Friday, October 8, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Jessica Simpson. Daisy Dukes. Big Ass Gun.

Posted: 08 Oct 2010 02:19 PM PDT

  
As some of you might already know, Jessica Simpson entertained troops aboard the USS Harry S. Truman in the Arabian Sea over the weekend, and reader Allison just brought this photo to my attention that genuinely reminded me how America kicks ass sometimes. Namely by letting a large-breasted woman in short shorts operate heavy weaponry Read More ...

That Kim Kardashian Fight Actually Happened

Posted: 08 Oct 2010 01:12 PM PDT

   
I stand corrected. TMZ was kind enough to strengthen their brand recognition send over photos from the Kardashian nightclub brawl that went down last night, and it looks like Kim really did have a drink poured on her causing Scott Disick to transform into a demon. Although who doesn’t at the sight of wet breasts? Sometimes Read More ...

Miley Cyrus’ New Video Looks Wholesome

Posted: 08 Oct 2010 12:45 PM PDT

   
Miley Cyrus just released the video for her new single “Who Owns My Heart” today, and apparently the answer is random dudes at the club. Just any old dude who’s there. On that note, for those of you who raised your daughters on Hannah Montana thinking it was a pure, sweet, innocent Disney show, surprise! Read More ...

Kanye West is Just a Tree Trying to Feed Our Branch-Mouths

Posted: 08 Oct 2010 12:45 PM PDT

   
That headline not make sense? Good. Neither will anything else. Kanye West debuted his new movie Runaway in London last night (above) then sat down for a Q&A afterward with The Daily Mirror where he proceeded to give the greatest interview I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like reading a direct conversation with Jesus if Read More ...

Best Headline Ever Because I’m 11 and Other News

Posted: 08 Oct 2010 12:42 PM PDT

 
- Haha! There’s a magazine called “Wiener.” - Iggy Pop wants to be played by Lindsay Lohan. Seriously. - Marilyn Monroe rare photo outtakes. - Angus T. Jones learns mediocrity does pay. And how. - Emma Watson looks like Kristen Stewart’s little brother. - Nicole Scherzinger apparently didn’t like dressing awesome. - Bar Read More ...

Gwyneth Paltrow is a Terrible Role Model

Posted: 08 Oct 2010 09:45 AM PDT

 
Gwyneth Paltrow is featured in the November issue of Elle where she opens up about her experiences as just another struggling actress, blissfully unaware of the intrinsic beauty of a freshly frocked cornish hen on the veranda: Q. Have you ever had a casting-couch experience? A. Yup. When I was just starting out, someone suggested that we Read More ...

Kim Kardashian ‘Attacked’ in Nightclub

Posted: 08 Oct 2010 09:30 AM PDT

   
Wait, that’s Kourtney. I, uh, I have no idea how that just happened… Kim Kardashian reportedly had a drink thrown on her last night which resulted in a Kardashian family throwdown at a New York City nightclub, according to TMZ: The Kardashian clan was at Juliet last night, when a male fan asked for a pic with Read More ...

The Situation: Why I ‘Love Tapped’ Snooki

Posted: 08 Oct 2010 08:52 AM PDT

   
Please say because she’s a Nazi. Please say because she’s a Nazi. Please say because she’s a Nazi… Seen here at Binghamton University yesterday – Courtesy pause so you can transfer your kid. – Snooki was apparently slapped in the face by The Situation on last night’s episode of Jersey Shore. I have no idea if Read More ...

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