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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.25.13
- An Open Letter To Whoever’s In Charge of Britney Spears’ Medication
- Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver Are In ‘The Avengers 2′ Now. Okay…
- Amanda Bynes Smokes So Much Pot She Talks To Herself In A Secret Language
- Gwyneth Paltrow Made The ‘Iron Man 3′ Premiere All About Gwyneth Paltrow. Of Course.
- BREAKING: Ireland Baldwin Made Another Vine Video, In A Bikini
- Justin Bieber Has Sex With This Again Despite Filling His Tour Bus With Weed And Playmates
- Hilary Duff Should Be The Spokeswoman For Pilates Because Goddamn And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.25.13 Posted: 25 Apr 2013 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I think I might have rustled up a new client for Beyonce‘s publicist. We honestly debated on whether that was a hand, scat porn or simply Pink‘s penis, and around here Occam’s razor almost always dictates penis. It’s science. We’ve also got Demi Moore & Cher‘s collective Read More ...  |
| An Open Letter To Whoever’s In Charge of Britney Spears’ Medication Posted: 25 Apr 2013 11:54 AM PDT        Dear Sir/Madam/Rube Goldberg Device, Whatever amount of Britney Spears‘ medicine you recently started dispensing, not dispensing, making look like Skittles; keep doing it. For the first time in a long time, I’m actually looking at an attractive woman who I’m willing to believe knows what day of the week it is. Even if she pronounces Read More ...  |
| Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver Are In ‘The Avengers 2′ Now. Okay… Posted: 25 Apr 2013 11:01 AM PDT  While at the premiere of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side-Butt: The Movie last night, Joss Whedon basically came right out and told Yahoo! Movies that Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver will be in The Avengers 2. Which seemed pretty random because everyone just assumed Fox had the rights to them and WHY? “I’ve got these two characters, two Read More ...  |
| Amanda Bynes Smokes So Much Pot She Talks To Herself In A Secret Language Posted: 25 Apr 2013 08:29 AM PDT        When we last left Amanda Bynes she was suing Us Weekly for being ugly and/or Asian which now seems pretty impressive considering she spends the majority of her time walking around her apartment complex talking to herself in a secret language while checking smoke detectors for bugs. RadarOnline reports: The former Nickelodeon star has been Read More ...  |
| Gwyneth Paltrow Made The ‘Iron Man 3′ Premiere All About Gwyneth Paltrow. Of Course. Posted: 25 Apr 2013 06:59 AM PDT        “I did have my vagina varnished in Tuscany. Thank you for noticing.” Judging by early reviews, Iron Man 3 not only makes up for Iron Man 2, but is a well-crafted ending to Robert Downey Jr.‘s tenure as Tony Stark thanks to writer/director Shane Black. Except none of that has to do with Gwyneth Paltrow, Read More ...  |
| BREAKING: Ireland Baldwin Made Another Vine Video, In A Bikini Posted: 25 Apr 2013 06:55 AM PDT        Because Kim Basinger‘s DNA is apparently the building blocks for everything right and good in the world, Ireland Baldwin shook her ass in another Vine video, only this time in a bikini and without her boyfriend’s dumb stupid face in it. And if you’re worried about looking at it, don’t worry, I’m pretty sure the Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber Has Sex With This Again Despite Filling His Tour Bus With Weed And Playmates Posted: 25 Apr 2013 06:50 AM PDT        Here’s Selena Gomez outside Letterman last night where I’m going to assume she didn’t joke about making Justin Bieber cry again considering she flew all the way to Norway to have sex with him even though he’s been spending his entire European tour getting high, banging Playmates and defiling historical landmarks. So if that’s Selena’s Read More ...  |
| Hilary Duff Should Be The Spokeswoman For Pilates Because Goddamn And Other News Posted: 25 Apr 2013 05:45 AM PDT        - American Idol wants to fire Mariah Carey already and bring back JLo. - Lindsay Lohan‘s new sugar daddy is a wealthy Saudi entrepreneur so perfect timing on that choice of johns. - Mail Order Brides Posing Awkwardly - Chris Brown‘s making a country album now. Somehow this is LL Cool Read More ...  |
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