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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.17.13
- Haha! Jennifer Aniston Cups
- It’s Michael Bay’s New Victoria’s Secret Commercial
- Amanda Bynes Is Apparently Going To Walk Around In Public Making Duck Lips Now
- Rachel Bilson Looks Awesome In A Bikini
- Seth MacFarlane Isn’t Thrilled With This ‘Family Guy’ Predicted The Boston Marathon Attack Business
- Jon Hamm Was On ‘Sesame Street’ And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.17.13 Posted: 17 Apr 2013 01:15 PM PDT        Welcome to a very hearty Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed thanks to a wide variety of WTFuckery including old favorites like Sarah Jessica Parker‘s corpse hooves, Jason Alexander only without his rug this time and Sharon Stone describing her boyfriend’s face that time she wanted the lights left on. We’ve also got a few newcomers, Read More ...  |
| Posted: 17 Apr 2013 12:02 PM PDT        To drive home how slow today is, the biggest story on the Internet right now (Not counting CNN’s Boston Marathon fuck-up.) is Jennifer Aniston showing up to a movie premiere with visible cupping marks on her back. And for those of you who don’t know what cupping is, I’m not going to Google it either Read More ...  |
| It’s Michael Bay’s New Victoria’s Secret Commercial Posted: 17 Apr 2013 11:27 AM PDT  I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, Michael Bay should be doing absolutely nothing but making Victoria’s Secret commercials. Not so much that they’re works of genius – It’s pointing a camera at women who would look hot in a beekeeper’s suit. – but mostly so he stops doing anything else. Also, this Read More ...  |
| Amanda Bynes Is Apparently Going To Walk Around In Public Making Duck Lips Now Posted: 17 Apr 2013 10:30 AM PDT        Now that we’ve seen the preparation process, here’s Amanda Bynes wandering around New York yesterday making duck lips the entire time which probably explains why she hasn’t tweeted which paparazzi photos are acceptable for use yet because, in her mind, they all are now. In the meantime, according to Dlisted, Amanda paid a chick to Read More ...  |
| Rachel Bilson Looks Awesome In A Bikini Posted: 17 Apr 2013 08:42 AM PDT        Rachel Bilson has clearly been eating because she looks fantastic in a bikini now and even has one of those butt things people sometimes have. Unfortunately, it’s wasted on Hayden Christensen, but that’s not so much Rachel Bilson’s fault as God’s for wanting to make sure we know he really fucking hates us. “Apparently killing Read More ...  |
| Seth MacFarlane Isn’t Thrilled With This ‘Family Guy’ Predicted The Boston Marathon Attack Business Posted: 17 Apr 2013 07:52 AM PDT  UPDATE: Clip’s been removed. The hand of Sauron moves quickly. Before I even get into this, watch the clip above from a March 17 episode of Family Guy that really looks like a flashback happens where Peter wins the Boston Marathon by setting off two explosions with a cellphone. Pretty fucking insane, right? Except it Read More ...  |
| Jon Hamm Was On ‘Sesame Street’ And Other News Posted: 17 Apr 2013 06:36 AM PDT  - Amanda Seyfried wants you to remember how big her breasts were on Veronica Mars. - Ozzy Osbourne was just on a bender, did not get divorced. - Douchebags travel in packs. - Selena Gomez is terrified of meeting other actors. - Hollywood’s Unbreakable Addiction To PG-13 - Heather Read More ...  |
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