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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.24.11
- Madonna’s Brother Is Homeless
- Kirsten Dunst’s ‘Big Boobs’ in a Bikini
- Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Got A Private Box, Guess How That Went
- Jennifer Lopez ‘Broke Down’ On Stage
- Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini and Other News
- Courtney Stodden Got Kicked Out of A Pumpkin Patch
- Kim Kardashian Is Definitely Getting A Divorce
- Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Had Sex In His Apartment
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.24.11 Posted: 24 Oct 2011 01:12 PM PDT    “Shucks! Ain’t no one said I look as purty as Jessicker Simpson before.” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ben Affleck just selling the shit out of being a parent – I’ve already stopped wearing condoms – Kim Kardashian patiently waiting for a black microphone and George Clooney realizing it’s been two weeks, Read More ... |
| Posted: 24 Oct 2011 12:22 PM PDT    Seen here being booed at the London Film Festival premiere of W.E. – Fools! She feeds off your lamentations! – Madonna‘s oldest brother Anthony Ciccone is reportedly homeless and has been living on the streets for over a year despite his sister having million of dollars along with a secret volcano lair filled with gold Read More ... |
| Kirsten Dunst’s ‘Big Boobs’ in a Bikini Posted: 24 Oct 2011 11:02 AM PDT    Back in August, Kirsten Dunst, who apparently hangs around chicks as pale if not paler than herself – Well played, Lady Snaggletooth. Well played. – couldn’t shut up about how big her boobs are, so here they are in Vegas over the weekend, and I’m not entirely sure I’d call those things “big” considering they’re Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Got A Private Box, Guess How That Went Posted: 24 Oct 2011 10:11 AM PDT    Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at a Winnipeg Jets game over the weekend where The Maplesiah sprung for private box seats and then all the stuff in these photos happened. Now I’m not these kids’ parents, but maybe letting a still-developing deity use his magic to make an entire hockey arena forget he had Read More ... |
| Jennifer Lopez ‘Broke Down’ On Stage Posted: 24 Oct 2011 09:05 AM PDT    While performing in Connecticut over the weekend, Jennifer Lopez apparently broke down on stage during the Mohegan Sun’s 15th anniversary celebration which somehow has become a huge story even though it shouldn’t be after you read what led up to her “emotional breakdown.” People reports: Lopez, 42, then launched into “Until It Beats No More” Read More ... |
| Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 24 Oct 2011 09:00 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Will Ferrell receives Mark Twain Prize. - While Darrell Hammond reveals his long-time crack addiction. - Prince Harry is banging slutty versions of Pippa Middleton now. Neat. - John Travolta tried to make reservations at KFC. No, really. - Micaela Schaefer just made a Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden Got Kicked Out of A Pumpkin Patch Posted: 24 Oct 2011 07:26 AM PDT    Urge to make poop joke strong.. must.. resist… Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison decided to take their love to a nice, family-friendly pumpkin patch over the weekend where they found themselves subjected to the torches and pitchforks of people who apparently refused to understand how pure and wholesome dry-humping a 17-year-old in plain sight can Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Is Definitely Getting A Divorce Posted: 24 Oct 2011 06:12 AM PDT    As reports continue to circulate that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ pretend marriage is over, to me, nothing confirms those rumors more than this little item via Deadline: In what amounts to her most substantial acting role so far, Kim Kardashian has signed on to costar in The Marriage Counselor, the Lionsgate film Tyler Perry Read More ... |
| Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Had Sex In His Apartment Posted: 24 Oct 2011 05:39 AM PDT    Here’s Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds leaving his Boston apartment early Saturday morning which pretty much confirms all those rumors while simultaneously piercing my penis through the heart. On a related note, I continued my journey of self-hate-fuckingization by watching Green Lantern again this weekend to see if it was really as bad as the Read More ... |
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