Thursday, April 7, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.7.11

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 12:55 PM PDT

   
See? Why can’t Candice Swanepoel be a fatty like this? That’s all Victoria’s Secret is sayin’. Thursday. The Crap We Missed. ACTIVATE: The Situation apparently makes that stupid face when even he’s just looking at a picture of him presumably making that stupid face. Nick Hogan’s new friend looks thrilled to be offered a ride home. Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Wants Mila Kunis Now

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 11:59 AM PDT

   
Apparently Charlie Sheen watched Black Swan recently because now he can’t shut up about making Mila Kunis one of his goddesses. Also, cocaine makes you a delusional egomaniac. Probably should point that out, too. RadarOnline reports: “Here’s the good news – my goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved!” Sheen said. “I would have great Read More ...

January Jones is Kind of a Bitch

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 10:30 AM PDT

   
January Jones appears in the latest issue of Marie Claire UK where she gives the kind of answers that make her portrayal of Betty Draper look like not that much of a stretch and also leave you wondering if she grabbed a small child afterward and beat it into the wall for not using a Read More ...

Kirsten Dunst is a Stunning Creature and Other News

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 10:25 AM PDT

   
- Gwen Stefani sounds cranky about something. - So does Bill Cosby. And this time its not about “that damn rap music.” - Disney is going to love this. - Ryan Gosling’s abs and Steve Carrell are in an unfunny version of The 40 Year-Old Virgin. - Emmanuelle Chriqui covers up in an Read More ...

Christie Brinkley Deserves Her Own Post

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 09:27 AM PDT

   
Yesterday, I committed a horrible crime by tossing just one photo of Christie Brinkley visiting Good Morning America into The Crap We Missed when really she deserved her own post which I’m remedying here. For those who don’t know, Christie is 57 and looks light years hotter than people three times younger than her. Shit, Read More ...

Kevin Federline Needs ‘Courage’ to Propose to Pregnant Girlfriend

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 09:03 AM PDT

   
With Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince officially pregnant with his fifth child, the question is whether or not he’ll make an honest woman out of her or continue to live in fear of marriage after his first attempt with Britney Spears. I heard, if he closes his eyes, he can still smell the gurvy ice Read More ...

LeAnn Rimes: ‘If I’m So Skinny, How Can I Fit in this Bikini? BOOM.’

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 07:19 AM PDT

   
LeAnn Rimes has been under increased criticism over her weight with fans concerned that she’s not eating. So to shut them all up she tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini from the navel down to prove… I have no fucking clue. On top of that, the woman apparently writes 5,000 tweets/second so for Read More ...

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