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- Angelina Jolie is being sued, and she took the kids to see ‘The Muppets’ in NYC
- Beyonce says conspiracies about her 8-month bump are “ridiculous”
- Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively go for an ice cream date in Connecticut
- Brooke Mueller arrested in Aspen, charged with possession and assault
Angelina Jolie is being sued, and she took the kids to see ‘The Muppets’ in NYC Posted: 04 Dec 2011 07:46 AM PST Here are some new photos of Angelina Jolie taking three of her kids to see The Muppets in New York City. I guess only Shiloh, Zahara and Pax wanted to see The Muppets? Maddox was all, "I'd rather see Arthur Christmas, y'all. I'll sit this one out." And Vivienne and Knox are too little for Muppet movies, I suppose. I don't really have much to say about these photos – Angelina looks pretty, and it's totally unnecessary for her to be wearing shades, considering it's dark out. I love the body language of Zahara and Pax, though – Pax is wearing a shark mask, and he must not be able to see, so Zahara is all, "I'll show you the way, my brother." Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie is getting sued in federal court. Croatian journalist James J. Braddock claims that Jolie "stole" the story for her film In the Land of Blood and Honey from an article (and book) he wrote about a woman who was subjected to rape in a POW camp.
[From Radar] This guy has a website too, and a really long essay about Angelina Jolie and how she just stole everything from him – go here to read his rather insane rant. God knows, I'm accused of playing favorites when it comes to Angelina (it's true – she's one of my favorites), but this guy doesn't seem to have much of a case, by his own admission. He claims that Angelina took his articles and books and CHANGED them into a "banal love story… that would be impossible during the war…" Which means that she didn't copy his story, she created her own story which is set partially in a POW camp. This guy doesn't OWN the concept of POW camps. He also doesn't help his case by claiming that Angelina is just like a Serbian aggressor in 1992. It seems like this guy is just pissed off at the world and hoping that Angelina will just shell out some hush money. Angelina is in New York ahead of the premiere of In the Land of Blood and Honey, which will be happening this week. Will Brad be there? What will she wear? Will she field questions about this lawsuit? UPDATE: Angelina covers the new issue of Newsweek too, via ET: |
Beyonce says conspiracies about her 8-month bump are “ridiculous” Posted: 04 Dec 2011 07:39 AM PST Beyonce appeared on 20/20 on Friday to promote her new live album and, of course, to talk about her Bump of Mysteries and Conspiracies. Thus far, Beyonce – through her rep – has only bothered to comment on all of the conspiracy theories once, when just after Beyonce's bump "collapsed" on an Australian television show, the rep said the conspiracies were "stupid, ridiculous and false." In this new 20/20 interview, Bey tells Katie Couric that, "You know there are certain things that are so far, it doesn’t even affect me. I am cool, it is so ridiculous and over the top." Here's the full video interview and some quotes from the piece:
[From The Mail] Yeah, I don't even know at this point. Apparently, she's eight months pregnant, and her bump keeps going up and down, up and down. I had my conspiracy theories all locked up a few months ago when I thought she was genuinely pregnant, but I'll admit that at this point, I kind of doubt she's even pregnant. By the way, did you hear that Beyonce's 4 got snubbed by the Grammys? Every one of Beyonce's solo albums has been nominated for Album of the Year and Best R&B Album of the year – two categories that 4 wasn't nominated for. Probably because the album blows? |
Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively go for an ice cream date in Connecticut Posted: 04 Dec 2011 07:09 AM PST Well, it looks like the most boring celebrity couple of the year isn't going to mix it up by New Year's. On Friday, I was thrilled with a tabloid report that suggested that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds might be having issues – allegedly, Blake is already pushing for commitment (like, marriage) and Ryan is all "Hey, this was just a fling, baby." I had my fingers crossed for a breakup, followed immediately by Blake running back to Leonardo DiCaprio and The Triumphant Return of Bleo. Unfortunately, it looks like Blake and Ryan are still loved up, this time in Connecticut. They were hanging out, doing WASPy things all over the place:
[From People] If they followed all of that up with martoonis at the country club with Muffy and Boomer, I wouldn't be surprised at all. The only surprise is the ice cream flavors, honestly. They're so boring, I would have thought they'd both go for vanilla. "My vanilla tastes so good, try it." "No, my vanilla is better, here, have a taste!" Blah. Other eyewitness accounts include this one from Radar: “Blake and Ryan went to the Ridgefield Holiday Stroll and they were so cute holding hands the whole night… [they were] whispering to each other all night, and were laughing while they walked around. They looked like a regular couple and they were really cute when they would check out stores and smile at each other. They were so cute together and he’s so attractive!” OMG, Blake's publicist needs to find a new word besides "cute." |
Brooke Mueller arrested in Aspen, charged with possession and assault Posted: 04 Dec 2011 06:13 AM PST A few weeks ago, Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen (now divorced) appeared on Entertainment Tonight. The goal, I think, was trying to show the world that they were both doing well and raising their babies together. Unfortunately, they both seemed like they were blitzed out of their minds, Brooke even more than Charlie. Between the two of them, I've long suspected that Charlie is the one who is sober more often, and the one who can keep his junk together more consistently while high as a kite. Brooke just seemed like a total mess, like there is no point in her life where she is simply maintaining a veneer of "sobriety". Anyway, my assumption was right. Brooke was just arrested in Aspen, Colorado for possession and assault.
[From Us Weekly] According to Radar, everything went down at a series of clubs in Aspen. A woman came up to police officers at Belly Up Aspen, and the woman claimed that she'd been assaulted by Brooke. Officers found Brooke at Escobar, another nightclub and she was arrested and charged with "assault in the third degree (class one misdemeanor) and possession of cocaine with intent to distribute (class four felony)." And Radar's source says, "How do you help someone like Brooke? Her parents even moved to Los Angeles to take care of her and help her take care of her kids, and that didn’t even help. With this latest development, her friends are beyond caring anymore.” Even People Magazine's sources admit that Brooke is a cokehead disaster too – all of these anonymous "sources" seem to have been sent out to do damage control, and it speaks volumes that People Magazine got one of harsher critiques of Brooke: "Brooke can’t stay sober on her own. Maybe this [arrest] will force her to go into a treatment center for a long stay. Thirty-day rehabs won’t work for her. Her family has been trying to get her to do this, now maybe the court will force her to get the help she needs! She has enough family to take care of the kids while she’s away.” But! Brooke's rep, Steve Honig (the same rep as LINDSAY LOHAN for the love of God, THAT should tell you something) tells People Mag: "I think anyone who is truly a friend of Brooke’s would not be spending their time talking anonymously and behind her back to the media. I seriously question the validity of any comments made by these people alleging to be friends with Brooke.” Yeah, I think the anonymously-sourced quote comes from her family, and I feel bad for them. They probably are hoping that the legal system will help clean up this mess. |
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