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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.6.11
- They Put ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle in a Bikini
- So Who Wants to See Chris Noth’s Balls?
- Gwyneth Paltrow is Probably Cheating With Matthew Morrison
- The Saturdays in Bikinis and Other News
- Charlie Sheen is Trying to Trademark His Catchphrases Now
- Mariah Carey Thinks She’s Demi Moore
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.6.11 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 01:36 PM PDT    Huh. So he really is a child-eating agent of Satan. Guess I owe Katy Perry’s mom that dollar. Welcome to the Hump Day edition of The Crap We Missed culled from the finest paparazzi in all the land: David Beckham has a new best friend. Ashley Judd is not aging well, so she’s gonna want to Read More ... |
| They Put ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle in a Bikini Posted: 06 Apr 2011 12:12 PM PDT    Because why wouldn’t you treat a teenage girl who carelessly got pregnant like a glamorous celebrity? (Or pay one seven times what you actually spent on teen pregnancy prevention to promote abstinence.) Here’s Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans following in the footsteps of Farrah Abraham by posing for entirely staged bikini photos. And you’re Read More ... |
| So Who Wants to See Chris Noth’s Balls? Posted: 06 Apr 2011 11:07 AM PDT    One of these men is about to flash his testicles. Which will it- Oh, right, the headline. Being a world-renowned journalist, I get lots of e-mails, comments, stripper-grams, tweets, etc. from female readers saying I don’t post enough eye candy for the ladies. So to remedy that, here’s Mr. Big himself Chris Noth flashing his fruit Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is Probably Cheating With Matthew Morrison Posted: 06 Apr 2011 11:05 AM PDT    Gwyneth Paltrow has always fancied herself British royalty, so it only makes sense she’s taken up adultery in recent years. Here she is trying to hide her face in just-released photos from London last week where she was out with Glee star Matthew Morrison who apparently forgot windows are transparent while attempting to hide in Read More ... |
| The Saturdays in Bikinis and Other News Posted: 06 Apr 2011 10:09 AM PDT    - Who “isn’t” Taylor Swift fucking? Let’s start asking that. - Keanu Reeves confirms Bill and Ted 3 is in the works. - Jared Leto is a shotgun blast away from nailing this impression. - Kathy Ireland takes of her belt for the TSA. - And Britney Spears takes of her pants and Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen is Trying to Trademark His Catchphrases Now Posted: 06 Apr 2011 09:57 AM PDT    Continuing his quest to scrape together as much cash as possible so he can afford to pay his live-in hookers “goddesses” $30,000 a beeje, Charlie Sheen is trying to trademark 22 of the phrases he probably doesn’t even remember saying on account of all the coke and mangled va-pooter on his brain. E! News reports: A Read More ... |
| Mariah Carey Thinks She’s Demi Moore Posted: 06 Apr 2011 07:49 AM PDT    Here’s a naked, pregnant Mariah Carey posing for the cover of Life & Style and there are two surprising things about this post: 1. The swimsuit photos are actually from over a year ago and not this morning which, don’t feel stupid, I didn’t believe either. And 2. The artist who drew the cover forgot Read More ... |
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