically wear any kind of hat. Very few women have that kind of face, and it's amazing that those ladies who can wear the hell out of any hat somehow find their way into the royal family. I wonder if it's a prerequisite for royal girlfriends? "Must look good in a hat." As for Will… he's not a hat person. He looks like an ass in his cowboy hot. But the duchess was generous to him - apparently, she motioned to the men in chaps and whispered to Will, "We should get you in a pair of these!" OH BEHAVE, Duchess! Damn, girl. You like your men in CHAPS? Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News. |
| Star: Katy Perry and Russell Brand will divorce within four months Posted: 08 Jul 2011 05:42 AM PDT From the very beginning of their whirlwind courtship, Katy Perry and Russell Brand gave off vibes of knowing they were working against the odds of a successful long-term pairing. Still, they persisted in a quickie marriage before Russell returned to his movie star career, and Katy departed for a nine-month, candy-themed, pop-star tour. Naturally, subsequent issues have arisen. He doesn’t like that she still smokes and parties without him, and she worries that he will cheat during her tour. Hence the rumors that they were already seeking couple therapy three months in because, essentially, they got married when they had a free weekend and then resumed their own respective life paths. Naturally, it didn’t help matters that Russell got deported from Japan during one of their rare shagging opportunities. And perhaps it really was a bad omen when Katy developed a mysterious rash during their honeymoon. Whatever the ultimate cause (and I suspect that there are indeed many), Star predicts that tensions (and distance) between the couple are so high that they’ll be divorced before their marriage hits the one-year mark.
[From Star, print edition, July 18, 2011] This story seems to piggyback upon all of the previous questions about this marriage with the flimsy fact that Russell was being platonically (for him) affectionate on the set of Rock of Ages. Do I think that he’s banging this stylist? No. Do I think he’ll eventually bang someone other than Katy? Yep. Other than Russell’s notorious shagging reputation (which, honestly, he seems to have curbed), the distance seems to be the real issue at hand here. While I don’t think that the situation is extreme enough that Katy and Russell will divorce within the next four months, I think there might be some regrets on Katy’s end. Certainly, they were both aware of the fact that they’d spend a great deal of time apart, but it’s always different when you’re actually going through it. If these two are right for each other, they’ll work it out, but we all know that’s probably not the case. Still, I think Katy’s probably too stubborn at this point to reveal to the public that she married (the wrong guy) too quickly, so she’ll probably hang on for at least another year or so. I mean, if they’re already physically “separated,” what use to her is a divorce at this point? Now, when (and if) they actually start spending time together, then they’ll figure out whether or not they get along well enough to remain married. Now, I’m going to go off on a slight tangent. To compare (in the very vaguest sense of the word) Katy and Russell’s situation to a military marriage, a lot of couples can endure lengthy deployments and mobilizations, but it’s the reunion period that causes even more marital tension. Similarly, Japan’s so-called “Retired Husband Syndrome” also illustrates that a marriage can be tested by time apart, but the real definitive element exists in how the couple handles their newly acquired time together. And when this happens for the couple in question, perhaps it will then be time for Russell to realize that Katy is not so endlessly fascinating after all. Photos courtesy of Fame Pictures |
| Emma Watson’s frothy Elie Saab party dress: adorable or boring? Posted: 08 Jul 2011 05:41 AM PDT Even more Harry Potter premiere stuff! I know, it's overkill, but these aren't more red carpet photos (you can see our red carpet coverage here and here). These are photos from the post-premiere party! Little Emma Watson made a costume change from her enormous tulle Oscar de la Renta gown to this sparkly little Elie Saab. Once again, I think Emma pulls it off because of her youth - it's a girly, frilly, frothy little dress on a young woman, and it works. She doesn't even look washed out! I'm not a huge fan of the stiffness of the skirt (I imagine it would be difficult to sit in), but it's not horrible. As for Emma's hair… I believe this is the same (awkward) hair style she did at the premiere. I still don't like it. Does Emma not realize how cute she looks when she just slicks the whole mess down? Of course she realizes it - because she slicked it down for her final look of the evening. That's right, people. Emma had THREE costume changes in ONE night. Behold, Emma's last outfit of the evening, a gorgeous little black mini and black jacket: How great does this look? THIS should have been the premiere and after-party look. So chic, so simple and glamorous. Although… does anyone have any thoughts on Emma thinking she absolutely needed THREE costume changes for the premiere and after-party? Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN & Pacific Coast News. |
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