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- Lacey Schwimmer’s new tatas: improvement or too much?
- Oscar-Date Barbie Stacy Keibler brags about her Christmas plans with Clooney
- Prince William & Duchess Kate named the UK’s Olympic Ambassadors
- In Touch: Jennifer Aniston’s high-maintenance neuroses irritate Justin Theroux
- Kourtney Kardashian dipped a pregnancy test in the toilet after the first one didn’t work
- Demi Moore is “winning” the post-split “race” to find a new partner, sort of
- L&S: Angelina Jolie is “desperate to be skinny” & “refusing to eat”
- Ben Affleck is surprisingly affectionate & lovey-dovey with preggo Jennifer Garner
- Kris Humphries files for annulment on basis of fraud, says he was Kim’s “pawn”
- VH1 has two new Courtney Stodden videos, is her reality show imminent?
| Lacey Schwimmer’s new tatas: improvement or too much? Posted: 01 Dec 2011 08:26 AM PST
[From US Weekly] Here are some older pics of Lacey for comparison. I can’t tell whether she had smaller implants in the past and had them replaced, whether she’s just pushing up and boosting her implants now, or whether these are new implants. I wish Us Weekly would do more than just throw up old and new undated photos and be like “implants!” Still, they’re making our work easy for us so I should thank them. It’s not like I would ever take the initiative to look through photos of Lacey Schwimmer and notice whether her b00bs were different. It takes another outlet and a slow news day to motivate me. She was so much prettier with dark hair. 11/20/08 On 5/30/09. On 9/20/10. So did she have smaller implants here, or was she pushing those puppies up? Also, that full outfit needs to be seen to be appreciated. So does this one. 10/29/10 8/25/11
And here’s Lacey at a recent event on 11/20/11. That beetlejuice dress and those booties are actually an improvement for her. I hate the new dip dye hair trend.
Photo credit: WENN and Fame |
| Oscar-Date Barbie Stacy Keibler brags about her Christmas plans with Clooney Posted: 01 Dec 2011 08:26 AM PST
I haven't seen The Descendants yet, but I will. I already know that I'm going to find it overrated, honestly. I have issues with Alexander Payne, and I'm starting to have issues with George Clooney. It would be one thing if Clooney was just promoting The Descendants like it was a good movie that people should see just for something good to see. But Clooney is shilling it so hard, and he wants the Best Actor Oscar so badly, it's a turn-off, right? I feel like, at the end of the day, people are going to consider Clooney and think, "Well, he already has one, maybe we should give it to someone who doesn't have one already. Like Brad Pitt. Or Michael Fassbender." Part of the problem I've been having with Clooney lately is his dating pattern, and most significantly, his current piece. Stacy Keibler is in the midst of remaking herself into Oscar-Date Barbie, and it's really leaving me cold. Here's Stacy, campaigning for her man, trying to play the game and letting us all know that she and Clooney are FOR REAL because they're making Christmas plans (you can see the full E! interview here).
[From E! News] Sigh… does anyone else really miss Elisabetta Canalis? I told CB that Keibler's shenanigans make me miss Eli, and CB pointed out that if Eli's English was better, she'd probably have been just as annoying as Stacy. I don't know, though. Eli had some mystery, and a truckload of drama, what with having such a seedy past in Italy. Seeing Elisabetta get white-washed was always amusing and interesting. Stacy isn't seedy as much as she is…just… cheap. She just seems so budget, like Clooney went shopping for a new girlfriend in the bargain bins. Her hair is improving, though, isn't it? Clooney finally bought her a decent hair stylist, and they're just doing soft waves and blowouts now.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Prince William & Duchess Kate named the UK’s Olympic Ambassadors Posted: 01 Dec 2011 07:53 AM PST
Catherine, Duchess of Eyeliners and Cambridge, has a new job! OMG, WORK. Whatever shall she do?!? It was just announced that Kate, Prince William and Prince Harry are the "Official Ambassadors" for the 2012 Summer Olympics, which is being held in London. This is Kate's second "job" since marrying Prince William – a few months ago, she also signed on as a patroness to her first charitable organization, which just happened to be her husband's. Considering how the goalposts keep shifting for Kate to sign on to do some actual royal work, it comes as a surprise that they're announcing her involvement in the promotion of the Olympics.
[From Us Weekly] I'm not completely sure what this ambassadorship will entail. Probably lots of photo ops before the games, maybe even some interviews encouraging people to buy tickets and travel to London for the summer, and then once the games begin, William, Kate and Harry will be present at many of the big events. And Kate probably won't be pregnant, right? She's going to WAIT. By the way, I'm actually kind of worried about London for the games. I don't think the Brits are as disorganized as, say, the Greeks were in 2004, but China in 2008 really set an amazing standard for production value and preparedness. Can London live up to that? The FBI is wondering too – there are LOTS of security concerns.
Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN. |
| In Touch: Jennifer Aniston’s high-maintenance neuroses irritate Justin Theroux Posted: 01 Dec 2011 07:32 AM PST
This week's tabloids are actually all over the place on the state of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's relationship. OK! Magazine claims they're totally headed for a Cabo wedding on New Year's Eve. Star Magazine claims that Justin is picking out rings RIGHT NOW and that he could propose any minute. And In Touch Weekly, usually one of Jennifer Aniston's biggest cheerleaders, has a story this week about what a narcissistic, high-maintenance (boozehound?) monster she is, and how her bad habits are driving Justin away. Oh, speak to me, In Touch.
[From In Touch Weekly] I know I said yesterday that I wished Justin and Jennifer well, but g–damn, this is a fun story. Every now and then, there will be a tabloid report about just how high-maintenance Jennifer really is. On one side, I don't blame her at all – she's rich as hell, and that money buys a lot of sycophantic flattery to counterbalance her neuroses (“I want an Us Weekly report laden with anonymously-sourced quotes about my beauty! STAT!”). On the other side, it's funny because she puts herself out there as Ms. Easy-Breezy-Yoga-Girl. What will happen when Justin realizes just how much hipster-street-cred he's lost by getting his nails done with his girlfriend, America's Neurotic Sweetheart? And how bad will the freakout be if Justin continues to take Heidi Bivens' calls?
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN. |
| Kourtney Kardashian dipped a pregnancy test in the toilet after the first one didn’t work Posted: 01 Dec 2011 07:28 AM PST
My favorite anecdote from Kourtney in US is about how she dipped a pregnancy test in the toilet to absorb her first morning urine because the first test she used on that pee didn’t work! Holy face palm. She has no clue that her pee would be much less diluted if she just drank some water and tried again. Kourtney also addressed the issue of how she got pregnant when she doesn’t share a bed with Scott, the presumed father of her first child.
[From US Weekly, print edition, December 12, 2011] So did the second test work or not? She’s so cagey the way she explains it that you can’t tell if that second test was positive. Here’s more from the interview:
I don’t pay enough attention to this family to realize that they filmed Mason’s birth and aired it. (Daniel Craig knows more about them than I do.) They did though, you can watch it here. They show Kourtney’s labor in the hospital and at around 3:40 they show Kourtney giving birth and holding Mason right after he was born. (They film it from the side so it’s suitable for television.) So I guess I know what Kourtney and Scott mean when they say they’ll film the birth of this second child and will “see what happens.” They’ll see how much money they can get for it, because every single thing in their lives is for sale. At least they’re not getting married yet, or more likely they’re just holding out for the best offer. ET Online reports that their wedding is “imminent,” so maybe they’re totally lying here when they say they’re not getting married so that they can sell the engagement news too.
These photos are from 11/18, 11/29 and 11/1/11. Credit: Fame |
| Demi Moore is “winning” the post-split “race” to find a new partner, sort of Posted: 01 Dec 2011 07:16 AM PST
Ashton Kutcher spent the Thanksgiving holiday in Iowa with his family – he tweeted this photo of a cow (and a douche) a few days ago. When I first read that he was in Iowa, I thought, "Aw, that's kind of nice." But then it occurred to me – did Ashton ever go home to Iowa when he was with Demi Moore? Or did Demi and Ashton just always spend the holidays together in LA or on some beach vacation? I think Ashton has spent a lot of time away from Iowa over the best decade? I don't remember ever hearing about him visiting. I think Ashton is a douche, of course, but that must have been hard for him to spend that time away from his family. Of course, once Ashton was in Iowa, he spent that time being swarmed by girls:
[From Us Weekly] Yes, on the other side of divorce equation, Demi Moore's publicist has been dropping hints in various media outlets that Demi is out and about, and being a single lady. Page Six reported a few days ago that Demi had a "dinner date" with a "mystery man" at Tower Bar. An eyewitness claimed: "Demi looked good, and like she was ready to be seen out. She was in deep conversation with her male companion, but it didn't look like a romantic date." And then this happened:
[From Radar] You might think to yourself, "Doesn't this seem very fast? Does Demi need to jump into a relationship so quickly?" Well, don't worry about it. This is Scott-Vincent Borba – photos below. Try to imagine this man kissing Demi Moore. BITCH PLEASE.
Photos courtesy of WENN and Ashton's Twitter. |
| L&S: Angelina Jolie is “desperate to be skinny” & “refusing to eat” Posted: 01 Dec 2011 06:29 AM PST
Last week, some British tabloids decided to pick a fight with Angelina Jolie's bones. The claim was that Jolie was subsisting on 600 calories a day, and that she currently weighs only 97 pounds. In Touch Weekly ran a "follow up" cover story about how absolutely CRAY-CRAY Angelina still is because she and Brad leave the kids with nannies so that they can have liquor-soaked date nights. Sigh… can't you tell that we're about to go full-throttle into another publicity tour for Brangelina? I can already feel the Jolie-induced tension headache coming on. Anyway, this week's Life & Style just picks up where those other tabloids left off. Apparently, Angelina is "desperate to be skinny" and "starving herself," and “refusing to eat." Also, she's “run down, nervous and worried” because of the stress of promoting In the Land of Blood and Honey. L&S changes up her diet too – In Touch claimed last week that Angelina is all about non-cream based soups and tea. L&S says that Angelina's diet is “green tea, almonds, red wine, handfuls of cereal and gummy bears.” Gummy bears? FATTY. So what does Brad think? “Brad’s a country boy who’s into steak and potatoes. He tells her to bulk up on some carbs. She just tells him to get over it.” Er… what? He's all, "Baby, eat some tater chips." And she's all, "STFU I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME." Does anyone really think that is their relationship dynamic? Besides that, I'm still not seeing any kind of drastic weight loss in Angelina in the past six months or so – when Brad was filming in London and Scotland, I could have sworn that Angelina looked like she had put on a few pounds too. Gossip Cop got a "denial" from "a source close to Jolie" (???) who says that L&S's story is "100% false". Meh.
Cover courtesy of Jezebel, additional pics by Fame. |
| Ben Affleck is surprisingly affectionate & lovey-dovey with preggo Jennifer Garner Posted: 01 Dec 2011 06:24 AM PST
I can barely believe my eyes. Ben Affleck, looking like he enjoys being with his wife and oldest daughter? Ben Affleck being openly affectionate and lovey-dovey with his wife IN PUBLIC? Ben Affleck not being surly when the paparazzi are around? Who are you, Ben Affleck?!? I thought I knew you! So these are new photos of Ben, Jen and Violet in LA yesterday. Jennifer is ??? God knows how many months pregnant. This pregnancy seems to be much more low-key than her two previous pregnancies – there are still lots of photos of Jennifer and the girls, but she's taken it down a notch and they're not getting photographed on a daily basis at this point. This isn't even the first time (during this pregnancy) where Ben Affleck seems to be enjoying some face-time with his family, although this New Affleck (Affleck 2.0: The Loving Father & Husband Version) has never, in my memory, been so cutesy with his wife. Yes, he'll hold her hand, but it usually comes with a scowl. I kind of like this new Ben. I wish I could see them like this more often. Usually, whenever the paparazzi are shooting Ben and his family, Ben almost always looks like he wants to curl up and die. So why does Ben seem so affectionate? Is it just because his lovely wife is preggo and Ben is just trying to be a better dude? Is it because Ben might finally be getting his longed-for son? Jennifer is reportedly pregnant with a son this time, so maybe Ben is just excited about all of the ball games and boy things he'll be sharing with his son. Or is there another, sketchier reason? Remember how Ben's name was mentioned often in all of those reports about those high-stakes, underground poker games in Hollywood? Tobey Maguire just settled in one of lawsuits stemming from the games. But I'm sure that's nothing. It's just a coincidence!
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Kris Humphries files for annulment on basis of fraud, says he was Kim’s “pawn” Posted: 01 Dec 2011 05:48 AM PST
As we talked about yesterday, Kris Humphries has now officially filed for legal separation from Kim Kardashian, and he is now seeking an annulment. According to sources, Kris claims the date of separation was October 31 (the same day Kim filed for divorce), and the reason for the annulment is listed as "fraud". By the way, Kris's rep also managed to comment on this week's Star Magazine cover story, about Kris being "secretly gay" - Kris's rep said the story is "completely false and ridiculous. He is not gay." Anyway, we're now seeing the fallout from the latest chapter in STFU AND GO AWAY YOU STUPID HEAPS OF TRASH.
[From TMZ] Wait, you would have to have "proof" of impotency? What’s proof? The lack of a sex tape? Is that proof? It is in my courtroom! *CASE DISMISSED* But sources also tell People Magazine that Kim originally wanted to annul the marriage too, but her lawyers told her she couldn't (lest she wanted to admit to defrauding Kris, I guess). So now Kim is "happy" that everybody is on the same page, apparently. Anyway, Lurch ran right over to TMZ just after Kim's people leaked that story, and here's what he (through "sources") had to say:
[From TMZ] See, whenever I start to have a smidgen of sympathy for Kris, I'm reminded of how dumb he is – he got out-foxed by a flock of cat-faces, after all. I think he's just pissed off that all of his half-assed plans blew up in his face. Everyone could see what a disaster this whole wedding and marriage was going to be, and using the "I was too stupid to see it" defense is BS.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| VH1 has two new Courtney Stodden videos, is her reality show imminent? Posted: 01 Dec 2011 05:47 AM PST Get More: Music Videos, Free Music Videos VH1 has two new video interviews with 17 year-old Courtney Stodden. In the first (above) she talks about her life with her 51 year-old husband Doug Hutchinson and how they’re trying to expose each other to the sh*ttiest pop culture of their respective generations or something. It’s not notable for what she says or the way she continues to act like she’s a cat in heat. We’ll already seen all that from her, although it’s so extreme it’s hard to look away from. It’s notable because this video is on VH1′s blog, which has some of the trashiest reality shows going and may be adding another one featuring a statutory rapist and his child bride. Courtney and Doug met with VH1 in late October about filming a reality show for them. We’ve heard for some time that they’re shopping one, and this may mean that VH1 is testing the waters. Here’s more, from VH1′s FabLife blog:
[From The Fab Life] So her husband picks up everything she drops on the floor and cleans up after her, which is why her life is so great. We’ve heard this from these clowns in the past. Courtney was asked in a previous interview why Doug was “inspiring to her” and she said “he's cooking for me, cleaning for me, he's like the wife around the house.” VH1 has yet another interview with Courtney (below), where she talks about her music career and how she wants to act. She was asked if she wants to emulate anyone’s career and she said “I want to be original, unique. And I really want to bring back the classy beautiful edge of old Hollywood. But I want my own career… The career of Courtney Stodden! Yeah!” So she represents a “classy, beautiful” edge? I agree with CDAN that she must be on something. Also, I watched the video with the sound off like he suggested and it’s true that she doesn’t stop twitching. It’s probably much more than all those mochas she’s drinking. Here’s a link to her new music, if you dare. Get More: Music Videos, Free Music Videos
Photos are from 11-27-11. Credit: David Tonnessen/Pacific Coast News |
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