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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.6.11
- How Much Sex Is Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Having? C’mon!
- Tom Cruise Paid Actors To Pretend To Be Fans
- Britney Spears’ Trainer Made Her Go On A Diet. Guess Who Just Got Fired.
- Jesse James Calls Sandra Bullock ‘Some Actress’
- Ye Royal Child Collectors and Other News
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Master of Stealth
- Ashton Kutcher Will Start With Lea Michele
The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.6.11 Posted: 06 Dec 2011 01:12 PM PST Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Hugh Jackman and his wife who’s not-at-all-a-beard because just look at all that.. wife, Zac Efron just looking absolutely thrilled to be involved with New Year’s Eve (Is Michelle Pfeiffer molesting him or something? He hasn’t earned that yet.) and David Beckham just found out the league Read More ... |
How Much Sex Is Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Having? C’mon! Posted: 06 Dec 2011 12:14 PM PST Here’s Blake Lively slipping in and out of sleep at a Boston train station after spending the night at Ryan Reynolds‘ apartment where he apparently sexed her good. Which is surprising because Ryan Reynolds once molested a child, so she should probably break up with him because everything on the Internet is true. Like those Read More ... |
Tom Cruise Paid Actors To Pretend To Be Fans Posted: 06 Dec 2011 10:46 AM PST When Tom Cruise arrived in India over the weekend to a throng of screaming fans, you’d just assume his superstar power knows no borders as it screeches across the sky on the wings of Scientology.. juice? I have no idea. Anyway, much like everything involved with the Church of L. Ron, it turns out a Read More ... |
Britney Spears’ Trainer Made Her Go On A Diet. Guess Who Just Got Fired. Posted: 06 Dec 2011 09:40 AM PST Britney Spears has reportedly fired her trainer Derek DeGrazio because he made her eat nutritious foods in moderate portions, so torture basically. She fired him for torture. InTouch reports: "It was amicable," says an insider to In Touch. Britney, 30, doesn't want to worry about every single thing that goes into her mouth anymore. "She Read More ... |
Jesse James Calls Sandra Bullock ‘Some Actress’ Posted: 06 Dec 2011 09:05 AM PST “Was she the Nazi? Ha! Just messin’ with ya. They all were.” Jesse James‘ brain has exactly two speeds: Say Stupid Shit and Insert Penis, so it should come as absolutely no surprise that he’s basically dissing Sandra Bullock on his new reality TV project American Chopper: The Build-Off by acting like she’s some easily Read More ... |
Ye Royal Child Collectors and Other News Posted: 06 Dec 2011 09:00 AM PST Posted by Photo Boy - Billy Idol rapping for Ikea. Why not? - Shaun White found a new way to make you spew out your Stride gum. - Jessica Biel on Hollywood-style bulimia. - Demi Lovato knows what she’s talking about. - The Muppets are Communies now. Of course. Read More ... |
Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Master of Stealth Posted: 06 Dec 2011 06:48 AM PST “Get ready, someone’s coming out… Damn, it’s only Blanket-Face. False ala- Waitaminnit. Blankets don’t have love handles, it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt!” CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK Photos: FameRead More ... |
Ashton Kutcher Will Start With Lea Michele Posted: 06 Dec 2011 06:08 AM PST A freshly-shaved, and equally as freshly-divorced, Ashton Kutcher surprisingly showed his face at the premiere of New Year’s Eve last night because, let’s be honest, anyone who actually wants to watch the cinematic equivalent of every homogenized actor in Hollywood taking turns shitting in a bag for a ridiculous paycheck really just wants to see Read More ... |
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