Friday, February 1, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.1.13

Posted: 01 Feb 2013 11:00 AM PST

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Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to dub ‘Obvious Fucking Joke Day,’ starting with Khloe Kardashian, who really couldn’t be loving this impending disaster any more. We’ve also got Quentin Tarantino gaining the ability to conjure his dreams into reality and Kelsey Grammer as the anti-Jon Ha– you know what, Read More ...

BREAKING: Bar Refaeli’s Still Crazy Hot

Posted: 01 Feb 2013 09:27 AM PST

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Here’s Bar Refaeli in the latest campaign for Passionata lingerie because if there’s one thing men don’t have enough going into sex, it’s unrealistic expectations of how things are about to go down. “Oh, man, she’s going to look so awesome and we’re going to rock this ALL NIGHT.” One minute 15 seconds later “Huh? Read More ...

Katy Perry’s Breasts Domesticated John Mayer

Posted: 01 Feb 2013 08:45 AM PST

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“Ha! Play pinochle with you again? This old rascal.” In a new interview with Rolling Stone that I inexplicably read in its entirety, a more mellow, less douchey (for him anyway) John Mayer opens up about the past two years of his life not touring because of a granuloma in his throat which apparently involves Read More ...

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Posted: 01 Feb 2013 07:34 AM PST

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Here’s this week’s smattering of Playmate Instagrams, our joint collaboration with Playboy to ensure that if an attractive woman with daddy issues is taking selfies of her boobs in a bathroom, you get to look at them and think about touching said boobs. Which has really been man’s quest since the dawn of time. “If Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Wants A New Lawyer Already

Posted: 01 Feb 2013 06:50 AM PST

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Because she’s the end result of abusive coke-rattled semen forcibly fired into a gin box, Lindsay Lohan inexplicably ditched her lawyer Shawn Holley, who was literally the only good thing she had going for her, and replaced her with a guy who looks like a mob lawyer straight out of the 70s. Within the first Read More ...

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photos, And Other News

Posted: 01 Feb 2013 06:04 AM PST

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- The Super Bowl Footballs You Were Never Meant To See - How does Jason Momoa stay in shape? Fucking. Lots and lots of fucking. - Beyonce sang live at the Super Bowl press conference, so assume that pays way better than an inauguration. - World War Z has a new Read More ...

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