Sunday, February 5, 2012

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Cory Monteith Is Sorry For Party Rocking

Posted: 05 Feb 2012 10:46 AM PST



Cory Monteith
just can’t stop the music, but as he learned last night, the cops can. Cory was having a birthday celebration for a friend when the festivities got a little too noisy for the neighbors who called the cops, I’m sure to tell them, “Those Glee kids are singing Journey again, make them stop!”

Cory and the person he shares his Hollywood Hills home with were polite when the police showed up around 4:30 in the morning, agreeing to turn off the tunes and send the guest home. His roommate got a ticket, but Cory was able to get away unscathed.

Some other unidentified Gleeks were also there enjoying the party. Now the question is who does Cory like to hang out with outside the halls of McKinley? I kind of hope it’s fringe Glee players like Josh Sussman (Jacob Ben Israel) or Vanessa Lengies (Sugar Motta). If it was a group of the leads the noise disturbance might have been intense harmonization, not blaring speakers.

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Channing Tatum Played Other Hot Guys On SNL

Posted: 05 Feb 2012 09:13 AM PST


SNL likes to give their guest stars roles that play to their strengths or reference what they’re known for. They gave Katy Perry boob jokes, Daniel Radcliffe a Harry Potter sketch, and last night they decided Channing Tatum should play other hot guys. Scantily clad hot guys that felt the need to dance with as much thrusting as possible. As a stripper, Tom Brady, and Matthew Mcconaughey Channing proved he could fill the man candy shaped hole in SNL. Here are some of the best Tatum as a male pin-up sketches, along with the opening skit that proves politics keep giving SNL more and more material.

Channing should be a pro at gyrating for the ladies after shooting his male stripper film Magic Mike, but I think he got out-stripped by Jay Pharoah.

What started as an excuse to get Channing into the golden booty shorts from Rockey Horror turned into a pretty decent Matthew Mcconaughey impression. The real one must be looking up those bongos on eBay right now.

They threw in a topical hot guy for Channing, but he still had to do a sexy dance. The objectification of men in Hollywood is just getting worse every day.

Only two years until moon colonies. Start stock piling freeze-dried ice cream and tang.

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Justin Bieber Treated His Fans To A Shirtless Skate Show

Posted: 04 Feb 2012 01:58 PM PST

Justin Bieber knows what his fans want. For the most part, they just want him in any form, but if their enthusiasm last night is any indication, shirtless Justin is their favorite.

Justin treated his fans to some special him time, skateboarding outside the recording studio Hit Factory in Miami, where a crowd suffering from Bieber fever had gathered. The rabid fans were screaming his name and just plain screaming as he calmly (and pretty adeptly) coasted up and down the half-pipe. The shrieking reached an ear shattering level when Justin decided skateboarding should be a shirt-free activity. In only some shiny red track pants and a black-knit hat Justin continued to skate, unconcerned some of his fans were obviously about to explode with excitement.

Eventually one of his admirers seemed to come to her senses enough to form words, wondering if she could have the shirt Justin no longer seemed to need. He didn’t toss her his clothes, but she will be able to keep the memory of his abs forever.

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Weekend Cute: They’re Hungry Hungry Turtles

Posted: 04 Feb 2012 01:04 PM PST

Turtles shouldn’t be cute: they have no fur, they don’t make any endearing noises (unless you count the terrifying sounds they emit during their reptilian hook-ups), and most of their body is covered in a hard shell. Still, it’s hard to deny they’re pretty adorable when they eat, sticking their little heads out to take dainty, pain-staking bites of food that often looks way too big for them.

It turns out tortoise snack time is even cuter when speed up, as proved by this video of a tortoise chowing down on what looks like a really good salad at warp speed. The dramatic score only increases the tension. Spoiler alert: it was really hungry.

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