Monday, February 14, 2011

Best Week Ever

Best Week Ever

Cell Phone Version Of “Losing My Religion” Takes On New Spiritual Meanings

Posted: 14 Feb 2011 09:12 AM PST

Cell phone are not just for dropping calls anymore. No, they’re more than just social extensions of our arms waiting to buzz and ring with the promise of actual human interaction. Now, they’re being used as musical instruments.

And so it is almost perfect that the following cell phone concerto features the song “Losing My Religion,” a phrase known to mean “losing one’s sh*t.” Because 99 percent of my recent sh*t-losings have been as a result of a shoddy cell-phone. And the other 1 percent thanks to coffee.

Enjoy this cell phone rendition of REM’s biggest hit ever.

(via Lindsey Weber, who is on a roll today)

New Bruce Willis Wax Figure Requires A Lot Of Head Wiping

Posted: 14 Feb 2011 08:40 AM PST

I guess we’ll deal with how this came about first. From Splash News:

“Madame Tussaud‘s in London has created a new wax likeness of Bruce Willis after it polled visitors which male star currently not on display at the attraction they would most like admire on Valentines Day.”

That is a very weird poll question.  I’m surprised they didn’t end up having to make a huge wax figure of the phrase, “Excuse me?” Anyway, they made this Bruce Willis wax figure (for Valentines Day) and now they have to keep wiping his head all the time? What’s going on here?

Is this a joke? Are they joking about Bruce Willis having to wipe his head all the time? Is that even a thing? Stop wiping wax Bruce Willis’s head.

Lady, seriously. There’s no reason for you to– please stop.

Oh, you’re just painting his neck now… While the thing is already on display?  You know what, hat actually makes sense. You’re working on a deadline.  The people demanded this in time for Valentines Day.

BREAKING NEWS: Hosni Mubarak Now A Mummy

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 10:05 PM PST

After more than two weeks of constant, massive protests against controversial president Hosni Mubarak, the people of Egypt have finally succeeded at getting what they demanded: This Mummy-Themed New York Post Cover:

Mummy Pun + Mummy Photoshop = An Unmitigated Triumph For Democracy Worldwide

Or should we say, an Un-MUMM-tigated Triumph? We just DID. But no, we shouldn’t.

(via Brian Faas)

Willow Smith Sits On Lady Gaga’s Lap In Photo We’re Calling “America’s Future”

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 10:20 PM PST

Willow Smith takes a seat on the most coveted horned-lap in the music biz!! Yes, that’s Lady Gaga, and despite my reservations about certain members of the Pinkett-Smith family (namely, everyone but Will), I am not completely heartless. It’s adorable.

I WELCOME THIS FUTURE WITH OPEN HORN-SHOULDERED ARMS. Bring it, Angry Lord of Earth.

(via Lindsay Weber’s Tumblr)
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