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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.28.11
- Alright, Who Gave Britney Spears Roids?
- Christian Bale & Joseph Gordon-Levitt For Your ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Speculating
- Kenny From ‘Real World/Road Rules’ Allegedly Raped Tonya With A Toothbrush
- Patton Oswalt Vs. Phoebe Price
- Jessica Biel Wore This and Other News
- Usher Parks In Handicap Spot, Gets Ass Handed To Him By Middle-Aged Woman
- Jesus On Sinead O’Connor’s Chest Asks, ‘Why No Difficult Brown?’
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.28.11 Posted: 28 Oct 2011 12:00 PM PDT    Kat Dennings has boobs. Not sure if you heard. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring buy one, get one free Shannon twin butts, some hot beef for the ladies, Jennifer Tilly doing her best Roseanne impression (That was uncalled for, you’re right.) and a Final Five that will make you hate Leonardo DiCaprio Read More ... |
| Alright, Who Gave Britney Spears Roids? Posted: 28 Oct 2011 11:00 AM PDT    Here’s Britney Spears performing in London last night where on top of a protein-heavy diet so she can continue playing linebacker for the Rams, someone clearly thought it’d be a great idea to combine her retard strength with a steady intake of steroids. Because once you see an entire McDonald’s cracked in half for not Read More ... |
| Christian Bale & Joseph Gordon-Levitt For Your ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Speculating Posted: 28 Oct 2011 10:09 AM PDT    “Holy Spock eyes, Batman!” If you’re trying to avoid any spoilers for The Dark Knight Rises now would be a good time to skip this post and possibly forget you just saw Christian Bale and Joseph Gordon-Levitt‘s characters filming a scene together in New York this morning. Are the nerds gone yet? Okay, good, now Read More ... |
| Kenny From ‘Real World/Road Rules’ Allegedly Raped Tonya With A Toothbrush Posted: 28 Oct 2011 09:16 AM PDT    Welcome to another exciting edition of MTV is the goddamn devil. This time around, Real World/Road Rules castmember Tonya Cooley is suing MTV after producers allegedly stood by – and filmed – while castmates Kenny Santucci (above) and Evan Starkman raped her with a toothbrush. Although, in their defense, they did clean her vagina with Read More ... |
| Patton Oswalt Vs. Phoebe Price Posted: 28 Oct 2011 09:00 AM PDT    When comedian Patton Oswalt thought it’d be an adorable idea to take his two-year-old daughter to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch for some fall family fun last night, he clearly wasn’t aware that with the changing of the leaves also comes the whoring of the gourds. This led him straight into the path of Phoebe Price, Read More ... |
| Jessica Biel Wore This and Other News Posted: 28 Oct 2011 08:55 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - If you don’t understand James Franco, you’re a moron, says James Franco. - When Omar Sharif tells you to wait your turn, you do it. - Kate Bosworth replaced Alexander Skarsgard with this. But how are his rape skills? - Hey, Sophia Vergara. The opposite Read More ... |
| Usher Parks In Handicap Spot, Gets Ass Handed To Him By Middle-Aged Woman Posted: 28 Oct 2011 07:40 AM PDT    Because you have to get there early or all the Mr. Goodbars are gone, Usher stopped by the Little 5 Points Halloween Parade in Atlanta over the weekend where he thought it’d be kosher to park in a handicap spot. Turns out middle-aged women in the south don’t take kindly to that and will physically Read More ... |
| Jesus On Sinead O’Connor’s Chest Asks, ‘Why No Difficult Brown?’ Posted: 28 Oct 2011 07:17 AM PDT    Back in August Sinead O’Connor wrote a lengthy blog post lamenting the lack of sex in her life, particularly in her butt. Except after looking at these photos of Jesus tattooed above her breasts, I realize she was obviously joking because I can’t book a flight to Ireland fast enough. “Hello, Potato Airlines? Send a Read More ... |
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