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- Marc Anthony threw a fit, refused to work w/ J.Lo when she brought baby doucheface
- Jennifer Aniston named “the Hottest Woman of All Time” by Men’s Health Mag
- Kris Humphries is dumb as a box of Kardashian weaves in his GMA interview
- Angelina Jolie in navy Romona Keveza in LA: gorgeous or rough?
- Who would you rather, Robert Downey Jr. or Jude Law?
- Michelle Duggar has a miscarriage in her second trimester
- Charlize Theron in orange Christian Dior: fug traffic cone or oddly beautiful?
- Lindsay Lohan in 2007: “I can dress like a princess and still fight like a whore”
- Tom Cruise promotes MI4 in Moscow: he keeps looking “younger” doesn’t he?
- Matt Damon on the paparazzi: Brad Pitt threw a burger and Ben Affleck drove for hours
Marc Anthony threw a fit, refused to work w/ J.Lo when she brought baby doucheface Posted: 09 Dec 2011 09:19 AM PST
[From Star Magazine, print edition, December 19, 2011] That was a douche move for J.Lo to bring Casper with her on a business trip with Anthony, and of course Anthony hit the roof. I don’t like either of them and assume that Anthony overreacted over having to see the guy, but I understand why he got upset over those photos of Casper with his kids. It was a low blow for Lopez not only to bring Casper around the kids on that Hawaiian vacation, but especially to make sure that so many pictures got out documenting it. She deserves her fun, but she should keep her kids away from her new piece until she’s serious. Radar notes that these two haven’t officially filed for divorce yet as they’re still negotiating a settlement. It could go into next year before all the complicated financial details are worked out. It looks like divorce is inevitable. Hopefully Lopez won’t immediately marry her rebound fling once she’s legally able to. You can easily imagine her doing that. Marc is shown performing on 9/9/11 at the Meadowlands. Credit: Janet Mayer/PRPhotos. Jennifer is shown in two different outfits at the AMAs on 11/20/11. Credit: WENN.com and Fame |
Jennifer Aniston named “the Hottest Woman of All Time” by Men’s Health Mag Posted: 09 Dec 2011 08:48 AM PST Men's Health Magazine ranked the "hottest women of all time" and Jennifer Aniston came out #1. For real. OF ALL TIME. I actually understand when Aniston gets a high ranking when the contest is for "hottest bodies" or "looking great over 40". She looks great for any age, and she takes very good care of her body. But I still don't get how Aniston is "sexy," much less "the hottest woman of all time." I suspect that this honor was bought and paid for, much like Aniston's Spike TV "Decade of Hotness" Award earlier this year, but whatever. You can see the full list of 100 here. Aniston even sat down and did an interview with Men's Health too. Note the sycophantic tone proceeding the interview:
[From Men's Health] Gloria Steinem? "Accurately sized ego"? Breakdance? No comment. I did want to point out one thing, though – I was totally wrong! Earlier this week, when I was discussing how it was Angelina Week and it was going to be full-on all-Angelina as she promoted her film, I made a bet with all of you that Jennifer Aniston was going to do what she almost always does and get conveniently "pap'd" throughout Angelina Week. That didn't happen – it's pretty much radio silence from Aniston and Theroux this week. Could it be that Aniston is no longer trying to steal ("homewreck") focus from Brangelina? Could it be that she's finally over it? Here are more photos of your Hottest Woman of All Time. ??? |
Kris Humphries is dumb as a box of Kardashian weaves in his GMA interview Posted: 09 Dec 2011 07:37 AM PST Kris Humphries did his "first interview" on Good Morning America today. I just watched 90 seconds of it and I was bored out of my mind. Kris really is dumb as a rock, in my opinion. Throughout the conversation, he, like, YOU KNOW, um, talks about, like, YOU KNOW, basketball a lot, like, he, um, brings the conversation, YOU KNOW, around to basketball, um, like, a lot. Here's some of his interview: Some highlights:
[From Us Weekly & ABC News] OMG, shill for a contract harder, Kris. This boy's hustle is seriously lacking. Some publicist told him, "Just mention how focused you are on basketball!" And all Kris could do was stutter "Basketball… basketball…um… you know… basketball." He's probably still muttering that right now. I mean, I get the hate for Kim, I really do. But you can't tell me that Kris is any kind of prize. GMA video thanks to Radar Online |
Angelina Jolie in navy Romona Keveza in LA: gorgeous or rough? Posted: 09 Dec 2011 07:07 AM PST Ahh, I had forgotten this was happening last night. *slowly turns in Brangeloonie Merit Badge* In the Land of Blood and Honey premiered in LA last night, and the event was much bigger than the NYC premiere earlier this week. Angelina and Brad did another red carpet together, and I like this one so, so much more than the New York premiere. This time it's all about how hot Angelina looks in her navy Romona Keveza gown – it's fitted! It's not a sack! HUZZAH. It looks great on her too, and love when she teases up her hair. Brad doesn't look as hot as he did in NY, and I don't know what's happening with the big glasses. Is he trying to look intellectual, or does he really need them? He still looks good, granted, but my eye goes to Jolie. Many of the stars of the film were there, including the two leads, Zana Marjanovic & Goran Kostic. Quick word about Goran Kostic: he's rather sexy, right? All in black on this red carpet… he looks sort of like Daniel Craig with a weird nose – very unconventionally sexy. He has presence, I'll give him that. And Zana is gorgeous – I'm including photos of Goran and Zana below. Angelina's drinking buddy (I'm assuming) and girl friend Gwen Stefani showed up to support Angie. As did Angelina's dad. Meh on him, but I think Gwen looks kind of cute in her onesie. Meanwhile, Angelina covers the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter, joint with Jennifer Yuh Nelson, director of Kung Fu Panda 2. THR has excerpts of their conversation here. Angelina admits at one point: "I’ve scored some points at home because of Kung Fu Panda. They love Tigress, who is my alternate personality. Otherwise, they think Brad and I are just so not cool." She also talks about what she learned from Michael Winterbottom and Clint Eastwood, and how she personally financed a large chunk of ITLOBAH. You can read more here. |
Who would you rather, Robert Downey Jr. or Jude Law? Posted: 09 Dec 2011 07:06 AM PST Here are photos from last night's London premiere of Sherlock Holmes 2: A Game of Shadows. How much would you love to be Noomi Rapace right now, in the middle of that sandwich? So… Robert Downey Jr. or Jude Law? Sherlock Holmes or Dr. Watson? The obvious choice (for us dirty slores) is "BOTH. Right here, right now." But if you had to choose… which would it be? Jude Law could get you pregnant with just a look. And Jude's got the impossible prettiness, although the pretty has been weathered by time. Robert's kind of vampire at this point – he's 46 years old, and all of those drugs he used to do just preserved him. He's the most youthful-seeming 46 year old. Oh, and he's really hot too. And he has so much energy, and he's brilliant. So… brilliant, energetic with a young soul or pretty and pregnant? Sigh…would you like more pretty? Noomi Rapace's dress is Carolina Herrera. Isn't it terrible? I'm also including a photo of Sherlock director Guy Ritchie and his baby-mama Jacqui – doesn't Guy just look super-thrilled? Yeah. This is one of my favorite photos – I love Jude Law for stopping and straightening Noomi's train. That's such a lovely and chivalrous thing to do for a lady, right? God, I love Jude. He could totally get me pregnant. I bet Noomi is pregnant right now. |
Michelle Duggar has a miscarriage in her second trimester Posted: 09 Dec 2011 07:05 AM PST
[From People] Michelle and Jim-Bob started having babies just about every year after she suffered a miscarriage while taking birth control. At that point they “decided to allow God to determine the number of children” they would have. I’ll kind of leave it there. It’s always very sad when someone suffers a miscarriage. Condolences to Michelle and the family. |
Charlize Theron in orange Christian Dior: fug traffic cone or oddly beautiful? Posted: 09 Dec 2011 07:04 AM PST Here are photos of Charlize Theron last night at The Late Show With David Letterman (the black and white dress) and at the premiere of Young Adult in NYC (the orange dress). The premiere dress is Christian Dior. Thoughts? I like it, and God knows that Charlize is one of those rare bitches who can really work a shade of orange and somehow manage to NOT look like a traffic cone. That being said… there's something off, I think. The fit in the waist and bust seems weird, and it just feels like the wrong dress to wear to a December premiere. Charlize is one of the faces of Dior, though, and I think she might be contractually required to wear Dior on certain red carpets. Hopefully, this was her third or fourth choice, and she's got better Dior dresses for future events. I am a bigger fan of the black and white Antonio Berardi dress – this would have made a killer premiere dress, I think. Much like Jessica Biel yesterday, I wish the "television appearance" cocktail dress had been the premiere look. I'm including some closeups of Charlize's face because something seems off to me. She doesn't look Botoxed, but something is different? Is it her mouth? Has her mouth always looked like that? |
Lindsay Lohan in 2007: “I can dress like a princess and still fight like a whore” Posted: 09 Dec 2011 07:03 AM PST For whatever reason, the tabloids are full of Lindsay Lohan stories this week. My theory for the sudden reemergence of The Cracken: she's going to be everywhere promoting her Playboy cover in the hopes that her dusty firecrotch will bring her career relevance again. The Enquirer has a BS story about that too – something about Linnocent being prepared to do "anything" (wink, nudge, beej) to start working again. I know the report is BS because they claim LL is even prepared to dump Dina Lohan as her manager. That will never happen – Dina and the Cracken are forever intertwined now. They will never NOT coexist. I'll start with the Star Magazine story about LL's 2008 "diary". Radar already released some of this a few days ago – in January 2008, LL was writing in her diary non-stop about Heath Ledger being the "love of her life." The print edition of Star had more details and diary entries, and I just want you to note how LL makes Heath's death all about her. Her needs, her crack drama, her narcissism. It's never NOT about Lindsay.
[From Star Magazine, print edition] The saddest/funniest line, in my opinion was, "He was going to meet my mom and everything." Dina Lohan and Heath Ledger were going to meet… how would that have gone? Did Heath even know that was happening? Or was LL just some girl he boned and LL built up the one night stand like it was the most epic crack drama of her life? Life is totally like Jenga. Meanwhile, the Enquirer also had excerpts from a new book that's making the rounds. It was written by a man named Lee Weaver, who was a "Hollywood bodyguard" for more than 20 years. The book is Memoirs of a Celebrity Bodyguard, and Weaver details the year he spent on Cracken Detail:
[From The National Enquirer, print edition] "I can dress like a princess and still fight like a whore." That's her epitaph. That or "Move that headstone, I'm Lindsay Lohan!" Anyway, that story about Linnocent slapping some random – that's her dealer, correct? Pretty much. |
Tom Cruise promotes MI4 in Moscow: he keeps looking “younger” doesn’t he? Posted: 09 Dec 2011 06:33 AM PST Yesterday, Bedhead covered the photos of Tom Cruise and Paula Patton at the Dubai premiere of Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol. These are photos from the Moscow premiere, and once again, only Tommy, Paula and Simon Pegg are around. Where is The Renner?!? Where is Josh Holloway?!? Why can't Tom Cruise take an international promotional tour with the boys? That is what I live for, not photos of Tom with Paula Patton – who, granted, is gorgeous, but Tom isn't interested in that. I can feel Tom's displeasure from here. Anyway, some of you yelled at Bedhead yesterday because she didn't talk enough about how Tom Cruise seems to be channeling an ageless, Xenu-obsessed vampire. (I could have name-checked Lestat there, but really I want to forget that ever happened.) Yes, Tom is "ageless" in the sense that he looks younger now than he did four years ago. Don't you remember that suspicious trip that Tom and Katie took to Brazil? They were suspiciously in Brazil for weeks in 2009, but he was only photographed at certain times. I keep coming back to that – I think that was when Tom went in for a facelift. I give him credit for getting good work too – it was subtle, and he looks like himself only younger. He doesn't look puffy or waxy or frozen – maybe he should give the number of his doctor to his ex, Nicole Kidman. But enough about Tom's face. Look at his little overcoat! How cute is that? And his little fingerless gloves. And his little lifts! I love Tom. He brings joy. Meanwhile, Tom has a new interview with E! News – you can read and see the full interview here, and here are some highlights:
[From E! News] "I was dancing four hours a day and singing three, four hours a day for months and months…" Oh, girl. You know he loved every minute of that. Oh, and TOP GUN 2 is still happening – Tom confirmed that he was all for it. PS… Where is Katie, by the way? Why is she on Xenu-lockdown while Tom promotes MI4? |
Matt Damon on the paparazzi: Brad Pitt threw a burger and Ben Affleck drove for hours Posted: 09 Dec 2011 05:58 AM PST
[From Parade] That story about Affleck driving around for hours reminds me of when Britney used to do the same thing just to get some peace. Damon also talks about working with John Krasinski and Dave Eggers on writing a screenplay, and about how he doesn’t tie his identity to his fame or movies. I love reading his interviews, he’s wise and has a lot to say. The print edition of Parade will have even more on Sunday, and I’ll be sure to pick it up. I’m also really looking forward to We Bought a Zoo. It looks cheesy, but if anyone can pull that movie off without making it too schmaltzy, it’s Damon. Also, he looks so much better with hair than he does bald, but I’ll take him either way. Here’s Damon outside the Late Show on 12/6/11. You can watch his interview here. He comes on at 24:00 in. Photo credit: Fame |
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