The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

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• The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.7.12
• Kim Kardashian & LeAnn Rimes Are Best Friends Now, Starting That Bible Study
• Harry Potter Wants To Bang Ryan Gosling Now
• Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Posed For Terry Richardson Again
• Official ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer Officially Missing All That Gay Sex
• Hello There, Bar Refaeli, and Other News
• Hey, Look, It’s Beyonce After She Had That Baby
• Scarlett Johansson Actually Looks Good Again

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.7.12 Posted: 07 Feb 2012 01:20 PM PST “Holy shit, that’s hot.” – Said no man, alive or dead. Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it looks as though Rachel McAdams got into her mom’s make-up again, Ralph Fiennes completely misunderstands how microphones work and when did Dog the Bounty Hunter get nominated for an Oscar? Mel B can show us Read More ...

Kim Kardashian & LeAnn Rimes Are Best Friends Now, Starting That Bible Study Posted: 07 Feb 2012 12:21 PM PST “And there’s the entire lunch I just paid for in her purse.” Remember last week when Kim Kardashian said she wanted to start a bible study and everyone went, “Wow, who’d be stupid enough to go to that?” LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn Rimes is that stupid. TooFab reports: The stars had lunch together Friday in Calabasas Read More ...

Harry Potter Wants To Bang Ryan Gosling Now Posted: 07 Feb 2012 11:03 AM PST Apparently Daniel Radcliffe really wants to make sure he’s no longer remembered as the sweet boy-wizard beloved the world over, but instead as a pubic-hair loving alcoholic who thinks his movies are better than Scorsese now because have you heard? Daniel Radcliffe drinks and likes pubes. Recognize. On that note, here he is fantasizing about Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Posed For Terry Richardson Again Posted: 07 Feb 2012 09:42 AM PST Lindsay Lohan has literally nothing to do these days except sit around strung out of her mind at Chateau Marmont until she can crash another awards season party, so why not let Terry Richardson take more pictures of her boobs to pass the time? It’s what Marilyn Monroe would do along with never paying for Read More ...

Official ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer Officially Missing All That Gay Sex Posted: 07 Feb 2012 08:46 AM PST “We’re you lookin’ at my bum? Cheeky monkey…” Sony just released the “official” trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man (after the jump) starring Andrew Garfield which they’re touting as the untold story of Spider-man even though it’s basically the same exact story about a kid getting bit by a radioactive spider only this time through a Read More ...

Hello There, Bar Refaeli, and Other News Posted: 07 Feb 2012 07:45 AM PST Posted by Photo Boy - Knee-High Socks are the new way to pretend like you’re not oogling half naked chicks. - Gary Oldman gives way more reasons than he needs to deserve the Oscar. - Paz de la Huerta‘s flapper bush needs a new home this year. - Kate Hudson in Read More ...

Hey, Look, It’s Beyonce After She Had That Baby Posted: 07 Feb 2012 07:40 AM PST Depending on what school of thought you belong to, Beyonce either naturally birthed a baby girl a month ago or paid a surrogate to birth one and then disposed of the body in a vat of Gwyneth Paltrow‘s free-range jambalaya, so these pics of Beyonce last night looking pretty much like how Beyonce’s always looked Read More ...

Scarlett Johansson Actually Looks Good Again Posted: 07 Feb 2012 06:43 AM PST Thanks to Gisele Bundchen making a team of grown men cry like schoolgirls these got shoved to the back-burner, so here’s Scarlett Johansson at the Goldene Kamera Awards in Berlin over the weekend looking surprisingly good again after spending a year shrugging off the effects of seeing Sean Penn’s penis. SEAN: Okay, before we go Read More ...

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