Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton


Ke$ha On Her Mom & Her Poontang: 'My Vagina Is In Tip Top Working Order'

Posted: 26 Feb 2013 01:18 PM PST

If a mouthful of pee didn't convince you, we found further evidence Ke$ha's life is both crazy and beautiful!

The shock-pop princess recently revealed her song Gold Trans Am is about more than a car, it's a glorious genitalia metaphor!!

The 25-year-old admitted:

"It began as a song about my car, which is a gold Trans Am, and it works about 40 percent of the time... But then like all great pop it became a metaphor for something else - my p***y. But my vagina is in tip top working order. Valeted and souped-up and working 100 percent of the time."

Yay?!

And the cray keeps on comin'!!

Do you know who helped Ke$ha write the smash-hit about smashing her poonani?!

Her mother Pebe!!

In Q Magazine, the singer swore:

"[My mom and I] write songs about boys and sex together. That may not be normal to the average psychiatrist out there but I think it's pretty cool... As long as you are not hurting anyone I think you should feel free to indulge your fantasies."

Ke$ha makes a fair point!

Who can argue against responsibly indulging in fantasy!?

[Image via WENN.]

Brandi Glanville NOT Done Bashing LeAnn Rimes: She's Taking Her Insults To The Big Screen?

Posted: 26 Feb 2013 01:11 PM PST

Talk about getting the last laugh!

Not only has Brandi Glanville totally cemented LeAnn Rimes' reputation as a home wrecker with her scathing tell-all book, Drinking & Tweeting, she might be shining an even bigger and nastier spotlight on the country singer.

The book that details the affair LeAnn had with Brandi's then-husband, Eddie Cibrian, might become a big-screen, there-for-everyone-to-see movie!

Cheating super-sized!

Our fave sh*t-stirring Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star tweeted the happy (for some) news:

In case you live under a rock don't get the Lifetime funny, LeAnn and Eddie had their affair while working on the Lifetime flick, Northern Lights, together.

So no, Brandi doesn't want to make a Lifetime movie. And she probably won't be casting LeAnn.

LOLz!

Brandi is planning to shut up about her arch nemesis once this book promotion is done, but a movie would do plenty more talking for her!

So, who would you cast as Brandi, LeAnn and Eddie???

[Image via STMC/DJDM/WENN.]

Jennifer Lawrence FAILS At The Oscars… And We're NOT Talking About The Faceplant!

Posted: 26 Feb 2013 12:52 PM PST

Panem's main crusader Jennifer Lawrence may have sadly tripped over her massive Dior Couture skirts while walking up to receive her Oscar for Best Actress...

But that wasn't the ONLY accident that happened during her acceptance spectacle!

The 22-year-old was obviously nervous as evidenced by her frantic speech (above), but girl was apparently SO anxious that she FORGOT to thank the two people who made Silver Linings Playbook possible -- director David O. Russell and Hollywood heavyweight Harvey Weinstein!

In a post-Oscars interview, Jennifer expressed:

"In the whirlwind of last night, I was remiss to thank two incredibly important people to this film and in my life. [Russel gave me] the most incredible experience of my life. [Thanks] for your genius, for your guidance, for teaching me things about myself and nurturing me to be a better actor.

Thank you to both. I will never be able to forgive myself for such a brain fart but I hope that you both can. Obviously it was not on purpose, I couldn't remember what I had already said and my mind went completely blank–your brain does funny things during the most overwhelming moment of your life!"

What a tasty slice of humble pie she is!

And we're sure that Harvey and David aren't TOO offended by Jennifer's gratitude mishap!

In fact, it seems like everybody in the whole UNIVERSE is GUSHING over J.Law, as she's been nothing but cupcake-sweet throughout this entire awards season!

SO souped to see where her inevitably enviable career takes her!

Justin Bieber To The Rescue! The Biebs Is Right Here With Drake In New Lyric Video!

Posted: 26 Feb 2013 12:37 PM PST

Justin Bieber has had everyone talking lately -- especially with that gas mask of his -- and now he's ready to bring the focus back to his music!

The Biebs has been teasing the release of his new single, Right Here, off of his Believe album, which features Drake, and now he's given us the lyric vid!

Check out the lyrical visuals for the track (above)!!

Simple, but still fun! Though, we're sure those Bieby and Drizzy fans would've much rathered some shots of them in the studio!

Beliebers from all over are now trying to get the song to the top of the charts, just in time for JB's 19th birthday on Friday!

Madonna, Ashton Kutcher & Selena Gomez Get Down At Post-Oscars Disco Dance Orgy!

Posted: 26 Feb 2013 12:20 PM PST

Hoh man to have been part of that EPIC ass-shakin' train!

Empress Madonna hosted her annual, star-stuffed Oscars party Sunday, and from what we hear, it eventually turned into an orgy of Disco delights!!

Sexy celebs like Ashton Kutcher and Selena Gomez boogied to the sounds of classic 70s tune Stayin' Alive, but only because Disco Master John Travolta began reenacting his Saturday Night Fever dance moves!!!

EVERYONE apparently got on the floor and finger pointed until those fingers could point no more!

Hmmm we wonder if Ashton was giving Madonna any of his cougar-lovin?! He IS Demi Moore's former cougar cub after all!

But we doubt he'd forsake Mila Kunis in such a fashion...

Even IF he and Queen Madge did get DOWN with each other on that dance floor!

[Image via WENN.]

Dancing With The Stars: How YOU Know This Year's Contestants

Posted: 26 Feb 2013 12:09 PM PST

Bunch of freaking randoms this year, huh?!

This may in fact go down in history as the weakest group of non-A list celebs to be slated for the ballroom floor in recent memory… because you just keep asking, "Who the hell is THAT?"

Well, allow us to educate you a bit on the cast of Dancing With The Stars: Season 16 ...AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Andy Dick

He's that Less Than Perfect actor who literally has guest-starred on everything, but mostly is known as the guy who keeps getting arrested for exposing himself, getting loaded and allegedly groping people who work and drink at bars.

Lisa Vanderpump

She did it! After years and years of speculation of a Real Housewives ban, the Beverly Hills beauty is the very first Housewife to finally get on the damn show! We think that's the most shocking piece of news of all.

Aly Raisman

Not McKayla Maroney, not Gabby Douglas, not Justin Bieber Jordyn Wieber … the other one! She won two gold medals (team and solo on the floor) and a bronze for the beam. She'll be the one to contend with for sure. Also, here's hoping she gives McKayla a run for her money in the meme department.

D.L Hughley

If you can remember when the UPN was a station, then you remember when The Hughleys were on the air. It was the hipper, cooler version of Family Matters. Also, he was Tuck's brother on Scrubs! Remember that show?! Remember? Zach Braff was always talking to himself and creating elaborate fantasies while people were like, dying in the hospital around him or something. And finally, he wrote that HIGHlarious break-up letter to Chick-Fil-A after their intolerant ways were exposed. That was pretty awesome.

Kellie Pickler

She didn't win the fifth season of American Idol, she didn't know what calamari was, and she shaved her hair all off before it was cool (and to support a friend with breast cancer at that)! We think the rebirth of the "blonde" jokes is upon us -- and if we know Kellie, she's going to take it all in stride. Is there a square dance night?! Yeehaw!

Victor Ortiz & Jacoby Jones

One guy is an American Mexican boxing legend and the other catches pigskin for the Baltimore Ravens. These are the guys your brothers/boyfriends/husbands will sit down and watch. One of them will more than likely get axed in the first three weeks.

Wynonna Judd

She's that country singer hawking Miracle Whip with Lance Bass! Oh, she's also won a bunch of awards -- including the coveted Grammy!

Dorothy Hamill

Your mom wanted to be her when she was a kid. She's the 70s version of Aly Raisman, but on ice skates. Maybe she knows Bruce Jenner.

Ingo Rademacher

He was the golden adonis of General Hospital. Playing Jax, he scored the love of Carly -- the ex-wife of brooding mob boss Sonny. But with it being a soap opera and all, all that turned to shiz and his character bounced by moving to Australia.

Zendaya Coleman

This 16-year-old Disney starlet already has some dance experience from Shake It Up, as well as her former dance troupe, so we're expecting her to serve it on this show!

Mystery Contestant #12

To be continued... DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN

[Images via ABC/WENN.]

Jennifer Lawrence Hungered Fo' Fries At The Oscars!

Posted: 26 Feb 2013 12:01 PM PST

She may have won a golden statue at Sunday's Oscars, but during the red carpet, Best Actress Jennifer Lawrence was salivating over a different kind of golden treat...

Girl INSISTED on on getting a burger and fries from McDonalds!

During a pre-Oscars interview, the then-blonde revealed she was STARVING and that she had sent one of her peeps to go fetch some salty goodness from the golden arches that sits RIGHT next to the Dolby Theater.

She even quips that her hunger is one of the only reasons she could comfortably fit into that delightful Dior Couture ballgown!

OH JEN, we can't even deal with your cuteness sometimes.

Ch-ch-check out the The Silver Linings Playbook star's ADORABLE admission of pre-Oscars fast-food cravings ...AFTER THE JUMP!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Denise Richards Calls Out Charlie Sheen On Pill Abuse And Parenting Skills On Twitter!

Posted: 26 Feb 2013 11:52 AM PST

Just because Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards had a tumultuous divorce, that doesn't mean they can't be friends now!

While we thought Charlie was abusing drugs and going crazy on Sunday night with peculiar Twitter pictures of household items and sleeping aids, it was actually all in the name of fun as he and his original babymama got into a comical social media spat.

The playful war of words all began when Denise complimented Robin Roberts on the Oscars red carpet:

Denise then began to critique Charlie's parenting skills, but he took it in stride, coming back with:

The battle continued:

"@charliesheen yes I see.....time to pack it in and GO TO BED you have a 5:30am call... 3 1/2 hrs so get your ass up to your room"

With a picture of himself holding champagne (below), Charlie replied:

"I SAID LOOK!!"

And Denise finally ended the "argument" when she wrote:

"Charles...not to be a buzzkill..But..this is the point where the night can go sideways:)"

Well, aren't they just the cutest?! After many years of knowing each other and MANY hard times together, we now know at least one person in this world can get through to Charlie, but hopefully Denise also knows the limits of their joking around. We wouldn't want Charlie to freak out again!

All adorable hilarity aside, we're so relieved that Charlie isn't going off the deep end like we originally thought! Guess we'll just have to wait until Lindsay Lohan steps on the set of Anger Management for more REAL MaSheen drama to ensue!

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[Image via WENN.]

Audrey Hepburn Returns From The Dead To Sell Us Chocolate!

Posted: 26 Feb 2013 11:40 AM PST

Well hey there Audrey Hepburn! Fancy seeing you out and about in a brand new creative project... especially since you died back in 1993!

But thanks to cray cray new computer technology, ANYONE can rise from the dead to entertain us once again.

Just ask Tupac's hologram!

But unlike Tupac, Audrey's virtual reconstruction has NOT returned to spit slick rhymes at us; instead she stars in a romantic Galaxy chocolate commercial set in the 1950s.

Get whisked away with the classic Hollywood icon (above)!

We're not entirely sure how to feel about this manipulation of Audrey's image... but it sure is pretty to look at! If not a tad creepy.

But then again, this is NOT the first time Audrey's face has emerged to sell us something.

How could we forget the HIGHlarious "Back to Black" commercials where Audrey is gleefully dancing around because she RATHER felt like expressing herself?!

LOLzzzzz!

Demi Lovato Dishes On Her X Factor Future, Love Life & What She Did On Valentine's Day!

Posted: 26 Feb 2013 11:20 AM PST

Oh Dem Dem! How we've missed seeing that oh so adorbz face on our TVs every week!

This morning, Demi Lovato caught up with Ryan Seacrest and spilled on EVERYTHING from her recent leg injury to her future on X Factor and... dating Simon Cowell?!

Check out part one of their little sit down (above)!!

LOLz! We just want to listen to her tell stories all.day.LONG!

Ryan also took the interview as a chance to premiere her song, Heart Attack and grill Mz. Lovato on her love life!

Take a look at the second part of the interview to hear what she said about her Valentine's Day, love life with Wilmer and taking risks in love... AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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